Slobber Mutt
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2021
Have you ever wondered what happens when a handful of retarded IT pajeets are given control of the development of proprietary software with absolutely no supervision or quality control? It's called a total fucking downgrade
Introducing: Faggottech - GayHub
Features!:
Introducing: Faggottech - GayHub
Features!:
- No memory on devices. The app has to be open in order for features to work
- It is constantly connected to some backwater server farm so your data gets funelled directly in the PRISM network
- Guaranteed crashes on every startup
- Constant updates that have absolutely no fucking effect on the experience
- Convoluted UI with minimalist Bauhaus pod-dwelling bug-eating hot-wifing elements
- Making a simple macro takes approx. 10 fucking minutes given it works at the end. Need to click X with MOUSE4? Enjoy plotting a return trajectory from Jupiter you dumb bitch
- You need something that is remotely more complicated than that? You can go get fucked
- A whopping total of three whole light modes that all products are compatible with at the same time
- Being reminded that you are on the same level as gaming-loving faggots every time you are hit in the face with a changelog that you can't close until you scroll at the end