Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[jibberjabber]

Our client believes there are additional facts/context, of which you may be unaware, that would change the nature of the story.

Well, Isabella, you could have easily put those forward early on

Instead you registered about a dozen accounts to troll with and attempt to throw Fiona under the bus, then wrote up a document full of lies that even Reddit refused to believe, so you hastily deleted it

If she wants to come here and clear the air I don't see what's stopping her, considering how eager she was to make accounts in the past

[Edit] https://kiwifarms.is/threads/ilj.96787/page-605#post-9673834 (accusation of putting spycams in dorms)

Wait, that's my post? That was just a small, inconsequential comment amidst the sea of posts

I wonder why they focused on that one in particular in their legal letter? It isn't even an accusation, considering she shared the video her spycam had taken of someone crying in an effort to laugh at them on Discord

Someone may want to make a post dedicated entirely to the spycam issue, since Isabella apparently considers it something she would rather not be discussed

 

[Chandler Bing]

I vote delete because everyone deserves a second chance

Go back to onlyfans simp

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

There is no delete. Only Keep. Janke has no choice. No other option than accept defeat.

I vote delete because everyone deserves a second chance

Fuck you and everything you simp for.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I vote delete because everyone deserves a second chance

She's literally a pedophilic animal abuser.

Fuck off.

 

[absolut_rtrd]

Deserve a chance for some minor, stupid shit? Ok i can agree with that, but not with the whole fuckery that portobella has done/enabled.

 

[Pee Cola]

"Undecided"?

 

[Pecan_pie]

"There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance." - Gilbert Parker

SEETHE

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Keep. She should be thankful she’s not in jail.

 

[DumbFuck]

No don't let her use her glowie parents to get out of this

 

[AnOminous]

Who of us could have all of our private conversations read and find not a single thing embarrassing or wrong?

So you've boiled hamsters to death too, while laughing at their suffering? That's something you think the rest of us have done?

 

[Furiosa]

Keep, why is this even a fucking choice for such a disgusting psychopathic attention whore? She’s getting the fame she wanted. COPE.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't know when this thread is getting locked, but I just want to say one thing before it does:

Get fucked Bella.

 

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What I find interesting about the letter is the approach. We're obviously not dealing with morons. The letter is from their managing director, so that means they consider this a top priority matter. If they didn't, they would have shunted this to an junior associate to handle.

why do you think 'lambert worldwide' is more than just one dude lol. The people listed as 'of-counsel' aren't partners nor associates in the actual operation.

They clearly read up on KiwiFarms, including the response to NZ. I have no doubt they have created a situation report as well as a gestalt profile, and used that as the basis for their response. It can't be denied that their letter is nearly perfectly crafted. They show their comprehensive understanding of their exact situation and position. They demonstrate they understand the difficulty in accomplishing anything that isn't agreed upon by KW and/or Null, They do their absolute best not to cause any sense of alarm or make anyone feel provoked, since they know that members are highly reactive.

lol it's literally a form letter lambert sends out on behalf of all his clients trying to defend the indefensible. including people who tried to hire hitmen to murder the wife of their lovers

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

why is there not a option for dragging her across lubbock with a rope around her throat

 

[kidatari]

I vote delete because everyone deserves a second chance

probably one of the most funniest shit I have ever read on KF


edit-spelling

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

So, lemme get this straight. This chick:

*Has been proven to abuse innocent animals.
*Has been proven to have CP
*Has been proven to have sexually assaulted other women.
*Has tried to frame an autistic young woman for her own abhorrent actions
*Has relentlessly harassed numerous people both online and IRL.
*Has subjected numerous people to her disgusting habits

And she wants us to just shut up about her?

LOL.

FUCK. HER.

(Yeah, if it wasn't already clear, my vote is a massive "no".)

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

In Defense of ILJ

So do you put popping one of those fart bomb things in your person-you-hates' locker and laughing about it with your friends on the same level as installing hidden cameras in your friends dorms to record their mental breakdowns?

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I know I'm gonna be a small minority in this but i vote delete.

Who of us could have all of our private conversations read and find not a single thing embarrassing or wrong? I know every poster wants to characterize her as the worst person on earth and judge her but I don't think she necessarily deserves ALL of the hate she is getting. If I'm correct there is no hard evidence she abused any animals besides her talking about it and I think she liked to tell tall tales to her troll group and got some kind of attention and validation from them. The other guys in her group are pathetic retarded simps and she probably liked the attention and validation she got from them and they probably only magnified her worst impulses. There have been so many trolls who have gone after chris and tried to mess with him and bully him. The bullying he received is wrong but I also don't think she got him to do something that he didn't already want to do himself. There were signs in his history before ILJ ever entered the equation.

I think she's extremely dumb, extremely immature and done some horrible things but i don't think she's as horrible as her reputation has made her out to be. She did lawyer up but she didn't send a bunch of retarded threats like most idiots usually do. It seems like she and her lawyer are leveling with Josh and trying to make a humble request. (Though in the latest MATI Josh said some parts seem like it could be a template email but it reads honest and thoughtful to me) Even if those threads were deleted the cats already out of the bag and a lot of the damage has been done. There are tons of videos and commentary about her and what happened. I know her and I'm sure her family are trying to do some damage control because there is no doubt she has suffered and is going to continue to suffer some of the repercussions of what she has done. By all accounts her family looks like good people and I'm sure she feels the magnitude of what she's done by how much blowback has come to her family. This might come from my personal values and beliefs but I do think people deserve the chance to be able to redeem themselves. Hopefully she will be starting a journey from here to try and do that.

Bring on my dumb & autistic stickers!

You one of those wierdos with a fungus fetish aint you -_- ?

 

[CumDumpster]

I'm gonna say instead that the people voting for delete deserve a ban. They're likely Mike, Bella's sockpuppets or thirsty maggots anyway.
I'd respond to lawyer thanking them for the free toilet paper, like those swedes on the seven seas are known to do.
Also if you fly, make sure to avoid American Airlines. Athena Pettit (Bella's mum) works there, apparently.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Lol ban anybody that voted for delete, they are all Janke's stanky socks.