US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[anti SJW]

"ew, gross, mommy, he's touching me, hurry and take the picture!!!' is what I'd imagine she's thinking right now. Her face pretty much says it all.

I'd love to see a young girl like that yell "DON’T TOUCH ME YOU CREEP" and push Biden's hand away when He tries to put His arms around Her. Be great if it's on video.

Interesting to see how Jen Psaki would spin that.

 

[The Last Stand]

"I do not condone your actions, but I accept you as a fellow human being". If they have set down their untoward behavior, I see no reason to bar them entry to power. If they are still participants in it, I can accept their support, but cannot condone them having power.

Within reason. If they're harming animals or children, then that's a problem. That can be a slippery slope if not handled properly, what you're saying.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm really starting to think that this vaccine situation is going to be what sparks the second civil war, I'm really feeling it in my bones that shit is going to get that much crazier.

Americans have been growing to viciously hate each other for years and all we needed was some excuse, the vaccine might be the perfect excuse.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Americans have been growing to viciously hate each other for years and all we needed was some excuse, the vaccine might be the perfect excuse.

We've already reached that point where americans hate each other. The Chimpening of 2020 was a big part of that where every other week there were Antifa/BLM riots fucking shit up.

 

[Dom Cruise]

We've already reached that point where americans hate each other. The Chimpening of 2020 was a big part of that where every other week there were Antifa/BLM riots fucking shit up.

And as bad as that was, it was still something kept at a safe distance for most Americans, the vaccine issue on the other hand is going to affect everyone if everyone is forced to get it.

It's almost like it was fate that smack dab in the middle of such division would be this pandemic.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1437410607725166595

https://archive.is/wip/xfZLO

 

[CarlosDanger]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1437410607725166595

https://archive.md/wip/xfZLO

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This is going to be good.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

he sitting their thinking "don't these morons know this is what's best for them?".

More like "WHY WONT THEY LISTEN TO ME!!!!!! Don't they know who I am, I am an elite who has worked for the government for 4 Decades, that makes me correct no matter the facts of the situation REEEEEEEEE"

 

[What the shit]

We've already reached that point where americans hate each other. The Chimpening of 2020 was a big part of that where every other week there were Antifa/BLM riots fucking shit up.

Im surprised how many faggots supported all that tomfoolery last year and then put the blame on bigots and racists as for why it happened. Its unbelievable.

 

[Stoneheart]

Yet we were told that Biden had Obama-level approval rating when we're now witnessing the fastest collapse of an administration since Gerald Ford (who was dealing with Nixon's tainted hands).

@Someone Awful BULLSHIT... nobody like traitors, even if they love the treason. you cant knife a popular president in the back and expect the people to like you, especialy if you use the deepstate to do it...

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I suspect that Jack would prefer to nuke twitter entirely than do that.

I think this would be a net positive. It would get rid of an echo chamber, for both parties, and cause folks to go back to MSM websites...on second thought, terrible idea.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Michael Wade]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1437410607725166595

https://archive.md/wip/xfZLO

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This should be fun, I hope it tanks things beyond my wildest expectations


There's another angle im not sure people are talking about when it comes to Biden. Now I live a red state and I cant say how far reaching tabloid mags are, but for a solid ass week ive been seeing images like this on the grocery racks.

Every fucking rack has something like this but even worse looking. Saying "Biden's Vietnam" or some such. Just LAYING into his ass.

It's suspicious how I cant seem to find any recent magazine or tabloid cover with Biden on image search. You could find some real gold if you know were to find em.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1437438412055789573

https://archive.is/wip/kASJ9

 

[JohnDoe]

Wasn't there a pretty plausible theory that they did indeed shoot one of the 9/11 planes down? Then claimed some absolutely autistically stupid event happened on the plane where a bunch of people rushed the cockpit and whoopsy doodle, plane fall down go boom? Something about how unbelievable the event was and how it got memory holed pretty fucking quick + no black box recordings.

You're thinking of Flight 93, and the narrative is that when the passengers discovered the hijacked planes were being flown into buildings they decided to retake the plane. They have a lot of recordings from the passengers left on answering machines and voicemails and the like to support this.

The official story continues that, when the passengers either broke into the cockpit or were trying, the hijackers decided to suicide the plane into a field instead.

I guess they could have faked the recordings, telemetry, etc. I'm not sure what the point would have been, though.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I've had a lot of clips of Yes Prime Minister recommended to me recently. That's a show that would definitely not be made today. Not in America, anyway.

My favourite fun fact about Yes Minister is Thatcher was such a fangirl of it that she wrote her own sketch and got the lead actors to perform it with her. If your Prime Minister - who is one of the most powerful women of the 20th century and whose entire brand is how stoic and stubborn she is - writes her own fanfiction of your show just so she can act it out with you on telly you know your show's a classic.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

This should be fun, I hope it tanks things beyond my wildest expectations


There's another angle im not sure people are talking about when it comes to Biden. Now I live a red state and I cant say how far reaching tabloid mags are, but for a solid ass week ive been seeing images like this on the grocery racks.

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Every fucking rack has something like this but even worse looking. Saying "Biden's Vietnam" or some such. Just LAYING into his ass.

It's suspicious how I cant seem to find any recent magazine or tabloid cover with Biden on image search. You could find some real gold if you know were to find em.

Whenever I see the National Enquirer, I think of the hot sheets and Tim Pool sure sounds like a National Enquirer reporter.

 

[Meat Target]

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, a pint of blood and a blow job for a square of 1-ply toilet paper

FTFY

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Every fucking rack has something like this but even worse looking. Saying "Biden's Vietnam" or some such. Just LAYING into his ass.

We live in a world where Tabloids tell more real news than The Corpo Networks.

I wish I drank.

Also I would Legit Trust Weekly World News over CNN..Weekly World News only lied to us once a week instead of 24/7