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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
On youtube you get a new emote slot for memberships. For every 25 memberships until 250 you get a new one. After that it is 50 until 500. Then it's 100 until 1,000. Then 200.
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Didn't he get some app for emotes that was $5 a month?
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
@Pargon Do you think Phil will have enough time to complain about online lag before Mike knocks him out?
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He could complain about lag and it would actually be true. He wouldn't be able to even flinch.
PieceofShet said:
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lmao. Yeah........THAT must be it. Twitch is going to shit because some two bit streamer that was effectively stealing from them his whole time there, just up and left. Thanks for your 'stupid of the day' quote.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Why does Phil tell people "he left twitch"... He makes it sound like it was a choice

You didn't leave Twitch Phil, they left you.
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Technically he did leave Twitch. He just got booted from the partnership program, but he coulda just kept streaming there anyway.

Only piggie's problem was then he couldn't get subs/bits and he'd have to encourage all that income to be given in the form of tips which would let his wheelchairs see his real income more easily.
 
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I'm re-listening to the members rant from Monday.

I find it strange how he's so fixated on feasting with the king claiming people love it... I find that hard to believe?
  1. It's 45-60 mins of him reading menus from postmates
  2. a 20-30 minute break while he orders the food
  3. then once the gameplay is actually happening it's then postponed when the food turns up
  4. he complains about the order being wrong
  5. then he eats the food in a disgusting way with his mouth open
  6. then it's another break to finish his food off stream with his kat mom and cat son.
If you look at the uploaded videos from this they are not doing great either, in 2 episodes he's managed less than 10k views.

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That's about $15-$25 in ad revenue if I'm kind... it's probably less.

Meanwhile these videos cost him $40-60 per meal.

Do you know what I think he's doing... He's been learning from his WWE Champions experience and he's now including his postmates expenses as business expenses to avoid paying tax on this income.

10k a month is a lot of money to pay tax on, not only is his #1 expense (WWE C) now claimed against his business to avoid tax but his #2 expense of eating out is now also claimed too.

Of course this is theory crafting but I can't see another reason why he's so desperate to continually eat food on stream even though it costs him money.
 
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Boegjavel said:
A little embarrassing but in a way I miss seeing Phil. I miss him in the same way I miss that drunk I always see in the subway. When I don't see him on the usual turn, I stop and think about what he is doing. Is he lying unconscious in a public toilet? Or has he taken hold of his life? Lifes small questions.
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his retard babbling on his prestream is something i usually like to listen to daily while i take a shit and do other things, so when he doesn't do one, it's annoying having to figure out something else to do

i don't miss it because really he's a piece of shit and i just get annoyed listening to him, but i guess i'm just a masochist in that sense
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
DAVE IS SHAKING THINGS UP TODAY!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This will totally save the streams, Phil. Just like when you moved the couch out and had that swivel chair. No, wait! Just like when you got new vests. No, wait! Just like when you got rid of the swivel chair! No, wait! Just like when you got Xbox Game Pass. No, wait! Just like when you got new hats!
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This will totally save the streams, Phil. Just like when you moved the couch out and had that swivel chair. No, wait! Just like when you got new vests. No, wait! Just like when you got rid of the swivel chair! No, wait! Just like when you got Xbox Game Pass. No, wait! Just like when you got new hats!
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Get your wallets ready boys, because Phil changed the color of his overlay!
Holy shit, take my fucking money.
 
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