US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Hint: If China just decides to target all of the camel fuckers for Gulags, then that's WAY easier than trying to figure out the warlord vs warlord situation. And they already are doing so with one of their minorities of Muslims. They won't give a shit. A swarm of Chianmen all shoving Afghanis against the wall, affiliation be damned.

Problem solved, from China's POV.
It's still going to be expensive, both in terms of manpower and actual money. So if China wants to play with that ball, they can be my guest.
 
Funny thing is that Flight Simulator and DCS don't have the UH-60 and the latest edition of Flight Simulator has no helicopters at the moment. In the past they had the Bell 206 helicopters, that kind that news corporations use.

The Battlefield video game serious funny enough doesn't have the UH-60 and uses the UH-1 Huey.

I am disappointed that Metal Gear Soild V didn't allow players to use the blackhawk that flies us around.

Its amazing how they managed to get a single bird off the ground given how the media and Hollywood and many right wing blowhards been calling them dumb and stupid goatfuckers for years and years.
there were plenty of helo pilots in the ANA im sure a bunch are taliban now. flying a helicopter isnt all that difficult, the hardest thing is probably keeping a steady hover. Any old enlisted guy in the army can take the test and try to be a pilot and then they become warrant officers after training. The dudes that flew i knew always compared it to like driving a bus. Maintenance is probably whats gonna ground these things eventually and lack of spare parts.
 
So Sniffy Joe is gone for a week on vacation, Cackling Cockmala is still MIA, and Nancy "Vodka Breath" Pelosi is still away?

So, everyone left DC again to go back on vacation again?

Wonder what disaster is going to happen next that takes them a week to get around to even admitting is going on now they've pretty much (in their minds) managed to succeed in sweeping Afghanistan and New Orleans under the rug?
 
Just in case anyone is wondering, yes the Dems are plowing headfirst into the Texas abortion issue without realizing how the bodily autonomy arguments are going to play to normies with their simultaneous pushing of coof mandates. Sure Dems, Minnesota is very at risk of passing similar abortion laws as Texas….when hell freezes over. :story:
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Doing the math, NPR poll is D+17 at Biden with 43% approval, means Biden is in the low 30s by this one. And others like PBS, Marist, Economist, YouGov, Morning Consult are showing similar results with similar breakdowns of voting demographics.

No such electorate exists. This is bad for Joey.

Just in case anyone is wondering, yes the Dems are plowing headfirst into the Texas abortion issue without realizing how the bodily autonomy arguments are going to play to normies with their simultaneous pushing of coof mandates. Sure Dems, Minnesota is very at risk of passing similar abortion laws as Texas….when hell freezes over. :story:
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Minnesota is like a masochistic West Virginia. When Democrats came after coal and the working class, West Virginia became the most Republican state behind Wyoming. Minnesota, when they came after the Iron Range, took it in the ass and begged for seconds. Minnesota deserves what it gets. They'll be voting blue until they are completely sucked dry by the elites, then cry about it 10 years too late.

So Sniffy Joe is gone for a week on vacation, Cackling Cockmala is still MIA, and Nancy "Vodka Breath" Pelosi is still away?

So, everyone left DC again to go back on vacation again?

Wonder what disaster is going to happen next that takes them a week to get around to even admitting is going on now they've pretty much (in their minds) managed to succeed in sweeping Afghanistan and New Orleans under the rug?
Economic fuckery is next on the menu. Gas prices and commercial goods are still on the rise. Fast growing prices grows displeasure. And don't forget the shortages too.

The longer it takes society to "go back to normal" the worse it'll be for Joe.
 
So Sniffy Joe is gone for a week on vacation, Cackling Cockmala is still MIA, and Nancy "Vodka Breath" Pelosi is still away?

So, everyone left DC again to go back on vacation again?

Wonder what disaster is going to happen next that takes them a week to get around to even admitting is going on now they've pretty much (in their minds) managed to succeed in sweeping Afghanistan and New Orleans under the rug?
If it's a weeklong hiatus, they'll all come back just in time for September 11th, which would be a prime date for a symbolic act of terror that could further humiliate the Biden cabal while keeping it fresh in the minds of normies. Not saying it will happen, but the odds seem higher than ever since Afghanistan is such a botch job (and we just so happen to be importing "refugees" in droves with an additional wide-open southern border.)
 
If it's a weeklong hiatus, they'll all come back just in time for September 11th, which would be a prime date for a symbolic act of terror that could further humiliate the Biden cabal while keeping it fresh in the minds of normies. Not saying it will happen, but the odds seem higher than ever since Afghanistan is such a botch job (and we just so happen to be importing "refugees" in droves with an additional wide-open southern border.)
And Biden burned a shitload of glow in the darks working out of Afghanistan, alongside their little miniglowy apprentices. Not saying they'd false flag the US just to fuck over Biden (they absolutely would) but they might just conveniently forget to file some paperwork in time to stop some crazy ass refugee which was planning something, ya know?
 
Hint: If China just decides to target all of the camel fuckers for Gulags, then that's WAY easier than trying to figure out the warlord vs warlord situation. And they already are doing so with one of their minorities of Muslims. They won't give a shit. A swarm of Chianmen all shoving Afghanis against the wall, affiliation be damned.

Problem solved, from China's POV.
It's still going to be expensive, both in terms of manpower and actual money. So if China wants to play with that ball, they can be my guest.
Incarceration is expensive, financially, logistically, and in terms of PR goodwill.

It's far easier to subvert a government by metaphorically 'pricking the pressure points' (with a lot of cash, I should add), then it is to rule over an unwilling peoples. Ultimately, China doesn't really care about Afghanistan or its people, its interests are limited to the rare earths under the earth, and the narrow transporation corridor that will form part of its 'New Silk Road'.
 
Just in case anyone is wondering, yes the Dems are plowing headfirst into the Texas abortion issue without realizing how the bodily autonomy arguments are going to play to normies with their simultaneous pushing of coof mandates. Sure Dems, Minnesota is very at risk of passing similar abortion laws as Texas….when hell freezes over. :story:
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The mental gymnastics in this are going to be great.
They want lockdowns, and vaccine & mask mandates to "safe lives"
All the while they want the unrestricted right to kill babies.
 
Just in case anyone is wondering, yes the Dems are plowing headfirst into the Texas abortion issue without realizing how the bodily autonomy arguments are going to play to normies with their simultaneous pushing of coof mandates. Sure Dems, Minnesota is very at risk of passing similar abortion laws as Texas….when hell freezes over. :story:
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This is not intended to derail this thread so if anyone has an answer feel free to pm me. Disclaimer out of the way, I was thinking about this a couple days ago when the ban came into effect, I cannot for the life of me come up with a way to support vaccine mandates but be agaisnt this abortion restriction. There's no way to rationalize holding both of those positions simultaneously that I could come up with. If anyone can please feel free to posit a way to make that work.

It'll be hilarious to see lefties dive into this head first though and not see any of the irony.

Before you go "the RiGhT is just as hypocritical" whether you agree with them or not it's still consistentto them. Bodily autonomy means you can't force a shot, it also means you can't kill me inside a womb. You don'thave to agree, but it is consistent.
 
So Sniffy Joe is gone for a week on vacation, Cackling Cockmala is still MIA, and Nancy "Vodka Breath" Pelosi is still away?

So, everyone left DC again to go back on vacation again?

Wonder what disaster is going to happen next that takes them a week to get around to even admitting is going on now they've pretty much (in their minds) managed to succeed in sweeping Afghanistan and New Orleans under the rug?
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In other news got my weekly "remember to do your timesheet" email from a big multinational. Normally there's some some boomer TGIF meme or an inspirational poster attached. Today, it was "Remember the 13".

Someone woke up. In HR of all places. Poor thing won't survive.
 
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