Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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even andrew dobson had a girlfriend. robert chipman is legit one of the most retarded cows over here that
1.- doesnt shit his pants
2.- hasnt raped a dog or a minor
3.- hasnt raped his mother

 

[Brother Wind]

even andrew dobson had a girlfriend. robert chipman is legit one of the most retarded cows over here that
1.- doesnt shit his pants
2.- hasnt raped a dog or a minor
3.- hasnt raped his mother

Well hold on now. Isn't there a link between incontinence and obesity?

 

[Positron]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Imagine asking people to sign your cast when you're nearly 40.

That face is amazing, though. Smiling through the tears.

 

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both shitta brothers need someone who beats the shit out of them

 

[EnemyStand]

This is hilarious. Chris stopped in to work for five minutes to get his paycheck and took a selfie to try and own us. I'd own him back, but right now the IRS seems to be doing a better job than I could ever hope to do.

 

[Positron]

Bobby still insist that Texans will move out en masse:


Greenwald points out that the so-called "liberal" media, such as the NYT, WashPo, and The New Yorker, have always been warmongers, in bed with the CIA, Pentagon, and "the Deep State".


I can't think of how Hillary Rodham's defeat in 2016 has anything to do with the O. J. Simpson mistrial. Can you?




The enemy of Glenn Greenwald is Bobby's friend.


An Angel joins in the chorus:


What happened to people I don't like is an episode of Family Guy:

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Chinky Capeshit suddenly makes Bobby in demand as an expert in Hong Kong martial-arts flicks:


If Chinky Capeshit prevails in the box office, it is largely thanks to white guilt:




Chinky Capeshit contains a female character who is made of callow, 2-edgy-for-U-fuck-U-dad, millennial power fantasy.


Bobby gets excited for the next product:





Chris Hemsworth will appear in Whor (Timeout article if you care)


More Disney crap meant for children:



We've met Scott Mendelson in these pages before. Mendelson, film critic who writes for Forbes, shares with Bobby an obsession with wokeness, but they part ways about the details.

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Bobby's Angels. Crossover with Oliver Thorn re: troon bullshit.


Troon berating some big account on his "emotional fragility"







Clownface must be imagining her as some sort of Chinky Lady Godiva; her clothing is an act of defiance against dressage traditions and the male gaze.


Don't we all?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

@Bolo Pretty much the MCU will always be successful while Bob acts more like an insufferable jackass that gets more people to hate him.

It's funny how Bob views himself as an elite here for liking capeshit when the people who are involved in said capeshit probably live normal lives or would find Bob abhorrant and distance themselves from him while he believes they and many of his betters will accept him as on of their own.

What I especially love is how he uses his enjoyment of a movie to evaluate the intelligence of others. Critics didn't like Godzilla KoM? They're idiots. Liberals like the MCU? They're part of the superior future.

And I do wish Scarlet Johanson would mace Bob but he'd have to leave his basement for that to happen.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I would hate to see how disgusting Bob and Chris’ cars are. I bet they would be really tough to clean and detail.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well hold on now. Isn't there a link between incontinence and obesity?

Bob would have to take the broomstick out of his ass in order to shit himself.

 

[Adamska]

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Someone's now terrified over losing their job for either insurance fraud or work-comp scams if they're trying to prove the haters wrong by going to work.

It really is a miracle you've not been replaced by the woman of color yet Chris, you're lookin' a bit dishonest and obsolete there fatso.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Noticed the threads byline changed: now a diabetic do we have any for real evidence or just the fact that his legs were bruised to shit?

 

[EnemyStand]

Someone's now terrified over losing their job for either insurance fraud or work-comp scams if they're trying to prove the haters wrong by going to work.

It really is a miracle you've not been replaced by the woman of color yet Chris, you're lookin' a bit dishonest and obsolete there fatso.

Silly Adamska, WoCs don't become engineers. The misogynistic boy's club atmosphere is too much for those stunning and brave wahman, so they get cushy jobs in HR as diversity counselors so their lived experiences can be applied more efficiently.

 

[Tronathon242]

If I was ever asked what sort martial arts/kung fu/Asian action films are worth watching, I would easily reach for the classics: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Chow Yun Fat, etc.

The fact that Bob's list consists almost entirely of modern Chinese CGI bullshit fests is infuriating. On the surface, it's just him being easily amused by flashy things go punch and boom again. Deeper down, it's just more Chicom simping and thus sickening.

 

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Noticed the threads byline changed: now a diabetic do we have any for real evidence or just the fact that his legs were bruised to shit?

his "weight loss" is not a product of any gym work whatsoever

If I was ever asked what sort martial arts/kung fu/Asian action films are worth watching, I would easily reach for the classics: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Chow Yun Fat, etc.

The fact that Bob's list consists almost entirely of modern Chinese CGI bullshit fests is infuriating. On the surface, it's just him being easily amused by flashy things go punch and boom again. Deeper down, it's just more Chicom simping and thus sickening.

motherfucker couldnt even namedrop the shaw brothers

 

[King Dead]

Ooooo. I see one of those is the critical drinker. Time for everyone's favorite game show...
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Not sure you're in any position to talk smack about someone who gets 10x your views, tubbo.

So Drinker's made two, maybe three videos about Shang-Chi and the Continued Existence of the MCU. One was on Phase 4 as a whole and how pretty much nothing stood out to him as something that he felt he needed to see, the next was the one Blobbo screencapped further discussing how the trailers didn't really make it seem interesting, and the final one was his review. And man, from how he discussed it, it seems to have all the failings of the modern MCU: a male "protagonist" that gets upstaged by his female co-stars, a plot that's both simplistic and convoluted at the same time, annoying shoehorned "humor," and an overindulgent CGI fuckfest of a climactic battle.

Compare this to how Blobbo continues to slobber over the movie to a practically nonexistent audience. I mean, there's certainly something to be said about the outrage/contrarian market, but even when Bob tries to go against the grain, he still can't crack a respectable view count. And now that he's not bumming off the Escapist for views, it's clear that he's not producing content that sells, even when he covers something that remains mega popular with normies.

Put another way, RLM can release a 40-minute-plus video on Neil Blommkamp's latest movie (that I didn't even know existed) and get hundreds of thousands of views. Bob shits out a dozen on the MCU and gets maybe a couple dozen thousand on each. I've said it before, I'll say it again: for his supposed "job," Bob really sucks at this.

 

[Judge Dredd]

We should really start collecting a list of "Known Friends of MovieBob".

• Noah "Chickenhawk" Berlatsky
• Devin "Knuckles deep" Faraci
• Russ "GatorHitler" Pitts
• Sarah Nyberg
• (space saved for the inevitable Arthur Chu revelation)

Forget lying down with dogs. What happens when your bed is made of fleas?

Didn't he go on a podcast with Jack from Red Letter Media? Someone also mentioned he made content for Matt Patt, so are they friends?

If we're including people Bob thinks he's friends with but have no idea he exists.

• Anita Sarkeesian.
• Naomi Wu.
• Yahtzee.

Has he ever retweeted Contrapoints or HBomberGuy? If yes, add those too.

Sorry if this have already been said, I struggle to keep up at best of times, and the current site problems aren't helping.

 

[Positron]

Didn't he go on a podcast with Jack from Red Letter Media? Someone also mentioned he made content for Matt Patt, so are they friends?

Oh Long Johnson's idea is to list the pedophiles and sexual predators that Bobby has associated himself with.

 

[Adamska]

If I was ever asked what sort martial arts/kung fu/Asian action films are worth watching, I would easily reach for the classics: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Chow Yun Fat, etc.

The fact that Bob's list consists almost entirely of modern Chinese CGI bullshit fests is infuriating. On the surface, it's just him being easily amused by flashy things go punch and boom again. Deeper down, it's just more Chicom simping and thus sickening.

Bob's list was the product of him googling famous Kung fu films because he's a dishonest smoothbrained crayon eating retard who is desperate to pretend he actually watches movies and understands them, especially foreign ones because they make him seem smarter. He at best watched a few random ones when they came on the TV, but he had to look these up to desperately rationalize why China isn't about to go Great Leap 2: Kill the Baizuo Boogaloo.

 

[Red Hood]

@KingDead I think that brings up an interesting point. Even if Bob's takes weren't stupid as fuck, the internet is oversaturated with content about popular entertainment like the MCU. If you can't do something better than other people, it's better to do something different. RLM of course can do both, but I think the fact that they do plenty more than just talk about the big tentpole movies sets then apart from the people they make fun of on the podcast with effort The Nerd Crew.