Autism you witnessed IRL - share your stories

[OpenBASED]

get your tits out

It doesn't count as IRL, but I've just witnessed your post and it's pretty damn autistic.

 

[Broseph]

They targeted gamers.

Really? The last time I was in a Gamestop 80% of the store was filled with random crap not related to gaming and barely 20% of the store had games.

 

[A-Stump]

When I was a kid there was this really scrawny autistic who never grew with everyone else. I'd say he was more or less as intelligent as everyone else...in broad strokes. Like he could do schoolwork and shit, but he wasn't 'there'. He had this huge, bulbous protrusion on the back of his head that poked out through his hair. He wore diapers, whether for incontinence or because he liked them I'll never know. Always used to sit there licking his lips and you'd see the area around his mouth was dog dick red. Anyways you can imagine this weirdo was a magnet for bullying. Out of all the stuff people made fun of him it was being gay. He wasn't gay to begin with. He actually used to leer at girls and he had this really reflective pencil case he'd use to look up their skirts.

Anywho, this gay bullying continued for years and years. He'd get his ass kicked regularly and was basically the school dither fish. I want to say around the eighth grade into ninth, they broke him. He just became extremely gay. He'd start humping shit, usually trying to get to guys. Would deepthroat whatever phallic object he could get ahold of. Licked urinals. Offered to blow people in the bathroom. Someone started smearing jizz on stuff, rather quickly deduced to be him. This all culminated during an end of the school year field trip where he basically made a mad dash around a swimming pool and forced people to look at his dick. He had to be taken away by the police and I can only surmise likely spent the remainder of his schooldays in a mental institution because we never saw him again.

TL;DR

Some weirdo autistic got bullied so hard he transformed himself into a deviant faggot as I'm guessing a way to cope with it

 

[Jason Wynn]

Really? The last time I was in a Gamestop 80% of the store was filled with random crap not related to gaming and barely 20% of the store had games.

Should just call it the Funko store at this point, that shit is all they seem to sell, and any games they have are so marked up you might as well just buy a new copy. GameStop sucks and the sooner they go bankrupt the better

 

[Captain Syrup]

Some weirdo autistic got bullied so hard he transformed himself into a deviant faggot as I'm guessing a way to cope with it

Bullying works... if it comes from a place of love, for lack of a better word.

If you want to destroy someone weaker than you, then there's no utility in it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

A very friendly tard was always hanging near the back entrance of my bank on payday, he’d wave happily and say “Happy Holidays!” no matter what month it was.
One fine day, he was looking sour and yelled “you’re fired!” instead.
I regret not following up on that one but I changed to third shift and only used the atm from that point.

 

[X Pac Heat]

I saw a dude sperg out in a Denny's once over The Last Jedi. I wish I was joking. He was with a chick too and she looked super embarrassed.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I was at the laundromat this morning and a couple of capeshit homos were arguing over which was better-the Marvel universe or DC.

 

[purple mattress]

a girl came into my job yesterday just covered in pins and keychains on her vest, bag, and phone. all fandom shit, she was probably 30ish. one that really stood out was her phone had; i'm guessing stan pines and his brother, ford, shipping art on it?

 

[Meat Target]

A week or two ago, I was at Target and saw some kid singing about Pokemon.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I saw a dude sperg out in a Denny's once over The Last Jedi. I wish I was joking.

Playground identity politics.

a girl came into my job yesterday just covered in pins and keychains on her vest, bag, and phone. all fandom shit, she was probably 30ish.

I feel like white-people fashion in general is the fantasy of being 19 forever.

 

[X Pac Heat]

I feel like white-people fashion in general is the fantasy of being 19 forever.

I've met way to many consoomer 40 year olds who are using zoomer slang.

 

[seri0us]

He didn't even notice I was recording either.

Can I see the video?

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Funny thing, she would also set the TV to turn off after an hour as to not make me play vidya all day on schooldays. Did anyone else's parents here do that?

Growing up, my neighbor kitty corner from me had his mom set the oven timer as a way to control how much time he or his brothers spent on their video game system. I believe it was set to go off about 15 minutes or so before dinner. Once it went off, that was it for the afternoon, any friends that came over had to go home, and the rest of the night had to be spent on homework.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Ran into a convenience store before work to grab cigarettes and coffee and the cashier is this fat wigger chick on her phone twirling her hair and giggling “yeah daddy, y’all be able to make uh withdrawal daddy tee hee hee” immediately stops talking when I get to the counter, her face goes slack into this doughy bovine dipshit look, doesn’t say a word and immediately after the transaction picks up the phone and goes back to her white trash idea of flirting like nothing happened.

weird

 

[NerdShamer]

Ran into a convenience store before work to grab cigarettes and coffee and the cashier is this fat wigger chick on her phone twirling her hair and giggling “yeah daddy, y’all be able to make uh withdrawal daddy tee hee hee” immediately stops talking when I get to the counter, her face goes slack into this doughy bovine dipshit look, doesn’t say a word and immediately after the transaction picks up the phone and goes back to her white trash idea of flirting like nothing happened.

weird

Sounds like an erotic role player. She might be getting paid for it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Very early days of college, I could go to various spots with my id.
The best one was the library at the adjacent connected school.
They didn’t have blockers on and people could wander in and look at porn.
A really skinny old geezer would look at porn nonstop and when he saw something really good he’d get a shit eating grin and make this noise I can only try to type as “Woint!” but it was almost a guinea pig wheeking sound too.

 

[Monika H.]

Maybe I have already shared this one, but my stepmom has this autistic thing that when she finds a movies or a single song she likes, she has to watch/listen to it several times a day, every day.
When I was younger she had gotten obsessed with the movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - a mediocre movie in my opinion - and would put it on repeat every day.
She's the most patient and tolerating woman you can meet, but she can and will sperg out and throw shitfits if you dare to say anything bad about her obsession of the moment.

 

[Broseph]

A week or two ago, I was at Target and saw some kid singing about Pokemon.

Nothing really autistic about a kid singing about Pokemon, kids are allowed to act like spergs because they're still kids. Now if this kid was in his 30's and was singing about Pokemon then that would've been pretty fucking autistic.

 

[Meat Target]

Really really autistic about a kid singing about Pokemon, kids are allowed to act like spergs because they're still kids. Now if this kid was in his 30's and was singing about Pokemon then that would've been pretty fucking autistic.

He was wearing a Pokemon t-shirt, and this kid was maybe 14.