Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[glass_houses]

I think my endgame is probably when I go back to normal when MLP ends (hopefully with the full-length theatrical movie they announced). Then I'll consider my work complete.

I... What? You'll stop foaming at the mouth about Barney the fucking Dinosaur when another MLP movie is made? How the fuck does that fit together? And this 'back to normal' shit? You've been on your love quest for a dinosaur to build from the ground up since before you left high school. What the fuck is normal about you? When was the last time you were fucking normal?

 

[Keerakh]

From what I understand, the "adults that like Barney" are the ones that have been pressuring the show's production company to release episodes from the "classic era" of the show, and the adults that like Barney are the ones that will try to say that the autists that like this shit are worth something simply because their fanbase is a gigantic hugbox.


To be fair, I didn't even make the picture. I literally found that one on derpibooru. I don't view Star Trek as Barneyshit though, I never really cared that much for the series, except for TNG, which I discovered after finding out that Levar Burton from Reading Rainbow was on that show as well. That was only for a very brief period when I was young though.


I think my endgame is probably when I go back to normal when MLP ends (hopefully with the full-length theatrical movie they announced). Then I'll consider my work complete.

What work? You're a frown-ass college student flipping your shit about autists watchjng a kiddie show.
I'm surprised you don't flip your shit at those who watch Thomas the tank engine.
Why do you even care? It's not gonna turn the world into braindead zombies. Most people will chuckle and shake their head and that's it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Because Barney-Senpai never noticed him.

 

[Adamska]

No, your endgame is going to be you in a stolen wedding dress giggling in joy and anticipation at the voice in your head that you think is coming from Barney, when in reality its a store mannequin you put a Barney costume over along with a bad dragon replica reptile schlong you glued on at dick level at an awkward angle while fitting an ill suited tux on it. That's the vibe I get from you.

 

[Gensdupays]

You and your fucking kid's show fetish, I swear. Just because you hate Barney doesn't mean you have to be an avid fan of stuff most people stopped watching after they were 10.

Answer this question for me: are you what you consider the ideal human being in terms of mind? Should everyone aspire to be more like you?

 

[glass_houses]

Howzabout we make a bet? How long do you think it'll take before Hiroyuki Nisimura uses Barneyfag's 4chan rss feeds to hack into the university's servers and Barneyfag's 'education' comes to a nasty stop?

 

[Conrix]

I think my endgame is probably when I go back to normal when MLP ends (hopefully with the full-length theatrical movie they announced). Then I'll consider my work complete.

For one thing, I think that'll be a long time coming before MLP ends, especially because they rebooted it multiple times over the past 30 something years after the 80's show and could very well do it again if it was commercially viable. And another thing, they could possibly reboot Barney as well, so you'll probably have twice the work cut out for you if anything.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

From what I understand, the "adults that like Barney" are the ones that have been pressuring the show's production company to release episodes from the "classic era" of the show, and the adults that like Barney are the ones that will try to say that the autists that like this shit are worth something simply because their fanbase is a gigantic hugbox.

So lemme get this straight... you are mad at a bunch of people because they want to get more Barney content.

...

Also, I'm pretty sure most fanboys are content with simply enjoying the content that they like. I don't see a lot of Whovians or bronies or whatever trying to break down the doors of the White House and recognize their fandom as some revolutionary group. They're just a bunch of nerds who like a show. They're not the ones advocating the death of others for liking another show.

 

[Bugaboo]

Do you realize that My Little Pony has been around since before you were born and once this generation dies it will continue to be around in a different art style and they'll probabaly make more pony cartoons for children? Also adults will always be fans because it appeals to their super autism

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Do you realize that My Little Pony has been around since before you were born and once this generation dies it will continue to be around in a different art style and they'll probabaly make more pony cartoons for children? Also adults will always be fans because it appeals to their super autism

G1 premiere in '82, Aaaaannnd we're at G4 in 2015.

That's thirty three years of pony.

 

[Bugaboo]

G1 premiere in '82, Aaaaannnd we're at G4 in 2015.

That's thirty three years of pony.

It's kind of like Transformers in that it's probably not going away any time soon, at least not for the next decade as long as little girls like horses and little boys like robots and trucks

 

[StanCommodore]

I shat out a dumb meme derivative for you, Revvy. I hope it makes your college/halfchan minimodding experience richer somehow.

 

[Conrix]

Do you realize that My Little Pony has been around since before you were born and once this generation dies it will continue to be around in a different art style and they'll probabaly make more pony cartoons for children? Also adults will always be fans because it appeals to their super autism

G1 premiere in '82, Aaaaannnd we're at G4 in 2015.

That's thirty three years of pony.

So I stand corrected on that and edited my previous post, but my point still stands on the futility of Barneyfag's struggle. Also that "super autist" who wrote an expository essay on Barney that Barneyfag so despises thinks Barney could come back - while I personally think it may not actually come back but at the same time a Barney reboot is a possibility to a degree - just that Barney survives on the internet and episodes can be downloaded/viewed easily by the fairly computer savvy kinda undermines @x86x2's mission to wipe Barney from existence, doesn't it?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

It's utterly impossible to wipe anything from existence on the internet.

More computer savvy groups with lots more money have tried. "Leaked" celebrity nudes, that pic of you dancing with that hot girl at the club that your "friend" sent your wife on FB, that pic of your weed stash (AKA, police evidence), that long-winded political/religious/sociological rant (Hi Connor!), your Ashley Madison account, or even just that derpy embarrassing selfie you took while drunk at the party last night. It's still out there. Somewhere. That video of you & your sister kicking a soccer ball around barefoot may end up on a foot fetish site, or that recipe for canned peaches you posted on your Pintrest may end up on some whackjob doomsday prepper's blog.

Once you hit that "send" or "enter" button, it's done & she's gone. In those two seconds it takes you to go "Oh, FUCK!", literally hundreds of people have seen- and are in the process of distributing- that info.

And that's just personal laundry. When you're talking about a show- that even if you personally hate it- that has a large fanbase, and thus money behind it, it's like a hydra. Every one you cut down, two more spring up.

Like I've said about the ponies. You can't stop the rainbow tide, the best you can do is get out of the way.

 

[Gensdupays]

I'm pretty sure that his shitposting has only caused more people to watch the show, partially out of interest and partially out of spite. He's just so autistic that he doesn't realize he's basically getting more people to watch the show than get mad at "stealth posting."

Without fail, every thread he shits up ends with him bemoaning about how the board is full of "degenerates" because they won't follow his crusade and in fact sometimes do the opposite. Or when his posts get deleted but not the ones he wants, that enrages him.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

My leg.

 

[x86x2]

I... What? You'll stop foaming at the mouth about Barney the fucking Dinosaur when another MLP movie is made? How the fuck does that fit together?

That will be the end of the current generation of MLP, apparently. Not sure yet, but given its 2017 release date, it seems most likely. I think I started raging about Barney because of MLP to begin with.

So I stand corrected on that and edited my previous post, but my point still stands on the futility of Barneyfag's struggle. Also that "super autist" who wrote an expository essay on Barney that Barneyfag so despises thinks Barney could come back - while I personally think it may not actually come back but at the same time a Barney reboot is a possibility to a degree - just that Barney survives on the internet and episodes can be downloaded/viewed easily by the fairly computer savvy kinda undermines @x86x2's mission to wipe Barney from existence, doesn't it?

Well, I know that you can never really delete EVERYTHING from the Internet, but I imagine if we mass email HiT Entertainment about the fact that all these Barney episodes are available on YouTube and infringing their copyright, they might end up taking them down and possibly cause a dent in its popularity and fandom.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I think I started raging about Barney because of MLP to begin with.

Wait wait wait wait wait. I thought you raged about Barney because of some abuse you had at school. Now it's because of MLP?

Well, I know that you can never really delete EVERYTHING from the Internet, but I imagine if we mass email HiT Entertainment about the fact that all these Barney episodes are available on YouTube and infringing their copyright, they might end up taking them down and possibly cause a dent in its popularity and fandom.

Yeah, most people start email campaigns over shit that isn't autistic.

 

[Anus]

Wait wait wait wait wait. I thought you raged about Barney because of some abuse you had at school. Now it's because of MLP?

Dude's a compulsive liar. The real story is he was in the same sped room as some other speds watching Barney, while he watched his edgelord metal videos, then in like 2011 or whatever he got into MLP, but then he realized on the channel it aired on in Canadia it aired right after Barney, then he started his autism campaign.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Never will work. Email as may people as you like.

The entire anti-brony movement- all the support personnel at Youtube, Dailymotion, Gorillavid, Fileshare-whatever-dot-com etc.- and the entire legal division at Hasbro inc. has been doing it's best to stop "illegal" sharing & fan content since about an hour or so after S1:E1. premiered. So far, the lot has been a mild annoyance at best to the fandom.

C&D orders are issued, electronic countermeasures are devised, Fan sites/accounts are shut down, people get teh banhammer, and it all mutates and starts over five minutes afterwards. New accounts are made from new sources, "Content" is altered to get past filters, and counter-countermeasures are implemented. And this isn't just the Bronies. This is the SOP for almost any fandom. From Superwholock to MLP to Steven Universe to whatever.

Like I said, the beast loses a head, and two more arise.