US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Just had a thought. This all eerily resembles the original Star Wars timeline.

A New Hope: 2016 to early 2019 - Trump getting into office, rustling jimmies, pede memes, internet sad frog, REEEEing lefties, all that good stuff.
Empire Strikes Back: Late 2019 to January 20th, 2021 - Darker than the light-hearted original. Riots, the coof, the bad guys taking over everything. Ends on a gloomy note.
Return of the Jedi: January 21st, 2021 to... ? - The emperor shits his pants publicly, manages to lose his closest allies, and gets his shit pushed in by a bunch of ewoks, represented by the Taliban. (you are here)
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>still using Star Wars to refer to politics in 2021
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gaystoner said:
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And a good percentage of us NOCURR.

This is what YOU voted for. This is what YOU CLAMORED FOR. Something something rIgHt sIdE oF hIsToRy! Shut the entire fuck up, democrat voters. Fuck off. And fuck off some more. And keep fucking off. No sympathy. No unity. No empathy. No assistance or comfort for any of you.

YOU fucked our country up. YOU turned YOUR backs on your fellow countrymen. It is high time for our backs to turn on YOU. Permanently.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Just had a thought. This all eerily resembles the original Star Wars timeline.

A New Hope: 2016 to early 2019 - Trump getting into office, rustling jimmies, pede memes, internet sad frog, REEEEing lefties, all that good stuff.
Empire Strikes Back: Late 2019 to January 20th, 2021 - Darker than the light-hearted original. Riots, the coof, the bad guys taking over everything. Ends on a gloomy note.
Return of the Jedi: January 21st, 2021 to... ? - The emperor shits his pants publicly, manages to lose his closest allies, and gets his shit pushed in by a bunch of ewoks, represented by the Taliban. (you are here)
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Puh-leeeeeeeeease don't make me tell you to "watch another movie..."

I kid of course. But damn if the consoomer libs don't love latching onto Trump's presidency with Star Wars parallels.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Just had a thought. This all eerily resembles the original Star Wars timeline.

A New Hope: 2016 to early 2019 - Trump getting into office, rustling jimmies, pede memes, internet sad frog, REEEEing lefties, all that good stuff.
Empire Strikes Back: Late 2019 to January 20th, 2021 - Darker than the light-hearted original. Riots, the coof, the bad guys taking over everything. Ends on a gloomy note.
Return of the Jedi: January 21st, 2021 to... ? - The emperor shits his pants publicly, manages to lose his closest allies, and gets his shit pushed in by a bunch of ewoks, represented by the Taliban. (you are here)
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It's a crime that I can't rate this autistic.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
>implying we had a choice in 2020's election
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Oh, I know that, believe me. This is for every loudmouth faggot who said: HURRRRR DURRRRRR hate Trump! I vote Bernie, HURRRRR DURRRRR

And all the others--including, and especially women--who voted for this pedophile because "HURRR DURRRR Trump said grab her in the pussy!"

Yeah...Biden actually tweaked an EIGHT YEAR OLD'S NIPPLE ON TEE VEE, YOU STUPID WHORES.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
You can have Afghanistan...just let us keep your rapists, pedophiles, and terrorists.
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Sure is funny how they always import the type of terrorists that only attack innocent people, never the kind that attack the system. Guess Teddy Ks is one of the few products that can't be outsourced by these fucks.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
I really like how Kamala took her mouth off of a dick long enough to tell an intern to tweet that horseshit.
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isn't she in hiding in Korea or wherever the fuck? All she had to do was lay low and keep quiet, but nope, she just had to open her mouth.

Bitch never learns.
 
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"I'm very sad about all the people being killed, I take full responsibility but it's Trump's fault, it was only a few hundred, they actually wanted to stay and be killed, that was yesterday anyway why do you care, no questions"
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I thought I was being humorously hyperbolic, the actual thing was fucking worse, not only did he say every bit of that shit but he called it all a huge success
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