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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I think I've got it.
There is no nannying job, Kindess is an undercover ATF agent on assignment. She's laying it on a bit thick, probably reading from some kind of tumblr inspired playbook, but she's curating this kind of persona that the tranchers would be drawn to/take advantage of.

See how she went straight for bonnie, probably the most gun toting one of the bunch and co owner. She swerved kev, he doesn't own any guns and doesn't touch them, and really is a minor player/penny's pet in the grand scheme of things.

Penny if you're reading this, alerta alerta, the Feds are in the camp, what are you going to do about this?!
 
Just an assortment of today's absurdity.

Announcing her resignation, with video.
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Kindness doesn't negotiate with terrorists.
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Weirdo teenage power fantasy shit.
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Enablers are out in full force.
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She uploaded a video of her talking to the children (The children are not visible.) She is not terribly coherant.

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One trip to the tranch is all it took to quit her job.
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She seems to have timed her resignation to fuck with their vacation.
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Kindness has figured out a new way to financial success: VIDEO ESSAYS!
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Taking nudes in their tub (The video is just a retard splashing around, did not bother to download.)
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Said resignation letter:
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Kindness discovers a conspiracy to ruin her life perpetrated by her employers.
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And I guess she's just stealing clothes now.
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and food. and cleaning supplies.
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As always there are probably a hundred more tweets if you're interested, mostly sperging about how the kids psychically knew she was going to quit and about how mean the mom is.
 
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I’m trying my best to not be MOTI, but goddamn all it sounds like they did was ASK HER TO DO HER JOB and she’s done nothing but bitch and moan on Twitter and steal their stuff. She literally wanted them to pay her $20+ / hour to flop around in the tub and post pictures of her asshole. Anything more and she cried “disability.” It sounds like they should have fired her a long time ago and instead kept giving her the benefit of the doubt and trying to reiterate what they needed from her for her JOB. What an absolute lunatic.
 
I'm so glad she's leaving and won't be around kids anymore. Sounds like at best she was just lazy, at worse who the hell knows what these poor children had to witness.

Also: Not trying to derail this thread, but is there no way to view tweets anymore without making an account? All my typical ways to bypass that stupid twatter "Sign Up" wall are now now failing. I can remove the wall but it won't let me scroll down to see the actual tweet(s) anymore. My usual method seemed to work find up until this morning. :(
 
...yeah, theres no one else in the room with her there.
Except her 99 headmates.

"Borderline" was originally named that because it was thought that these people were on the edge of psychosis. Garfield without Garfield.

Yes, we've seen the "I found the only true happiness I have ever experienced in my life" shit, but it's 100% certain that we're about to see the "I hate you and I hope you die" narrative coming down the pike.

Whatever Kindness's issues are (and I believe there are many), she is engineering a situation where she is in need of "rescue" and only Bonnie can come through for her. She is making Bonnie the center of her universe despite having only known him for a couple weeks. She wasn't interested in guns last week, but this week she's going to get a gun because Bonnie is into guns. She is engineering her own "rejection" here, and it's going to happen.

I could sperg about how women are raised to make men the center of their being and men are raised to accept this and this is terribly unhealthy, but with this one, there are no mental guard rails. It's not "I really like this person and I think this could be a thing," it's "I am nothing without you."

Bonnie has a home, a life, a job, and boon companions. Bonnie could carve out some space for Crazy McPsycho here, but it's not going to be enough.

It's not going to be enough because she doesn't love Bonnie, she loves the idea of Bonnie. Real Bonnie can never measure up.
 
I'm so glad she's leaving and won't be around kids anymore. Sounds like at best she was just lazy, at worse who the hell knows what these poor children had to witness.

Also: Not trying to derail this thread, but is there no way to view tweets anymore without making an account? All my typical ways to bypass that stupid twatter "Sign Up" wall are now now failing. I can remove the wall but it won't let me scroll down to see the actual tweet(s) anymore. My usual method seemed to work find up until this morning. :(
Incognito mode.

2.5 Months into the GoFundMe:

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I'm gonna disagree with quite a lot of people here and say I think she's full schizo. Medicated, maybe; maybe even schizoaffective/bipolar with psychosis and we've just not seen her do the depressive bit of it yet. But there's for sure something beyond BPD going on here. There's something qualitatively different to BPD that I'm struggling to pin down - the lack of hurling herself into the current hot discourse of the moment for attention, the lack of consideration about her online image (even the wackier BPDs want Their Circle Of The Internet to keep feeding them attention and validation, so usually try not to alienate), the lack of interest in whether anyone is responding to her tweets or paying attention to her, the incoherency of the narratives she spins, the lack of wild swinging between "I love you" and "I hate you" to one person.

There's also... often, with cluster Bs, you can detect like the most minute degree of self-awareness, of deliberate performativity, of knowing somewhere deep down that they're faking this shit. It's evident in the way they manipulate their image, and the way they forget stuff - take Kevin, who admittedly is tailoring his image to degenerate trannies, but we occasionally see a bit of cope slip through between the "I love being a trans lesbian and having tonnes of hot kinky sex uwu", or we see him forget his headmates for a bit, or we see him deliberately lie about dates or timelines or stuff he's said before. Kindness has none of that. Whilst she's often semi-incoherent, the narratives she spins are too consistent for a cluster B, and there is a complete lack of self-consciousness, slyness, or manipulativeness to them. She comes across as a woman who is fully detached from reality and fully believes what she is saying.

Schizophrenia, on the other hand... well. Let's look at the DSM-V criteria. "The presence of at least two of the following five items, each present for a clinically significant portion of time during a 1-month period (or less if successfully treated), with at least one of them being items 1), 2), or 3): 1) delusions, 2) hallucinations, 3) disorganized speech, 4) grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior, and 5) negative symptoms (e.g., decreased motivation and diminished expressiveness)." Well she's got 1 in absolute spades. 2, hard to tell, depends how literal she's being when she mentions "talking" to dead animals. "Disorganised speech" covers a lot of sins, and she certainly doesn't have the classic borderline-aphasic type of schizophrenic speech, but she's got the rambling and circuitous and trailing off into confusion and random stopping bits covered, so we'll say tentative yes for 3. 4, again, circumstantial, but she certainly moves very strangely, has a very odd posture/facial movement, (all her videos remind me pretty strongly of other neurodevelopmentally disabled people I've encountered, there's a very specifically odd way they move/hold themselves) and there's this video; so hard maybe. 5 is a strong yes ("Negative symptoms of schizophrenia include reduced emotional expression, social withdrawal, blunted affect an inability to anticipate pleasure and a lack of initiative.") on a number of accounts.

I do agree with the "how is she holding down a job like this", but I do know people with some pretty wild mental health shit going on who manage to hold down jobs. I think it helps that, from the sound of the email from the parents, they a) see very little of her ("rushed handover" is mentioned repeatedly), and b) the kids seem young enough that they either wouldn't notice her lunacy or that telling their parents about it would sound like typical little child shit ("the babysitter told us she was a werewolf today mommy" "that's nice dear, now eat your chicken nuggets").
By no means am I moving out other illnesses for the record. I think shes a cluster B nightmare entirely and an absolute fucking wet dream of a case study.

I'd vote schizoaffective over schizo because schizoaffective is the bastard child of bipolar and schizophrenia. She has the moody highs and lows as well as her domineering complexes where she is highly agressive and melt downs. If she can keep a job it shows she can keep her shit together for long enough. It's difficult to tell about her hallucinations but I would agree she has a lot of delusional thought she believes. It's not usually as delusional as I would see in full schizos. She has enough grasp on reality to tie her theories into something probable or generally somewhat believable (abuse and rape). If she was out here telling us she was talking to god and an arch angel I'd buy full schizo. Being a bit on the side of woo medicine or witchcraft and having some weird beliefs isn't enough.

I agree on the neurodevelopmentally disabled (great catch btw) part because at first I read her as autistic due to how she wrote and taking some of her claims at base value. "Wouldn't she have plastered autistic everywhere?" Well yes but what if she was never diagnosed formally because we KNOW she isn't medicated or in therapy. So I'm willing to believe neurodevelopmentally disabled or undiagnosed tism spectrum (or both). Once again kind of goes back into my childhood abuse theory (brain injuries from abuse in kids can do this). But this is not my specialty field (neuropsychology) so I cannot give effective full (albeit speculated) judgement. But I have seen cases in adult (troons actually) where they had severe cognitive developmental delay from childhood sexual and physical abuse that ended up forming cluster B nightmare. In these cases as well they were able to hold jobs but when under distress or discomfort absolutely mcfucking lost it due to brain structures not being fully formed or legitimate childhood ptsd/cptsd.

The thing is neurologically, if this theory is true, this means she literally cannot control her behavior. There are no pockets for the spaghetti to even fall out of. It's just naturally everywhere. She is basically unable to fully self manage her outbursts even if she wants to.


For shiggles here's what fixing her would look like:

Treatment plan if she were an actual patient at a top care facility: a full neurologically and biological workup, medical history of parents/relatives (bipolar and schizophrenia are genetic disorders ), formal diagnoses, treatment plan discussed with patient to give her sense of self efficacy, meds, brain exercises on them cool electrodes with medication to rebalance and regrow retarded structures as well as stabilize mood, intensive behavioral therapy in group and individual setting with specialists for cptsd/trauma victims and cluster B meme dreams. I would also vote for creative therapy models since shes such an extreme case so using art/animals/music etc. Weekly or biweekly therapy follow up with likely a PhD level specialist and regular psychiatrist visits. The goals would be to get her brain working right then empowering her with coping mechanisms and thinking processes to deal.
 
I was deep diving her earliest tweets and the first meltdown was at the beginning of the pandemic with a visit to the mental hospital. Before that she sounded like a pretty typical cammer & escort. There wasn't any talk about being part of a system, and started tweeting about being trans early last year. Guessing she's susceptible to influence (e.g. deciding she's trans) and discovered DID TikTok during the pandemic.
 
I believe a few people are working on an OP for her; there's simply so much content of this batshit woman that it's going to take a while to make one that does her delusions and behavior justice.
That's good. I like Tranch crazy and schizo crazy, but I don't like them mixed. It's like covering cheese with chocolate. Sure, they're both good individually, but it's a mess when you put them together.

If it does get posted, whoever makes it should drop a link here.
 
I wish we could just have a tranch subforum at this point. There’s so many great characters to discuss.
The dividing line between those who get their own board and those who stay confined to a thread? They have to graduate to wreaking havoc in the real world, not just online. That sucks people in and creates a cast of characters, whether they want to be involved in the bullshit or not. Kevvy or Moviebob will never get a board because their shenanigans are typically confined to social media. Bob's thread is thousands of pages of "Some fat, diabetic retard repeatedly tells twitter that he wants to go warcriming all over Kansas" and that's all that it will ever be and, as such, it will remain a thread. Isabella Janke, by contrast, had her own board almost immediately after people started figuring out what kind of heinous shit she'd been getting up to in meatspace.

I'd say the tranch is well on that road but to get there, they'd need to take the LARP to the next level.
 
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