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That's if you even believe the tale. He had to make something up since he hyped up the day off as larping mature adult.
Given how every single thing he told about his and birthday horse's big day out made him seem like a narcissistic, overbearing male Karen who thinks the whole world revolves around him and a retard who can barely function in society I don't think he lied too much, he embellished a lot but after relistening to a clip of him talking about Khet's birthday the only obvious lie I spotted is when he said that he threw that BK burger in the trash. We all know that he D'VOURed it anyway and was just disappointed that his fast food burger wasn't as custom, robust and high-grade as he expects them to be.
 
Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

Given the current situation in Ontario, he'll be doing it remotely. So, he'll have enough time to harass porn stars in between classes (or during them).
 
Given how every single thing he told about his and birthday horse's big day out made him seem like a narcissistic, overbearing male Karen who thinks the whole world revolves around him and a retard who can barely function in society I don't think he lied too much, he embellished a lot but after relistening to a clip of him talking about Khet's birthday the only obvious lie I spotted is when he said that he threw that BK burger in the trash. We all know that he D'VOURed it anyway and was just disappointed that his fast food burger wasn't as custom, robust and high-grade as he expects them to be.
My biggest flag right off the bat (other than the wrapper I mentioned earlier that requires a minor correction. *see below) is BK uses preformed patties and they have different buns than in the pic. It looks like something made in smashburger with extra condiments added at the customers request.

Correction: Earlier in the thread I stated BK used the foil covered wrapping. I am incorrect. It is Wendys that uses that. BK uses the waxy paper type with graphics on it that would be seen through the translucence.

 
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Interestingly, way later after the night stream ends, Phil and Derich resume their meeting of the autistic retards in his stream chat

This conversation sounds like 2 gay people met online and arranged to meet offline to circle jerk, seriously

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Good for tomorrow night? Like tips? Or just showing up for the stream? Derich is truly something else
 
Given the current situation in Ontario, he'll be doing it remotely. So, he'll have enough time to harass porn stars in between classes (or during them).

I wish I could be there when Derich accidentally replies in the wrong window, and gets a MASSIVE stern reply from his professor that registers have absolutely nothing to do with buttholes, “no matter how gorgeous said buttholes are”.

I furthermore would pay good money to see the meeting between Mr and Mrs Ip and the schools principal when they’re go there to plead their son’s case and humbly ask them NOT to suspend him for sexual harassment.
 
I wish I could be there when Derich accidentally replies in the wrong window, and gets a MASSIVE stern reply from his professor that registers have absolutely nothing to do with buttholes, “no matter how gorgeous said buttholes are”.

I furthermore would pay good money to see the meeting between Mr and Mrs Ip and the schools principal when they’re go there to plead their son’s case and humbly ask them NOT to suspend him for sexual harassment.
What happens first, Derich oversharing his love of porn or demanding that everyone in his class donate to Phil?
 
I wonder why lies DSP tells Kat to keep her from finding out he brings in over 10,000 dollars a month. Imagine how she would feel if she found that out despite having the worst possible birthdays, no honeymoon, no exciting trips, no visits to Seattle, nothing. All because DSP is gambling it away as soon as it comes in.

EDIT: Part of me thinks that might be why DSP banned her from showing up on the streams and insists she doesn't have any other kind of online presence. All it would take is one tractor showing up on a stream and letting that info slip.
 
I wonder why lies DSP tells Kat to keep her from finding out he brings in over 10,000 dollars a month. Imagine how she would feel if she found that out despite having the worst possible birthdays, no honeymoon, no exciting trips, no visits to Seattle, nothing. All because DSP is gambling it away as soon as it comes in.

EDIT: Part of me thinks that might be why DSP banned her from showing up on the streams and insists she doesn't have any other kind of online presence. All it would take is one tractor showing up on a stream and letting that info slip.
Na I expect she benefits from all the food deliveries and other random purchases. Champions doesn’t negate all his income.
 
You know, I don't even fault Phil for the Burger King thing that much in the abstract. Plans fall through, at some point you might say "Screw it, we'll just do Burger King and get back to the rest of our day".
The real issue is that for Phil there was no rest of the day. No making up for it later, no sense of making lemonade out of lemons, and certainly no fun. Just a joyless Bataan Death March through the same trash-tier shopping and errands he does on every other Day Out With Muh Wife.
Happy birthday, horse lady.
 
I wonder why lies DSP tells Kat to keep her from finding out he brings in over 10,000 dollars a month. Imagine how she would feel if she found that out despite having the worst possible birthdays, no honeymoon, no exciting trips, no visits to Seattle, nothing. All because DSP is gambling it away as soon as it comes in.

EDIT: Part of me thinks that might be why DSP banned her from showing up on the streams and insists she doesn't have any other kind of online presence. All it would take is one tractor showing up on a stream and letting that info slip.
Catherine's information was included in the bankruptcy. If she doesn't realize that Phil makes 6 figures/year... lol no, there is not a woman alive that doesn't realize what her man makes.
 
A Burger King where they fuck up your burger sounds shitty to me regardless of how they handle your complaint about the shitty burger afterwards. I've never gotten a burger that was somehow messed up at my local Burger Kings and Mcdonalds. They always taste pretty much the exact same. Seems like something that would be pretty hard to fuck up generally unless you are very retarded.
Yea BK/MDs/Whataburger are judged by how long it takes them to make the food in my mind, the consistency of the food is pretty much the point of being a franchise owner, you are given the supply chain and instructions on how to make a similar customer experience to the thousands of other franchises.

The real issue is that for Phil there was no rest of the day. No making up for it later, no sense of making lemonade out of lemons, and certainly no fun.
Lemonade requires sugar, and all that was used in his "sauce".
 
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So how many times will Phil use the shitty Burger King sandwich picture joke this prestream? 3? 4?
Pic unrelated, or related, if you want it to be.
 
Catherine's information was included in the bankruptcy. If she doesn't realize that Phil makes 6 figures/year... lol no, there is not a woman alive that doesn't realize what her man makes.
She def. knows. Hopefully she’s just biding her time before springing the “I don’t think this will work out!”, knowing that if she makes it past the 3 or 5 year mark, she’ll get a nice, fat 5K alimony.
Yea BK/MDs/Whataburger are judged by how long it takes them to make the food in my mind, the consistency of the food is pretty much the point of being a franchise owner, you are given the supply chain and instructions on how to make a similar customer experience to the thousands of other franchises.
I don’t know how many of you ever worked fastfood jobs, but they have ACTUAL FUCKING VIDEOS they make you watch before you’re ever allowed near the burger making table. Videos that tell you exactly how many times you have to press the ketchup dispenser, and how many pickles to put on a burger.

Of course those standards sometimes slip the closer you are to the local Martin Luther King Boulevard.

The policy is also always the same if it’s not a “standard product”, regardless of whether you’ve eaten some of it or not: You get a new one. Fresh off the rack and an apology.

The real LOL here is that Phil was too much of a bitch to go back and complain (and get a replacement), but instead THROWS IT OUT AND EMAILS BURGER KING!

The man is such a pathetic coward the minute he’s outside his little safe space: His office, his stream, his wheelchairs.

You could probably go up and slap him (on the rare occasion he’s outside) and Phil would just take it, not say a word and scamper away.
 
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