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I'm sorry, this exchange is just too hilarious to me...
Stella: *extreme hornyposting due to being on T*
Kev: "Gosh I wish I had that problem sometimes lol"
Stella: "M[y libido] is directly connected to my happiness actually so it can be managed pretty well"
Idk what's funnier here:
a) Stella thinking it's speshul that her libido fluctuates with her mood/depression (most humans operate this way, I'm pretty sure?)
b) Kevin admitting he no longer has a sex drive. Flip a coin to decide if he genuinely has been "in full swing" or is just coping.
c) The implication that Kevin is so depressed post-genital mangling that he can't (metaphorically) get it up anymore and has to cope his way through avoiding what counts for sex amongst his kind by acting like a housewife with a "headache"
d) Stella not realizing that the cause of her upped sex drive is likely not alleviated depression but testosterone. Conversely, this is part of why Kev's is nuked (iirc horse piss pills are used to chemically castrate sex offenders).

Either way Kevin likely is never going to have anything resembling sex and Stella is likely going to get it on a fuckton with Bonnie. Horrifying but hilarious to see Kevvie get cucked on the tranch (a ~kweer haven~) of all places.
 
a) Stella thinking it's speshul that her libido fluctuates with her mood/depression (most humans operate this way, I'm pretty sure?)
Yup.
Just like the terminally unique "demisexuals", who have to get to know a person before feeling attracted to them, just like most humans in the world.
Or those bright shining stars of specialness who enter "queerplatonic relationships", what us boring normie plebs refer to as friendships.
I'm waiting for them to say that they don't wear socks like allo-cishet whites, they wear queer cloth foot-tubes, they're very subversive, you wouldn't understand, get out of my room mom.

D&D at least gives me fireballs and big tiddy elf chicks.
This reminds me, none of their alters are ever cool. At least United States of Tara had a grizzled Vietnam vetsona that let her drink and swear and punch stuff. She also had a perfectionist housewife, which we know no one in this thread is going for.
If you're getting your dumb friends to humor you, you should at least go big. The cliché of being Napoleon is cooler and more fun than being a depressed lesbian named Tree.
No imagination, these troons.
 
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Fucking unqeers, having a good time instead of coping, seething and dilating. https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1436731684234219524

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Kevin tries his hand at movie reviewing.

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I thought they were hated by the townies for being queer and constantly have to arm themselves to protect themselves from nazis. Now they’re “town celebrities?”
 
Never stick your dick in crazy. Or a grown woman who says “making cummies”
Never stick your dick in anyone who says "making cummies." 'Cause the alternative to sticking your dick in a grownass woman is sticking your dick in a kid.

"Kindness" to me reeks of tweeker, or maybe crackhead.

Powerlevel but I know someone who was kinda crazy and then he became a full blown crack addict and now his brain is GONE. Cognitive toasterbath.

Oh, and Rioley claims to have done voiceover acting, he claims to be a professional artist with a side hustle making furry shit, and he claims to have taught at Berkeley which is emphatically NOT an Ivy. I think I posted the link to his ENDLESS twitch streams?
 
Applebee's might be a bit high class for Kev and friends. To be honest, I've always seen them as Denny's people.
I think Denny's is too much for them. As, in my experience, Denny's tend to be clean and possessed of decent clientele. Waffle House seems their ideal type of place. Not to disparage Waffle House, though. Their food is actually quite good.
 
She could have Schizoaffective disorder? I've seen a few jackasses like her with this diagnoses. OFTEN they carry several different diagnoses--and these often change due to several different factors (court/arrested, psych ward stay number _____, etc.).

 
She could have Schizoaffective disorder? I've seen a few jackasses like her with this diagnoses. OFTEN they carry several different diagnoses--and these often change due to several different factors (court/arrested, psych ward stay number _____, etc.).

Honestly, I think she was just a bit off and started using drugs as a response to something that happened to her.

In likelihood its nothing near as severe as the things she claims, but she expects to be victimized constantly which makes me think something happened to her at some point. That doesn't justify her bullshit accusations or anything its just why its happening. A lot of her shit sounds like someone who went downhill in a short of amount of time and while mental illness can and does do that, she's a bit out of the age range most of that shit kicks off unless its drug induced.

There's a few drugs that in some people just fry the brain even after minimal use depending on whats going on when you take it. A bad acid trip in some people can literally turn them into a schizophrenic for example, and drug use is popular among the antifa crowd.
 
I have no idea what "purity politics" is, but if Wedge hates it it's probably a good thing.

I don't think anyone should be able to have sex in public. I probably disagree with a lot of Kiwis about the moral issues around sex, but I'm pretty sure everyone here would agree having sex in public, whether it's with a man or a woman, makes you a degenerate.
I think the only reason the activity gets a pass from some is that it involves two people. Drop a person from that, and I bet few would be willing to sign off on people furiously masturbating in random public locations.
 
Jarrod is a troon, he's on hormones or is applying for hormones iirc. Sky is supposed to be a genderless blob or something like that.

@Aaa0aaa0 She's absolutely a furry, they all met at a furry con, remember?
Sorry, I meant LITERALLY covered in fur anthropomorphic animal, not the people who enjoy them, whoops. I'll make it clearer next time.
While Kevin has been coping, seething not dilating by playing with his precious toys
If Kevin dies I hope they build a mausoleum out of his transformer toys for him. I feel it is the only way.

Kevin and Alyssa: two grown-ups pretending to be the opposite sex showing off each other's children toys as a prelude to sexual arousal. God, why hast thou forsaken us?
Kevin will be asking that IF sexual intercourse happens and he can't get anything from it. If :story:
"Gaslighting" and emotional abuse, at a minimum
She really is trying to live in a separate reality from everyone if everyone she meets gaslights her. I almost feel bad for Kevin and pals.
It's like non-consensual Dungeons and Dragons.
Kevin would be into that.
The cliché of being Napoleon is cooler and more fun than being a depressed lesbian named Tree.
No imagination, these troons.
I'd rather fuck a crazy who thinks they're napoleon too, they make better stories.
Who on the tranch is not disabled at this point?
Can any of them do work? Is Bonnie's cucked husband Sky carrying the whole operation on his manly non-binary shoulders?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was only him and untrained serfs at the bow. They must blow through temporary members like mad.
Fucking unqeers, having a good time instead of coping, seething and dilating
Kevin doesn't keep time like ordinary humans so he probably forgot that sept 11 was coming up on a Saturday, and never had the type of friends who would go drinking on minor holidays and days of remembrance like that. I am glad he's couped up at home again, saves some money for his transformers collection.

He's probably mad because they can't show Alyssa it, she's leaving Sunday morning/afternoon. How can you get the buttpains that hard? Is it his residual T or is he just like this? She's 3 hours away, you'll see her again tard.
Kevin tries his hand at movie reviewing.
Is Kevin trying to say that every egg is a programmer who watched too much anime and action movies and loves to dress like a school shooter? He might not be wrong on transfems.
he claims to be a professional artist with a side hustle making furry shit,
If anyone finds his shit, I hope they post. But I'm pretty sure there won't be any due to lying.
 
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