US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The ChiComs are openly mocking us now.

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Based Chinese cartoonist

 

[Meat Target]

Speaking of which, where is "Warrior Monk" Mattis?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Oh look, they are ignoring the Supreme Court.

If this moratorium shit and skyrocketing lumber prices continue I will not be able to move out on my own despite have worked hard to be in a good financial position at my age.

Oh well I guess.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

If this moratorium shit and skyrocketing lumber prices continue I will not be able to move out on my own despite have worked hard to be in a good financial position at my age.

Oh well I guess.

NEET life is the only life.

 

[Confused Doggo]

Prediction for Tuckers Opening line: Good news everyone! we ended the 20 year War in Afghanistan...Bad News we did it by killing 13 US Service members, Drone striking 9 civilians (some of whom aided our government), and arming the Taliban with 80 billion dollars worth of equipment. Sorry...85 billion dollars worth of equipment.

"And the loss of respect and confidence any country had in us. They are all laughing at us, and I don't blame them."

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

"And the loss of respect and confidence any country had in us. They are all laughing at us, and I don't blame them."

On the upside, perhaps we'll contain Western Wokeism from continuing to spread across the world.

 

[GuntPunt]

Civil rights investigation against states refusing to force people to wear masks.

It's so ironic it's like watching a snake eat itself.

Oh look, they are ignoring the Supreme Court.

They know the majority of people the eviction reinstatement would hurt is their base. If that thing goes through, homelessness would easily double overnight and they will recieve a backlash like never before recorded.

It may be Summer of Love 2.0 or 10x worse.

 

[mandatorylurk]

You won't protect the puppers, you can at least let them out of their cages before they're executed by people who hate dogs. That's fucking worse than what those faggots in Australia did to dogs last week.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They left the service dogs at the airport.
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Update: number of dogs left at the hanger: 51

what the fuck

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Tree]

It's been shocking/horrifying to me the number of liberals I know that willingly have buried their heads in the sand and just turned off the news because they want to keep pretending Biden is "way better than Trump".

I know it's a hard lesson to learn, but these sorts of people don't, won't, and never have cared about arguments, cause and effect, or other forms of "facts or logic". They want a functional lie that gives them moral superiority over others. That's all. If they had to accept liberalism was a giant lie, they feel they'd take a significant social status loss, so their brains work overtime to make reality conform to their delusions, and when that's not possible, suddenly they aren't into all that political stuff, or it's an exception, or the classic "it wasn't real [moral superiority justification word]".

They know that bullets can DROP DOWN, right?

If the bullets fall on anyone, it is because Allah wills it. Why should they get in the way of Allah's will?

I'm no expert but my common sense is telling me bullets fall a lot slower than they come out of the barrel of a gun. Their terminal velocity is likely fairly less dangerous.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

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Ok this is the slickest thing Ben Garrison has done in a long time. I like his dragon design.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

You won't protect the puppers, you can at least let them out of their cages before they're executed by people who hate dogs. That's fucking worse than what those faggots in Australia did to dogs last week.

I don't even like Dogs much, but quite frankly we should trade Australia for Afghanistan. The Aussies deserve 20 years of Sharia law.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

With no further loss of American lives for now. Wait a couple of weeks. We will see alive execution.

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Proven right not even an hour later. World fucking Record.

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Taliban:
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They HAVE to be doing this on purpose. There's no fucking way that they're this pants-on-head retarded.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I want people to spam the Oval Pawoffice, that disgusting grifter, with the abandoned mil puppers

 

[CarlosDanger]

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Fuck this bitch, she said earlier today that the people left behind will get out if they want to, she then suggested the land bridge to Pakistan.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I don't even like Dogs much, but quite frankly we should trade Australia for Afghanistan. The Aussies deserve 20 years of Sharia law.

You don't have to be a dog person or animal lover to be outraged we left animals that depend on us, think we (the soldiers) are their pack members, and that we bred for the purpose of war, behind in the hands of people that think dogs are bad just because Muhammad said so (without elaborating ofc).

 

[GuntPunt]

Update on the dogs:

Apparently the DoD ordered the dogs to be left on the streets to fend for themselves. So that's fun: the government thinks your life is as "low priority" as a dog. So there are 51 in cages in the hanger and COUNTLESS OTHERS on the streets.

Just like US citizens.

 

[make_it_so]

Proven right not even an hour later. World fucking Record.

They HAVE to be doing this on purpose. There's no fucking way that they're this pants-on-head retarded.

Or it could be a variation to what @Tree suggested, that the people in charge are so invested in a particular worldview that they will twist and lie to themselves to make it true, regardless of how much it actually reflects reality. Like I said earlier, it really resembles the late-stage Soviet Union.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

You don't have to be a dog person or animal lover to be outraged we left animals that depend on us, think we (the soldiers) are their pack members, and that we bred for the purpose of war, in the hands of people that think dogs are bad just because Muhammad said so (without elaborating ofc).

Oh well honestly the withdraw of troops is a fuckup all around, it does not surprise me that we left dogs behind.

But Australia euthanizing puppies because they were covid positive is outright Evil, and if there is a kind and loving god in the universe I pray that the entire Aussie Government burns in hell for that decision.