Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

[Full Race Replay]

I would be less worried about kiwi farms shitposting and more worrying about what OiC is going to do to your butthole after he breaks in, Phil.

You know Phil reads these messages and chuckles to himself saying "those farmers are idiots, OIC is just an honest fan and he definitely isn't planning any ops on me. right?"

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I personally think it’s stupid when people joke about Phil being gay here so often.

Until just now on stream when he talks about ReviewtechUSA sucking on a cucumber like it’s the most offensive thing he’s ever seen.

Wow. Never thought I’d say it. Phil is gay.

@Froggah its your lucky day

 

[kebab4you]

Subs already dropping, you need to step up your game OIC.

E: Yeah, I said OIC but I don't see how it belongs over here, jannie.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Whilst I've no doubt our favourite amphibious arsehole has contributed a fair few, I'm sure Phil will just add the number he needs when not streaming so we can all laugh at him playing dress up.

 

[Fapcop]

You just gotta love how Snowkarl tips a few dollars here and there and is everyone’s favorite.

Derich barely tips but is the closest thing DSP has to a friend in stream. And he’s more popular than IOC who spends thousands of dollars, but is merely tolerated by Phil and despised by the chat.

Kinda gets the noggin’ joggin’ eh @Froggah

 

[Tekkenfanclub]

You just gotta love how Snowkarl tips a few dollars here and there and is everyone’s favorite.

Derich barely tips but is the closest thing DSP has to a friend in stream. And he’s more popular than IOC who spends thousands of dollars, but is merely tolerated by Phil and despised by the chat.

Kinda gets the noggin’ joggin’ eh @Froggah

Derich doesn’t even tip

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Derich doesn’t even tip

He used to do it a few years ago, but apparently his parents confiscated their credit cards from him, because he was doing it too frequently. If the coomer found away to get social security payments whilst he's in college, guaranteed he'd be chucking tax payers money at the pig just so he could get Phil to answer his incredibly irrelevant questions.

 

[Fapcop]

I've been making a coffee-cola drink at home that starts with a 1:4 ratio cold brew concentrate then I add 4 oz of that to an 8 oz can of Coca-Cola.

The sweetness of the cola and the bitterness of the cold brew concentrate contrast deliciously

You’re American, right? Surely an American could come up with a concoction like that! You faggots have been putting high fructose corn syrup in everything for decades, making it taste delicious while watching and laughing as everyone gets fat.

Still... I gotta say I’m intrigued! You swear it’s not some “put mentos in your Coke! It really brings out the flavor!”-style gayop that will leave me wiping coffee and coke for hours?!

To make the cold brew concentrate I let it steep on the counter top at room temp for 16 to 24 hours, about 30 minutes or so after you add the water give it a stir to break up the crust of grounds that will settle to the top.
Then I just decant it through a paper filter and store it in the fridge for up to a week.

The 1:4 ratio is grounds to water, so 1 cup grounds to 4 cups water.

Regular coffee is brewed at about a 1:16 ratio to 1:20 so it'll have about 4 to 5 times the caffeine of an equivalent amount of regular coffee, so 4 oz of it is about like drinking a 16 oz cup of coffee.

Yeah. The 1:4 ratio and 24 hours is important since it’s a completely different way of releasing all the coffee enzymes and oils. The coffee will automatically settle at the bottom after a few hours, so try to give it a stir once in a while.

If you do this right btw, and wait 24 hours, all the coffee will be at the bottom, so you’ll barely need a filter. (And obviously, with the amount of coffee you’ll be needing, this is a recipe that calls for some cheap ass Kroger shit, not your gay 50$ a lb gourmet coffee!

You are all wrong. Black coffee is the real deal. No milk, no sugar, no soy. Goes excellent with a cigarette.

Mah man! Coffee and cigarettes, the breakfast of champions!

Black coffee is the way to go, and the only way to truly enjoy all the flavour nuances of this divine beverage.

Ever been to Canada? Fucking snow niggers just drown it in milk/cream and sugar: Call it “double double”. It’s a travesty even greater than any shit Starbucks could ever pull.

The ONLY other way I’d take coffee is with real cream. You know the 38% fat kinda cream? That gives it a completely different flavor than any milk or weak ass “coffee cream”.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

If you are using Euros, you would refer to higher education as Uni. OIC. Debunked!

 

[Froggah]

More recent was in March when he was banned from StreamLabs, if it counts. Aside from internet drama shit that's normal for all streamers, people don't fuck with Phil much anymore.

There was also that fake "I'm gonna rape your wife" note he wrote to himself from a troll's perspective and tweet'd out. He doesn't even talk about that ever. I doubt he even remembers it.

@TJGamebox admitted to running that op a few months ago here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscuss.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@Froggah Can you please stop paying for Phil's WWE Champions account already?

 

[Thomas Highway]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

Phil is an extremely boring man who rarely goes outside.

Usually only faggots like @That Anony Mouse and @Froggah would do such a thing.

Edit: OIC only got tagged because he gave me a like sticker. I don't want his fucking stickers. TY @Froggah for removing it.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

@Froggah Can you please stop paying for Phil's WWE Champions account already?

Why? Shit's hilarious

 

[garrybkk]

@Froggah Why aren't you replying to people you retarded piece of shit? Even Derich, a mentally handicapped porn addict, is a step over you.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Being a lover of faggy "coffee" beverages, I once tried making my own frappuccino out of coffee syrup, milk, and ice in a blender. It was revolting and pretty much just came out as sickly-tasting coffee milk with a heap of crushed ice sedimented at the bottom.
Apparently you're supposed to use a "frappe base" which contains various gums and thickeners to make it into a real milkshake of some sort. I declare it all to be more trouble than it could possibly be worth.

 

[actually]

The only thing I've gotten from Starbucks was some kind of strawberry drink that wasn't actually coffee. Because I hate coffee.

 

[Froggah]

I want to get pegged in the ass by Phil.

 

[garrybkk]

I want to get pegged in the ass by Phil.

That's probably true. Are you able to realize that you are mentally handicapped? So retard, why aren't you talking to people here?

 

[Agent Proper]

You guys doing okay? In here seems like the Tism is still going strong just like a perfect cup of black coffee.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The only thing I've gotten from Starbucks was some kind of strawberry drink that wasn't actually coffee. Because I hate coffee.

I like coffee in my drinks the way martini drinkers like vermouth. Just a smidge.
Or... "Oh my God, he's drinking gin!"