New-gen Logitech 'LGHUB' is the worst fucking piece of firmware out there - Built just right for fagtarded zoomers

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Have you ever wondered what happens when a handful of retarded IT pajeets are given control of the development of proprietary software with absolutely no supervision or quality control? It's called a total fucking downgrade

Introducing:
Faggottech - GayHub

Features!:
  • No memory on devices. The app has to be open in order for features to work​
  • It is constantly connected to some backwater server farm so your data gets funelled directly in the PRISM network​
  • Guaranteed crashes on every startup​
  • Constant updates that have absolutely no fucking effect on the experience​
  • Convoluted UI with minimalist Bauhaus pod-dwelling bug-eating hot-wifing elements​
  • Making a simple macro takes approx. 10 fucking minutes given it works at the end. Need to click X with MOUSE4? Enjoy plotting a return trajectory from Jupiter you dumb bitch​
  • You need something that is remotely more complicated than that? You can go get fucked​
  • A whopping total of three whole light modes that all products are compatible with at the same time
  • Being reminded that you are on the same level as gaming-loving faggots every time you are hit in the face with a changelog that you can't close until you scroll at the end​
All of the actual features were present and working perfectly in Logitech Gaming Center, the previous gen firmware, with zero updates and minimal effort. In conclusion, throw your 'gaming rig' in the fucking ocean because thats what these piece of shit poorly soldered plastic bundles deserve
 
I remember posting about this before in some thread, but as soon as you close the software everything reverts to default settings. Definitely has been designed to spy on you. I moved over to using a HyperX mouse and it's been great.
 
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With how it doesn't save anything on the device, it might as well be shovelware.

Fuck, I want to tape this stupid piece of shit plastic on a front tire and hit the gas until its a black skid mark on the driveway, and keep driving all the way up to Logitech HQ then hit the detonator killing 190 and wounding twice as many in Minecraft.

Razer Synapse, Logitech capture, geforce experience
Those deserve to face the wall as well

Never used razer but guessing its on the same level
 
Every day i thank the gods for elgato and tc helicon for paying pajeet 3 dollar more to make the software actually work.
I forgot avermedia, their software is cancer too
 
Logitech (or Logi as they retardly call themselves now) is a trashfire brand. They haven't had well build products since the fucking 90s, and have been coasting on their brand recognition name since.
They haven't sold worth while products for practically twenty-fucking-years now, why are people still not aware of this? Get with the times, come on.
 
Logitech (or Logi as they retardly call themselves now) is a trashfire brand. They haven't had well build products since the fucking 90s, and have been coasting on their brand recognition name since.
They haven't sold worth while products for practically twenty-fucking-years now, why are people still not aware of this? Get with the times, come on.

I stole 4 units of G203 and flipped 3 of them. Thought this would be good but I was wrong. Will get rid of this one as well and buy something better with the $
 
They haven't had well build products since the fucking 90s
This is correct. Their last good product was:

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Laughs in IBM Model M

Retro hardware is so much better built and easier to repair or fix than modern. My Atari STE is 30+ years old and other than now replaced leaky capacitors in the power supply (which can be replaced by anyone with a soldering iron and wire clippers and ability to read a manual) is still rattling on.

The fact that firmware is needed on fucking keyboards and mice is an indictment. Some things don't need changing because they work just fine. PS/2 and USB ports are examples of these. Also the 3.5mm audio jack, Apple.
 
This is correct. Their last good product was:

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Their speakers were always pretty good, though my newest set is from like 2010 and I haven't tried any new ones because they all still work great

That's about it, though. Their keyboards and game controllers are laughing stocks, and have been for ages.

Also if anyone knows a good alternative to this, the K400, let me know:
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Mine was fine until one key went out. Just kinda stopped working. Dismantling it didn't help at all, it's just a plastic membrane sheet inside that looks like it got slightly folded, somehow. So then I bought a K400 Plus:

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and it's noticeably cheaper all around. Much much flimsier, the touchpad isn't as pleasant, the arrow keys now have Downs Syndrome, and the on/off switch is in a different place that's harder to reach while holding it. It's just overall worse and stupid.
 
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As much hate as Logi is getting i have to vouch for the g pro wireless, proper solid mouse.
 
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I have a cheapo Logitech wireless keyboard & mouse which are made of filmsy, pure chinesium, plastic. The letters on the keys are not even laser printed, they're like made of paint or something, because not even right after two weeks of regular usage some letters are already worn off.

However, I still rock on a PS/2 Compaq Presario keyboard. It's rubber domed, but it doesn't feel like crap. It has a huge ass steel plate inside which makes the typing experience almost like a mechanical keyboard, but less noisy.
 
That's about it, though. Their game controllers are laughing stocks, and have been for ages.
Gotta disagree there. The sticks and triggers are a pain in the arse to use but the D-PAD is a really nice microswitched deal and they're the only company that still makes wired controllers.
 
But I need the firmware to control the RGB lighting on the keys! I have it set up for "Heavy Breathing", it's programmed to react to touch just like the girls in "My Tentacle Monster Little Sister Is Too Cute, Vol. 5".

RGB has one valid use and that's under clear bumper caps on classic pinball machines. Everywhere else it is stupid and puerile.

When my RTX 3080 arrived it had the RGB set to be on Rainbow Wave as standard. Ugh. It was like a fucking Pride parade leaking out my case. I had to download EVGA's Precision just to turn it off. Seriously, why would anyone want it? It's uglier than the south end of a northbound feminist.
 
Their speakers were always pretty good, though my newest set is from like 2010 and I haven't tried any new ones because they all still work great

That's about it, though. Their keyboards and game controllers are laughing stocks, and have been for ages.

Also if anyone knows a good alternative to this, the K400, let me know:
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Mine was fine until one key went out. Just kinda stopped working. Dismantling it didn't help at all, it's just a plastic membrane sheet inside that looks like it got slightly folded, somehow. So then I bought a K400 Plus:

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and it's noticeably cheaper all around. Much much flimsier, the touchpad isn't as pleasant, the arrow keys now have Downs Syndrome, and the on/off switch is in a different place that's harder to reach while holding it. It's just overall worse and stupid.
Cherry do a few compact keyboards with touchpads. I can't imagine they have any problems with USB extension cables.
 
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