Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

Woah Buddy, calm down buddy.Buddy come on buddy. Maybe not be MATI buddy? Would do you some good buddy.

Hope you're just trolling buddy. Because buddy, it'd be pretty damn sad buddy if you were genuinely going after Null with that state of mind and reasoning buddy.

Okay buddy?

Hahaha y'know?!

 

[PhoBingas]

The fire extinguisher spray outlet near the ceiling is a giveaway for hotel, or let's be honest, motel. I have not ever seen one in a house

Unless his brother lives in some condo complex or a commie bloc style apartment, PPP is probably in a hotel somewhere. If his brother does live in a large apartment building, I don't see PPP being able to stick around too long if he performs like he did with Surfer.

 

[EyelessMC]

He goes by Banewinson these days, thanks to the vaccine.

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>Actually getting the vaccine
Thought he was smarter than that. Also why does his head look like it ballooned three sizes?

 

[Desktop User2]

I mean, he called himself PPP's father, and it's been established that his real father is a worthless drunk (I don't remember if he was just a drunk or an abusive drunk but still), it's probably a bit of a touchy subject. It's not a direct insult but it's not really a place you should be going with people and just expect them to brush it off. It might touch a nerve to basically tell PPP that he's something to him that his real father isn't. If insulting his mom is an ass kicking offense to you, I don't see how this isn't. If they were black and raised by single mothers your point would stand.

Don´t they banter for a living? It´s pretty nigger-like to banter yourself into a fight...

White men defend themselves with content spray and run away, I can't believe you missed this lesson from YOBA.

Those would be wiggers, sir.

 

[kampus_konservative]

I mean, he called himself PPP's father, and it's been established that his real father is a worthless drunk (I don't remember if he was just a drunk or an abusive drunk but still), it's probably a bit of a touchy subject.

oy veyyyy!!! you can't go there goy!!! let PPP beat you to death inside your own home when you're letting him sleep on your couch like a god damn bum! how dare you stand up for yourself you BAD GOY! how DARE you question the great PPP!

 

[Miller]

I know Surfer talks about his job often but I can't really recall PPP doing so but that could be because PPP is more careful than surfer. Also how is PPP keeping up his gambling addiction if he doesn't have a job?

PPP also knows how the internet works, he never shared a lot of info about his life or his job. He probably learned that after the Gunt sent the pic of his starfish to his family and his local church. In one of the last streams he did, he was telling Surfer (in the middle of a schizo rant) to stop talking about his current and previous jobs.

>Actually getting the vaccine
Thought he was smarter than that. Also why does his head look like it ballooned three sizes?

The GCHQ probably forced him to get vaxxed.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

This is the one thing that bothers me about the criticisms so many Kiwis are dishing out. A lot can be said about these aspies but mocking anyone's unemployment in a Covid Lockdown world is beyond retarded.

This would have been a salient point a year ago. Not so much when companies are paying you to show up to an interview these days.

 

[Ulex]

You shouldn't have to worry about "proving you're a man" and fighting in your own home, it's supposed to be home. Surfer calling the cops triggered ppp so much because it cucked him out of his only way of getting his way with surfer. The story of ppp holding surfer down and repeatedly (10 times) punching the back of his neck despite being told to stop is fucked. Apparently ppp told him he'd stop if surfer would admit "I'm a bitch". If that happened before the stabbing broom in the bathroom door incident then it makes sense why surfer flipped like that there. Something like that would make me homicidal too.

 

[instythot]

This would have been a salient point a year ago. Not so much when companies are paying you to show up to an interview these days.

The boys have been in canada's strictest lockdown for almost 2 years, bud. I think only the Texas of Canada recently reopened

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

Late to the party but I have to get my word in edgewise- The two are definitely queers as far as I'm concerned because the past day and a half or so of exchanges and incident has all the tenor of a lover's spat between two emotional fags whose pipes are backed up rather than butting heads over anything of substance. PPP gets huffy because bae is embarrassing him in front of his internet followers (but he doesn't take this shit seriously gais) and later throws out the limpdick excuse that technical issues with the stream apparently had him in a bad headspace. Surfer's screed boils down to "I just don't feel like you appreciate me enough!" The music shit was both of them looking for a reason to carry on all the while both bringing up the past like my ex going on a tear during the holidays- "He is threatening me, I j-just want him away from me" is something I've never heard a man say in my life, PPP still asspained about the gambling thing goes for some pathetic comeuppance broadcasting the call because his mind is stuck on the internet. Now both are taking it in turn to fucking air dirty laundry, humblebrag and gossip passive aggressively "nothing was going to happen happen I'm forgiving him I mean we all know I would have kicked his ass of course" or " he's so deluded he's getting conned into shit by his discord tranny gf." At no point has either one decided to be a man and step back for what good times and supposedly great friendship they had, it's like they're both DYING for the last word because they're fags.

Still fuck Surfer though, ringing johnny law is absolute snake shit, "I'm too much of a cunt to keep a level head so I'm gonna involve the fucking government in my relationships."

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Unless his brother lives in some condo complex or a commie bloc style apartment, PPP is probably in a hotel somewhere. If his brother does live in a large apartment building, I don't see PPP being able to stick around too long if he performs like he did with Surfer.

Croc is younger than PPP so he is likely still in school or living at home with the parents.

 

[Fuscateob]

He goes by Banewinson these days, thanks to the vaccine.

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"Crashing this political party, with no survivors!"

 

[PoNR]

ppp is a psychopath. he has all the makings of a rapist. in fact, I believe he is a rapist. the only thing surfer did wrong was let this fat disgusting unhygienic fuck live with him in the first place. I remember once ppp livestreamed himself taking a shit one time and he didn't even wipe once. I guarantee PPP raped one of his friends when they were young, to "assert his dominance". he seems like the type. it's funny how he pretends to be Christian, because in Christian societies antisocial fucks like him get executed.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

 

[Fate Fan]

PPP can apologize for besmirching pizza day by eating pizza on stream. Slowly.

Thought you were trying to shake the title of Lord of the Feeders?

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Which is worse, the Nancy Anning, or the subversion of the dissident right? AFAF.

 

[FM Bradley]

The sperging over the "rape threats" need to stop. It's as bad as seeing Twitter Twats bleeding out their neovaginas and wildly cancelling each other over a jpeg of garlic bread.

"I'm gonna rape you" is merely industrial-strength "I'm gonna beat your ass" in these contexts. It's not the classiest threat. It's not the most hetero threat. And that's the point. It's meant to stick out and convey that little...extra, between two men who are not sexually attracted to each other and are arguing.

Also, keep in mind that PPP is a wrestling fan and has no doubt heard a drunken, cracked-out Iron Sheik threaten to "humble (x) in old country way...break his back AND FOCK HIS ASS" countless times. Or Dennis on "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" threatening, "I'm going to rape you until the room sticks."

It's a meme. Chill out and leave the faggotry to the actual gay people in here.

 

[veri]

People say IBS is dead when really it is just collapsing into even smaller and gayer slapfights lmao. In 5 years there will be two literal who's streaming with no viewers while Ralph covers it to his 10's of fans

surfer had zero support from anyone watching his stream yet still felted ralph by saying he wouldn’t go on the killstream and had more viewers than ralph’s restream. but by all means ralph keep going on about how internet famous you are. surfer revealed himself as a traitorous snake but he’s still too good for the killstream LOL!

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

*and budding schizophrenia
PPP was cracking jokes to both lighten the mood and subtly hint to Surfer that he was thinking too deeply whenever Surfer started rambling about numbers or doxxing himself, etc. I recall Null constantly saying on streams that schizophrenia usually kicks in around 30yrs old or a little earlier. Surfer is 28, I think, and it could be that the story of his aunt telling him he needs to be medicated is true. He took it as her saying it because of his political beliefs, but maybe it was because he was ranting at her like a nutjob.
As for PPP, dude was getting insanely salty over gambling banter, even moreso than "starfish" or fat comments. His one soft spot is his Christianity and calling him a hypocrite about it will make him implode. He ranted for a good half hour in the last stream about it as proof.

Combine these two things with a continual fasting 0 calorie diet and you're gonna get problems. The two have been in fights before with 6ft 6ton PPP winning, of course, but for whatever reason things were getting tense between them and PPP put up an intimidation move that flipped Surfer out.

I think it's real. Could be fake, and the idea that the dispatch would tell Surfer, who is calling cops fearing for his safety, to just "go back inside and close the door" is so retarded that I'd think it's fake...but then again it's Canada
EDIT: And cops can be that retarded in general

Null doesn't know what he's talking about. In men schizophrenia develops late teens to early 20s. It would be extremely rare to get schizophrenia this late. Not impossible though.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

The boys have been in canada's strictest lockdown for almost 2 years, bud. I think only the Texas of Canada recently reopened

And yet Canada is still facing the same labor shortage the US is. I have less than zero sympathy for anyone who wants to act like getting a job, especially the kind of work ppp would qualify for, is some insurmountable task right now. If anything this is the BEST possible time to get a new career.