Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Tridgeridoo]

For reference see Marek's Disease in chicken or the decreasing effectiveness of antibiotics. Again, if you have any more info on why it is different with Covid I'd love to hear it.

Let's look at why Covid is not like Marek's:

1. The Marek's vaccine offers no protection against infection at all. It merely prevents the symptoms.

2. Once infected, birds remain infected for the rest of their lives, and that means vaccinated chickens will continue to shed the virus.

It's easy to see why the conditions are great for new strains, because once a mutation occurs, it's there to stay. Covid is not like that because the vaccine does prevent infection in the majority of cases and because people who are infected will not continue to shed the virus once recovered.

3. Chickens do not travel.

In an unvaccinated population there's a certain selection pressure against highly virulent strains that kill off the host becfore the virus strain can spread. Not being vaccinated does not prevent the spread of more virulent strains that are slow enough to allow the host to spread the new strain before the host dies.

Current Marek strains need 10+ weeks to kill unvaccinated birds. Now ask yourself why a strain like that could evolve and persist in a vaccinated population but not an unvaccinated one. Because chickens do not come into contact with chickens that are not part of their flock. A virus that needs 10+ weeks to kill its host is already too virulent and too lethal to spread to other flocks (via veterinary vists or farms exchanging birds for example), and strains that are too virulent and too lethal will not persist in an unvaccinated population.

But what about humans? How virulent and lethal would a newly mutated Covid strain have to be in order not to be able to spread far and wide in an unvaccinated population that works in offices, travels on aircraft and goes to bars?

 

[AnOminous]

I just got a quadrivalent flu shot. So I won't have the flu, feels good man. No COVID although I might spread it to other people, that gives me a bit of a giggle, enjoy dying of something that won't affect me in the least, because you are a fucking moron, lmao!

 

[JaneThough]

I want to add to the list of people you shouldn't be listening to in regard to the vaccine: Joe Biden, Donald Trump, or whatever politicians are in charge of your side. Talk to your fucking doctor.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

@MarvinTheParanoidAndroid dying of a preventable disease to own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan. You can’t make this shit up anymore.

Also everyone in this thread, stop pretending you’re looking for expert opinions and are actually open to discussion. It’s clear you’re not. This is kiwi fucking farms. If you’re coming here to ask if you should take a vaccine your problems started way before COVID and the vaccine won’t solve them.

They're just here because they're "just asking questions" that's all and to own "libtards" since they don't like the fact they are laughingstocks now

 

[JaneThough]

"Triggered libtard?" he smirked with the self satisfaction of pwning libtards by not getting the vaccine.

"Are you sure that's the last thing you want to say before we intubate you?" the nurse asks, knowing he'll never speak again.

 

[Marissa Moira]

They're just here because they're "just asking questions" that's all and to own "libtards" since they don't like the fact they are laughingstocks now

We're blocking your bad arguments from taking off, just like the Taliban is doing to US Citizens.

 

[AnOminous]

"Triggered libtard?" he smirked with the self satisfaction of pwning libtards by not getting the vaccine.

"Are you sure that's the last thing you want to say before we intubate you?" the nurse asks, knowing he'll never speak again.

"Now that I'm dying I suddenly realize all I had to do was get a little jab to stay alive, but I was a moronic faggot! Why was I so stupid? Now that it's too late, I realize what a fucking moron I was!"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hmm.. my dad is vaccinated, I’m not, we’ve been going everyone together laying low (me living there). He’s got the “Virus”… I do not.. makes you think.
posted 13 hours ago by Keepsake +1716 / -1

He is in his late 50s and regularly as active as me.
We’ve been sticking together for 2 weeks, same restaurants, same get togethers, same events.
Him = positive
Me = Negative
Almost like, the jab is bad for you.

Tenspot20 23 points 11 hours ago +23 / -0
Never get comfortable with the Vaxxed! Most are not trying to hurt you but these internal toxins are also very dangerous to you and will cause you long-term damage to your immune system by simple association. I have put everyone I know who is vaxxed (including family members) on a two year restrictive, no exception quarantine! I will attend no weddings, no funerals, birthdays, Christmas, Parties with these dangerous people.
You don't have to go home but you can't come here.
My Florida property is accessible to Pure Bloods only, The Vaxxed are forbidden, at least until 2023.

 

[Disheveled Human]

It's always the same story, Fat or old american posts anti-vax memes and downplays covid on social media. Then later a post gets made stating they are in hospital with covid in "good spirits". The follow up posts goes along the lines of "Bill has taken a turn for the worst we ask everyone for their thoughts and prayers". Final post "Bill has passed away from complications from covid-19" with some christian bible picture of an angel or some shit. Bonus post here is a gofundme link for medical and funeral costs. LMAO.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Watch how fast suddenly the right are for single payer healthcare! Trump may turn out to have been the best thing for the left ever

By 2025 there will be a conspiracy that Trump and covid anti-vax propaganda were both introduced by the left to kill off conservatives lol

It's always the same story, Fat or old american posts anti-vax memes and downplays covid on social media. Then later a post gets made stating they are in hospital with covid in "good spirits". The follow up posts goes along the lines of "Bill has taken a turn for the worst we ask everyone for their thoughts and prayers". Final post "Bill has passed away from complications from covid-19" with some christian bible picture of an angel or some shit. Bonus post here is a gofundme link for medical and funeral costs. LMAO.

A longer version of the social media progression:

"Jim is in hospital with covid pneumonia." (they never call it just 'covid')

"Please send prayers for Jim! We just know he will get better with Jesus' healing light!" (Spoiler: he will not)

"Jim has been put on a ventilator to let his body rest while his lungs heal" (I don't know why doctors keep telling family members that, Jim has been put on a ventilator to die. You didn't get the shot because you 'refused to live in fear', you were happy to let covid run through the population when it didn't directly threaten you, but you are all for excessive medical intervention and last-ditch treatments now that your loved ones' lives are on the line, so you refuse comfort care)

"Jim's numbers are looking good! Keep praying, prayer warriors!" (I am sure the 600,000 other people who died just did not have relatives who prayed hard enough)

"Heaven gained another angel today" (Jim is worm food)

"Jim left behind 5 kids and did not have life insurance, please donate to his GoFundMe!" (The vaccine was free. Good job, Jim.)

 

[MrFunnyMan]

By 2025 there will be a conspiracy that Trump and covid anti-vax propaganda were both introduced by the left to kill off conservatives lol

I remember seeing a post similar to this on ruqqus or pol. It went like “why are conservatives dying more than lefties”.Their theories were “that doctors are favoring lefties our red blooded right wing patriots. That the deep state government, is using Covid as an excuse to lower right wing population count”. How dumb do you have to be to come to that conclusion. I am pretty that’s because right wingers are more vaccine hesitant than lefties, not because of a conspiracy. They used this excuse to explain away anti vaccine speakers death. I swear everytime, something bad happens, they keep changing the story.

 

[The Last Stand]

Two people were banned here for COVID derailing, now two MORE people take their place. Poetry.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Two people were banned here for COVID derailing, now two MORE people take their place. Poetry.

The funny thing about the original two is one got banned completely for being a megafaggot and the other is seething about this thread's existence by negrating since he can't do shit.

But it's still funny on community watch threads how hilariously butthurt people get when they enter a thread to defend their community all the time.

 

[Montalbane]

Nigger cattle.

 

[JimmyNugget]

I have learned to disregard anyone with a Chairmen Yang PFP. It's a dumb meme.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

@Nauseated Courgi you want to know the reason people refuse the vaccine over politics? Gaze upon it for yourself. @Hollywood Hulk Hogan & people like him have done more to hurt vaccine acceptance than any conspiracy theory ever could.

It's probably time to log off when meanie jerks on the internet are causing you to dodge a potentially life saving vaccine

 

[behindyourightnow]

“Fuck you faggots, I won’t vaccinate!” they yell, owning us all by not affecting our lives in any way while increasing their own risk of death or long-term harm.

I am pretty that’s because right wingers are more vaccine hesitant than lefties, not because of a conspiracy.

Oh, they definitely are these days:

(source)

Which is funny, because I could swear even 10 years ago anti-vaxxers were more associated with the hippie, environmentalist, natural-health crowd.

It's interesting how it varies with age too. I suppose older people are both more likely to remember polio and more likely to be realistic about their own chances of death or ill health. I was surprised at how high the vaccination rates are already even for younger Dems (other sources had similar numbers)

 

[Emo Supremo]

It's interesting how it varies with age too. I suppose older people are both more likely to remember polio and more likely to be realistic about their own chances of death or ill health. I was surprised at how high the vaccination rates are already even for younger Dems (other sources had similar numbers)

>implying american boomers aren't cripplingly insecure about the fact that they're old because of a society that treats aging like it's the worst thing ever

i understand getting freaked out and defensive when there's a disease that everyone keeps harping on and on about how it affects the old, the overweight, and the chronically ill, which applies to like ninety percent of these people anyways. but at the same time you can't just shut out reality because it makes you uncomfy. it doesn't make you any better than the ~triggert snowflake millennials~ you bitch about so much.

 

[JaneThough]

It's probably time to log off when meanie jerks on the internet are causing you to dodge a potentially life saving vaccine

I'm not sure why tards like @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid think that's some kind of own. Cool, so you're putting yourself and your family at risk to own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan. I mean...ok?

 

[John Merston]

I remember seeing a post similar to this on ruqqus or pol. It went like “why are conservatives dying more than lefties”.Their theories were “that doctors are favoring lefties our red blooded right wing patriots. That the deep state government, is using Covid as an excuse to lower right wing population count”. How dumb do you have to be to come to that conclusion. I am pretty that’s because right wingers are more vaccine hesitant than lefties, not because of a conspiracy. They used this excuse to explain away anti vaccine speakers death. I swear everytime, something bad happens, they keep changing the story.

They think the virus is made specifically to target them, yet they refuse to take any measures to reduce their chances of getting sick. It's amusing, frustrating, mind-boggling, and sad all at once.