Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Schmuck of Ages]

Are vaccine passports even a thing or is it some new bullshit made up by boomers on FB? I'm in Texas and have never experienced someone asking for something like that. Even hospitals and medical clinics don't give a fuck as long as you wear a mask.

NYC resident no not really just show a photo of your vaccine card to a uninterested venue or bar worker and you're fine if you wear a mask in venues.

 

[Bumwine]

Seems another Youtube Drama/Karen channel (August the Duck) have started making videos about Jack abominations,spreading the unholy gospel even more

In the end,this is Jack legacy: a never ending barrage of scorn and mockery

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

This amerifat megachurch still counts as Christianity? This blind attitude to God and faith reminds me of Islam instead.

At least the Muslims I know don't do all the performative shit. Unlike Jack and Tammy they just don't drink and dont feel the need to remind you of it constantly like Evangelicals.

 

[Aaway]

of course, jack the narcissist felt the need to even make his friend's death about himself. don't be sad for ME guys!

 

[BigDyno392]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

The morbidly and grotesquely obese should get the jab. Retards like Jack have too low of an IQ to do a cost benefit analysis, so they interject god into the mix. Yeah, it makes no sense to get vaccinated if you're in relatively good health.

Now, a two time stroke survivor, whatever the fuck was wrong with his foot, atrophic rotting arm, cancer ridden thyroid that is half removed, while looking like a bowling ball on tooth picks should perhaps consider the risk of potential side effects of a vaccine and factor in their comorbidities.

Of course, that is if they're capable, and not mentally retarded looking at Jesus to solve all their problems. This death will change nothing, Jack's family are inbreds.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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I wonder if this was one of his friends who caught the coof

Guy looks like he's in the Taliban.

Seems another Youtube Drama/Karen channel (August the Duck) have started making videos about Jack abominations,spreading the unholy gospel even more

In the end,this is Jack legacy: a never ending barrage of scorn and mockery

I think they need to add "The Baron of Bacon Grease", "The Chancellor of Cheese", and "The Ambassador of Aunt Myrna's Recipes" to Jack's list of titles.

 

[Eljudnir]

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Jack was upset at Tammy going first because she still gives half a shit about the diet. She got a salad so he had to be performative and also get a salad instead of a burrito cut in half or a couple tacos he could eat sideways.

 

[captkrisma]

As a person of faith that doesn’t practice anymore really but have no problem stating my faith, this is a load of goddamn bologna. You look pretty damn stupid for “leaving it all up to God” and “send prayers, prayer shares” whatever the fuck they’re called lmao. Come on, wake the fuck up and realize God is not going to do everything just for you because he loves you so much. This is the perfect example… I guess Jesus said, “Nah fam don’t get that poison ridden vaccine just let me take the wheel and drive you off the cliff because I ironically don’t know how to drive even though you think I know everything. Trust and believe.”
You can’t feel sorry for these people. Absolute clowns.

The perfect evangelical response to anti-vaxers: God blessed these scientists with the knowledge to prevent this disease. Denying it is to deny God's blessings.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So I went ahead and did the calorie count for the recipes in AugusttheDuck's video (Lazy Man's Lasagna and Lazy Man's Enchiladas):

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Lazy Man's Lasagna:

2 jars spaghetti sauce - 858 calories, 2060 mg sodium

2 bags pasta - 3200 calories

1 lb Mozerella cheese - 1361 calories, 101 g fat, 2844 mg sodium

2 jars Ricotta cheese - 3000 calories, 240 g fat, 1650 mg sodium

Total: 8,419 calories, 6,554 mg sodium, 341 g fat

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Lazy Man's Enchiladas:

2 bags tortilla chips - 5,040 calories, 4,140 mg sodium, 252 g fat

1 can enchilada sauce - 260 calories, 3,770 mg sodium

1 jar salsa - 140 calories, 3220 mg sodium

1 lb ground beef - 1152 calories, 304 mg sodium, 91 g fat

3 lbs cheddar cheese - 5280 calories, 8,160 mg sodium, 432 g fat

Total: 11,872 calories, 19,594 mg sodium, 775 g fat

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Just for perspective, if Jack is on a 1,000 calorie diet, then 1,200 mg of sodium should be his maximum daily intake - meaning there is over 2 weeks worth of sodium in the Lazy Man's Enchiladas alone. And each of these recipes should be more than a week's worth of calories as well.

 

[EnemyStand]

So I went ahead and did the calorie count for the recipes in AugusttheDuck's video (Lazy Man's Lasagna and Lazy Man's Enchiladas):

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Lazy Man's Lasagna:

2 jars spaghetti sauce - 858 calories, 2060 mg sodium

2 bags pasta - 3200 calories

1 lb Mozerella cheese - 1361 calories, 101 g fat, 2844 mg sodium

2 jars Ricotta cheese - 3000 calories, 240 g fat, 1650 mg sodium

Total: 8,419 calories, 6,554 mg sodium, 341 g fat

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Lazy Man's Enchiladas:

2 bags tortilla chips - 5,040 calories, 4,140 mg sodium, 252 g fat

1 can enchilada sauce - 260 calories, 3,770 mg sodium

1 jar salsa - 140 calories, 3220 mg sodium

1 lb ground beef - 1152 calories, 304 mg sodium, 91 g fat

3 lbs cheddar cheese - 5280 calories, 8,160 mg sodium, 432 g fat

Total: 11,872 calories, 19,594 mg sodium, 775 g fat

Which isn't a big deal, provided it takes you a week to eat that or you split it up between a family's worth of people.

Yes, I know Jack ate it all himself in one day...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack was upset at Tammy going first because she still gives half a shit about the diet. She got a salad so he had to be performative and also get a salad instead of a burrito cut in half or a couple tacos he could eat sideways.

Not that it matters because he slathered on the queso, sour cream, guacamole and extra cheese onto his "salad". Plus all that extra dressing.

Seriously that right there with everything has to be 1000 calories. So that should have been Mushbrain's entire meal for the day but you know he had breakfast, two protein shakes, dinner and some kind of snack in there. He's eating 3000 calories a day. But that's better than the 3500 calories he normally ate. So you know, baby steps... 9 months later.

 

[odumegwu]

of course, jack the narcissist felt the need to even make his friend's death about himself. don't be sad for ME guys!

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Oh wow what an asshole. I'm not well versed with Facebook, but can't you do @pepperelizabethsmith to link to her profile? Leave it to toddler fatass to be as obnoxious as possible.

"just Google it."

 

[StraightShooter2]

Which isn't a big deal, provided it takes you a week to eat that or you split it up between a family's worth of people.

Yes, I know Jack ate it all himself in one day...

I looked it up and the enchiladas have more calories than the Quadruple Bypass Burger from Heart Attack Grill (which has about 9000 calories).

Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass calories, carbs & nutrition facts | MyFitnessPal

Find calories, carbs, and nutritional contents for Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass and over 2,000,000 other foods at MyFitnessPal

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[Scented Candle]

Seems another Youtube Drama/Karen channel (August the Duck) have started making videos about Jack abominations,spreading the unholy gospel even more

In the end,this is Jack legacy: a never ending barrage of scorn and mockery

I had almost purged the memory of his god awful chicken experiment videos from my mind. I would honestly rank his "buttermilk brine chicken" worse than the infamous bag and season chicken video.
Which is pretty telling seeing that the videos are 7 years apart, he really hasn't learned anything and has actually gotten worse over his YouTube "career".

 

[EnemyStand]

I looked it up and the enchiladas have more calories than the Quadruple Bypass Burger from Heart Attack Grill (which has about 9000 calories).

Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass calories, carbs & nutrition facts | MyFitnessPal

Find calories, carbs, and nutritional contents for Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass and over 2,000,000 other foods at MyFitnessPal

www.myfitnesspal.com

What kills me is even then...EVEN THEN...if that's your one meal for the day it's still not the end of the world. The sodium and fat are ridiculous but people survived worse. What kills me is we all know Jack pigged down the whole pan in one sitting. It's just so incredibly wasteful. It reminds me of those Nobles in the Middle Ages and Renaissance who would devour piles of food at their feasts, then purge so they could shove more food in their cake holes. Disgusting.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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What kills me is even then...EVEN THEN...if that's your one meal for the day it's still not the end of the world. The sodium and fat are ridiculous but people survived worse. What kills me is we all know Jack pigged down the whole pan in one sitting. It's just so incredibly wasteful. It reminds me of those Nobles in the Middle Ages and Renaissance who would devour piles of food at their feasts, then purge so they could shove more food in their cake holes. Disgusting.

Jack would've been a great Middle Age noble with his gluttony. Not that he wouldn't have survived for long because medical knowledge was quite limited back then.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Guy looks like he's in the Taliban.

Taliban are skinny.

I had almost purged the memory of his god awful chicken experiment videos from my mind. I would honestly rank his "buttermilk brine chicken" worse than the infamous bag and season chicken video.
Which is pretty telling seeing that the videos are 7 years apart, he really hasn't learned anything and has actually gotten worse over his YouTube "career".

The bag and season chicken was disgusting but the buttermilk brine video was pure, concentrated Islam.

 

[Kosher Salt]

He's eating 3000 calories a day. But that's better than the 3500 calories he normally ate.

At his size if he was eating 3500 calories per day he'd actually be losing weight.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I had almost purged the memory of his god awful chicken experiment videos from my mind. I would honestly rank his "buttermilk brine chicken" worse than the infamous bag and season chicken video.
Which is pretty telling seeing that the videos are 7 years apart, he really hasn't learned anything and has actually gotten worse over his YouTube "career".

The "wet brine chicken" is the worst thing he's made in years, and that's quite the accomplishment, given the subject.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I had almost purged the memory of his god awful chicken experiment videos from my mind. I would honestly rank his "buttermilk brine chicken" worse than the infamous bag and season chicken video.
Which is pretty telling seeing that the videos are 7 years apart, he really hasn't learned anything and has actually gotten worse over his YouTube "career".

On PCLM they said that Jack didn't even bother to take the giblets bag out of the chicken before cooking it.