Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[x86x2]

Spread awareness? Literally everyone knows about Barney. Nobody cares. It's not going to spread. you have a radical misunderstanding of how things work.

Yeah, I know they know about Barney, but they don't know about the staggering amount of adult autists that like this shit but shouldn't.

Because I am deathly curious: @x86x2, please describe in detail, without mentioning fans of it at all, exactly how you see MLP as "Barneyshit." I know about the whole TV channel thing with your infamous pasta, so please describe to me if there is anything else in your mind that links them. Do not mention fans at all, I just want to hear you rationalize how the two shows are similar. Keep mind mind that we know for a fact you used to like it and only changed your time because it aired on the same channel.

Also, are/were you bullied in school? Did you always react to your bullied and showed emotion, presumably when they sang the Barney theme around you?

I think if you search me up on the moe archives, you'll find the comparisons I've made between the two shows. Not gonna powerlevel in this post. No, I wasn't bullied for it, but I probably felt the same emotional effects from seeing Barney being played there every day.

Oh no, I think that's what happened. He already said that his brother chastizes him for his obsession, part of the reason I bet he hates being called Barneyfag is that he was probably called "Barneyboy" in high school or something.

No, that never actually happened. I told pretty much no one about this shit, and haven't gotten confronted. No one would've had a clue. I didn't even tell it to my brother.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I didn't even tell it to my brother.

Nope, but you feel the need to tell a bunch of strangers on the internet.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Yeah, I know they know about Barney, but they don't know about the staggering amount of adult autists that like this shit but shouldn't.

Alright.

I want you to stop for a fucking second and answer this question for me:

What impact do "adults that like Barney" have on the show or on how this show has been proven to help children?

What impact do "adults that like Barney" have on entertaining the mentally disabled that enjoy Barney?

In short, why in the living fuck are you doing this?

 

[AnOminous]

I think if you search me up on the moe archives, you'll find the comparisons I've made between the two shows.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This thread keeps getting more and more magical.

 

[Strelok]

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Fuck I'm having Entersphere flashbacks. Is this what Tumblr PTSD feels like?

 

[Rin]

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A wacky, ultimately harmless villain who is redeemed by the power of friendship is an incredibly common character in shows aimed at small children. I am curious about his association abilities, though. Given that MLP is "Barneyshit" and Discord is basically a ripoff of Q from Star Trek, does that mean Star Trek is also Barneyshit?

 

[Strelok]

A wacky, ultimately harmless villain who is redeemed by the power of friendship is an incredibly common character in shows aimed at small children. I am curious about his association abilities, though. Given that MLP is "Barneyshit" and Discord is basically a ripoff of Q from Star Trek, does that mean Star Trek is also Barneyshit?

Only Voyager.

Haha Star Trek jokes, height of comedy.

 

[Anus]

Those are tangential, cherry-picked comparisons at best, man. Great job admitting you watched both shows in detail though, you gigantic babby.

I could totally do the same thing to two different shows if I wanted to. It ain't that hard.

In summation, YOU HAVE PROVED NOTHING.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think if you search me up on the moe archives, you'll find the comparisons I've made between the two shows. Not gonna powerlevel in this post. No, I wasn't bullied for it, but I probably felt the same emotional effects from seeing Barney being played there every day.

I dunno, you're doing a bang up job Powerleveling as it is, what's some more to add to the fire?

 

[Gensdupays]

You're a compulsive liar, Barneyfag. And those are cherry picked as fuck. They're so distant and non comparable that it would take a true exceptional individual to see them as anywhere close to each other.

Barneyfag's association abilities are just an excuse for him to engage in unacceptable behavior. He adamantly refuses to recognize that games like Kirby and Splatoon are designed for children and are by his own standards "barneyshit." It's just because he doesn't care about how other people think about thinks and DEMANDS that the world play by his self-servicing and nonsensical views. Any attempts to shift blame to his experiences just pokes holes in this and what we've ultimately got is a hypocrite who gets mad and resorts to the mindset of the target audience of Barney (probably because he's still basically in this mindset) when you point it out.

Trying to get through to him is ultimately fruitless because Barneyfag, like so many cows, stopped developing in elementary school. That's the level of "debate" and logic we're dealing with here. Be it the lying, the shoddy "nuh uh" arguments, or the sense of superiority. Beating it into his head that he's an ass who was never "forced" to do anything and that genuinely hates the mentally disabled is just going to confuse him.

I don't mean to imply anything about the University of Toronto, but damn if this guy can be accepted and presumably complete more than one year...

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

So let me get this straight, he had access to a computer lab that he could use for anything he wanted, and that he didn't even have to use if he didn't want to, and was less restricted than most of the other labs at the school, and he's upset because literal retards used it to watch baby shows? I'd trade my time in highschool for his anyday.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think if you search me up on the moe archives, you'll find the comparisons I've made between the two shows.

Suppose I don't wanna do that and would prefer you just answer the goddamned question instead of weaseling your way out of it?

 

[Strelok]

So @x86x2 I have to ask. Is there like, some scenario you have in your head where you are going to win this argument? Do you think if you ramble enough we're going to go "Oh, I guess he was right all along, and barney is the single greatest plague on humanity since Communist Nazis". Do you have an endgame, or is this just your only social outlet?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

No, that never actually happened. I told pretty much no one about this shit, and haven't gotten confronted. No one would've had a clue. I didn't even tell it to my brother.

Because he'd rather not know how much of a mess you are to be quite honest. I'm at least hoping he has the decency to understand the differential between significant life concerns and pediatric-educational media.

 

[glass_houses]

So @x86x2 I have to ask. Is there like, some scenario you have in your head where you are going to win this argument? Do you think if you ramble enough we're going to go "Oh, I guess he was right all along, and barney is the single greatest plague on humanity since Communist Nazis". Do you have an endgame, or is this just your only social outlet?

Question one: yes.

Question two: yes

Question three: no.

Question four: yes.

 

[Adamska]

So @x86x2 I have to ask. Is there like, some scenario you have in your head where you are going to win this argument? Do you think if you ramble enough we're going to go "Oh, I guess he was right all along, and barney is the single greatest plague on humanity since Communist Nazis". Do you have an endgame, or is this just your only social outlet?

We're his Sailor Moon poster of fail honestly; without us he'd be pegging himself with a purple dragon dildo and moaning in joy while listening to Barney talk.

As for Barney affecting the manchild audience; lolno. MLP and the current gen of animation faggotry is a waterfall of fail compared to Barneyfans. Mainly because they operate by Barneyfag's own logic of trying to rationalize their love of kiddie shit as maturity due to arbitrary reasons.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Even Bronies could give less a shit let alone remember anything Barney the last time they "watched it".

Let this sink in.

 

[Meowthkip]

If Barneyfag ever starts talking shit about Lambchop I'm gonna go to his house and give him such a pinch.

 

[x86x2]

Alright.

I want you to stop for a fucking second and answer this question for me:

What impact do "adults that like Barney" have on the show or on how this show has been proven to help children?

What impact do "adults that like Barney" have on entertaining the mentally disabled that enjoy Barney?

In short, why in the living fuck are you doing this?

From what I understand, the "adults that like Barney" are the ones that have been pressuring the show's production company to release episodes from the "classic era" of the show, and the adults that like Barney are the ones that will try to say that the autists that like this shit are worth something simply because their fanbase is a gigantic hugbox.

A wacky, ultimately harmless villain who is redeemed by the power of friendship is an incredibly common character in shows aimed at small children. I am curious about his association abilities, though. Given that MLP is "Barneyshit" and Discord is basically a ripoff of Q from Star Trek, does that mean Star Trek is also Barneyshit?

To be fair, I didn't even make the picture. I literally found that one on derpibooru. I don't view Star Trek as Barneyshit though, I never really cared that much for the series, except for TNG, which I discovered after finding out that Levar Burton from Reading Rainbow was on that show as well. That was only for a very brief period when I was young though.

So @x86x2 I have to ask. Is there like, some scenario you have in your head where you are going to win this argument? Do you think if you ramble enough we're going to go "Oh, I guess he was right all along, and barney is the single greatest plague on humanity since Communist Nazis". Do you have an endgame, or is this just your only social outlet?

I think my endgame is probably when I go back to normal when MLP ends (hopefully with the full-length theatrical movie they announced). Then I'll consider my work complete.