US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Those stranded Americans should've stepped on the US Flag and pledged allegiance to the tranny flag of the globohomos instead. Maybe then they wouldn't be in this damn mess.
So in effect, they did choose to stay behind. Having the right politics grants you tremendous leniency.

Oh well. BTW please remember to sign up for the military to fight for foreign interests, surrender your home to a refugee (not to Cubans though; ungrateful white-adjacent prats) and be mindful of people's pronouns.
 
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Garm said:
I have noticed this as well in packaging. Like commercial and industrial grade shipping. The only example that comes to mind right away is the pallet that disintegrated upon lifting though there has been lots of smaller instances where people aren't taking the care anymore.
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At work whenever we get a shipment of goods a significant portion of it comes in sealed plastic bags. think of the bags that cereal is in. This stuff would come in these sturdy plastic containers that have interlocking folding lids. you may have seen them before. the containers are stackable so they are easy to store so they dont clutter the back room.

Now those items come in flimsy cardboard that crumples when you try to stack them. there is definately something going on.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
They added 1 single poll that didn't impact the average. Now, why they're averaging in stuff from weeks ago?? Not sure if that's their normal.
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well mostly because they dont have enough good polls, but the weighting of polls should go down with time. but thats waaay to clever for that Nate guy
TaterFarmer said:
Also, no idea what the "adjusted" means that keeps him dead even.
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they cant have bad headlines now.
Gehenna said:
My running hypothesis, when the polling firms saw the bottom drop out they straight up stopped reporting.
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you get a new poll per firm every week/biweekly. having 2 week old polls isnt unsusual.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
I don’t know how this isn’t impeachable and the fact that this incompetent buffoon will likely remain in office is just a sign of how broken this country truly is.
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This, this is what pisses me off about the whole thing. Trump got impeached twice for the most mundane shit and now we have Biden, a guy who broke an agreement for a photo op, left thousands of Americans stranded, and shrugs off the countless dead men, women, and children as "casualties" of getting out of war because there was nothing he could do.
And nobody does nothing. Sure theres talks of impeachment, but its just that: talk. He wont get impeached until midterms or beyond which means we'll be stuck with him for a couple more months to years until Death or the establishment decides his time is up.

I know secession is a bad idea, not allowed and all that. But man it's one of those things where it's so tempting to just fuck off from the US and start anew. But again, it's a dumb idea for obvious reasons and would ultimately hinder people as a whole and would give power to enemies to strike at our broken country.
 
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ChefKiss said:
"I'm very sad about all the people being killed, I take full responsibility but it's Trump's fault, it was only a few hundred, they actually wanted to stay and be killed, that was yesterday anyway why do you care, no questions"
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You forgot 'My son Hunter is dead, did I mention that? Was it Beau? Oh well, you know the thing'.
 
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Only A Retard Sometimes said:
At work whenever we get a shipment of goods a significant portion of it comes in sealed plastic bags. think of the bags that cereal is in. This stuff would come in these sturdy plastic containers that have interlocking folding lids. you may have seen them before. the containers are stackable so they are easy to store so they dont clutter the back room.

Now those items come in flimsy cardboard that crumples when you try to stack them. there is definately something going on.
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Could be that they're trying to thin out the cardboard to satisfy "environmentally friendly" guidelines.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
I don’t believe for a second that the number of American citizens left behind is in the ‘low hundreds. I don’t know how we went from 10-15000 to 4000.
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I saw something earlier today claiming it was a "correction" because many of them "were not acktchually US citizens".

I will treat that as farm-fresh bullshit until I am refuted.
 
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HymanHive said:
They're not hanging, they're alive and on a harness.

No one is sure why they're doing this, my guess is, for the laughs. Imagine living in a desert all of your life and your friend says "ere, abdul, i've got this 'ere 'elicopter, fancy flyin' 'round like peter pan?" Who could say no?

Either that or it's the talibans version of air reconnaissance. Stick old aktar on a bit of string, give a smart phone and dangling from a helicopter. "Allah be praised, we have aerial cameras now!"
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That is some Four Lions shit, this went from horrible to hilarious.
 
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AmHole said:
This, this is what pisses me off about the whole thing. Trump got impeached twice for the most mundane shit and now we have Biden, a guy who broke an agreement for a photo op, left thousands of Americans stranded, and shrugs off the countless dead men, women, and children as "casualties" of getting out of war because there was nothing he could do.
And nobody does nothing. Sure theres talks of impeachment, but its just that: talk. He wont get impeached until midterms or beyond which means we'll be stuck with him for a couple more months to years until Death or the establishment decides his time is up.

I know secession is a bad idea, not allowed and all that. But man it's one of those things where it's so tempting to just fuck off from the US and start anew. But again, it's a dumb idea for obvious reasons and would ultimately hinder people as a whole and would give power to enemies to strike at our broken country.
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1861 will commence again!
 
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Garm said:
I remember an article when Trump got elected that a journalist wrote that an academic friend of his dreaded to learn "they were the minority now." Basically Trump was the pleb revolt that shook the elites to the core.

So could 538 be self censoring so no one knows how absolutely pissed people are? As in "Americans are just short of grabbing pitchforks and torches".

I have noticed this as well in packaging. Like commercial and industrial grade shipping. The only example that comes to mind right away is the pallet that disintegrated upon lifting though there has been lots of smaller instances where people aren't taking the care anymore.
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That could be it because polls 538 use have been releasing polls the last week but the only one they added is Rasmussen who puts out a poll everyday. NBC released a poll last week that had Biden at 46%, but on the aggregate they still have NBC at 50%, Morning Consult just released a poll this morning that has him at 48% approval which is the lowest the MC has ever had him. The polling we should be seeing now is polling taken during the peak of the Aghanistan shit storm. Another odd thing is all the polls on the RCP aggregate outside of Rasmussen are all Registered Voters instead of Likely Voters, Registered Voter polls tend to be much more inaccurate than likely voters. The only time I saw this happen on the RCP is after the Republican Convention last year, no one would release a poll during that whole week, and then when they did the following week, the race was a dead heat.
 
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