Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
They both are incel losers. Surfer is a legit schizo and it’s only a matter of time till he stabbed PPP in his sleep and then started a cooking with surfer: PPPork Chops. Not saying PPP wouldn’t be partially responsible for contributing to surfers schizophrenia.

Just sit back and enjoy watching the white trash drama
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how are they incels if surfer fucked Succubus, a girl that PPP fancied?
bros before hoes my ass
 
PoNR said:
beggars can't be choosers. in this case an obese incel who throws temper tantrums, poos on the toilet seat and is unwilling to get a job should be relieved someone in his life is willing to tolerate his shit (literally) and let him sleep on the couch for only 400 a month.
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Dude your acting like surfer is giving PPP a big sale on rent, this is not american money its fucking canadian monopoly money.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Hes an obese preacher with more vices then fingers
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Friar PPPuck?
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Just sit back and enjoy watching the white trash drama
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Afghan Whigs- Retarded

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Disheveled Human said:
Dude your acting like surfer is giving PPP a big sale on rent, this is not american money its fucking canadian monopoly money.
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800-1000/month is pretty standard for a white trash small town apartment in Canada. PPP paying slightly less in rent if surfer isn’t willing to give up his office for PPPs bedroom

Edit: was just checking Kijiji for Peterborough room rentals and most are 600-800/month.

Confirmed PPP was sleeping on surfers couch.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
800-1000/month is pretty standard for a white trash small town apartment in Canada. PPP paying slightly less in rent if surfer isn’t willing to give up his office for PPPs bedroom
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About 400 including utilities is standard for a room in someone else's place. Take away the room and add food, comes out about even
 
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PoNR said:
every ppp fan in this thread, yes
like bro look at this shit

who writes this shit? who READS this shit? (you do)
you people are pathetic. this guy is legit your internet daddy. you hang on his every word and defend him even when there's stuff to make fun of. I saw you people sperging in surfer's chat. you're no-fun-allowed spergs who legit get angry at this stuff. there were at least a half dozen spergs spamming "IDIOT" "RETARD" "FUCK YOU!" in all caps for like 4 hours.

lmao
IBS was like 4 years ago. get a life.
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PoNR said:
does it really make a difference that you're being ironic when IBS and your internet daddy are clearly a big part of your life? "I-I'm just being ironic"
you clearly genuinely look back on some internet debates that happened 4 years ago very fondly, like it was a big moment for you.
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PPP is an entertaining tv show. TV shows are really lack luster nowadays with very few shows catching my eye so I've turned to online entertainment.

I mean we're here on kiwifarms talking crap about various online personalities because we find it funny. Sometimes horrifying and sometimes aggravating..like any other tv show I've seen. PPP's show is just like that similar to Null's MATI.
 
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gaystoner said:
PPP is an entertaining tv show. TV shows are really lack luster nowadays with very few shows catching my eye so I've turned to online entertainment.

I mean we're here on kiwifarms talking crap about various online personalities because we find it funny. Sometimes horrifying and sometimes aggravating..like any other tv show I've seen. PPP's show is just like that similar to Null's MATI.
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its not any different than women watching the real housewives of Westchester NY.

Just this thread has recently been the "Real Battered Housewives of Peterborough Ontario".
 
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Pump Meat said:
The discussion about the accuracy of classifying PPP as a cow is not getting framed properly. This isn’t so much about what he has done in the past, but what he is going to do in the future. PPP keeps intersecting with various cows and starting feuds that intrude into other timelines, you can’t habitually associate with or otherwise engage people like Ralph, Rekita, Dick, Zoom, and somehow stay above it all. If PPP isn’t a cow now, it is a mathematical inevitability that he will become one even if he hadn’t gotten blasted up and goatse Stream.me

Until that day comes, we have to get a handle on this postmodern theater he does with Godwinson and Surfer. I don’t find it funny and I sure as shit don’t get it, but it is creative and meaningful. Most people who have threads here in the mansion are nowhere near as creative as PPP is and they don’t develop an aesthetic like he does.

Now with that being said, does anyone know what church PPP belonged to? I find it hard to believe PPP was an actually ordained pastor, but it certainly is within the realm of possibility.
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That was posted in May of 2020. Considering recent events I think we've sailed past the point of no return and there is only one thing for it: he must take his place among the pantheon of deathfats who opt out of a life of private dignity and play that multifaceted role of obese jester to a leering audience of kiwis. All the world is a stage for you now PPP, all the schizo roommates and aristocratic Anglos are merely kayfabes, they have their delusional interruptions and their kino collaborations and one cow, in his thread, plays many parts.
 
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Pump Meat said:
who opt out of a life of private dignity and play that multifaceted role of obese jester
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I thought that was what PPP was going for the entire time. You think people watch him for the religion while he guzzles down 10 beers and calls faggots niggers? You think people watch him because he is being a moral demi-god of righteousness while he takes shits on the toilet and makes his mentally disturbed roomate clean it up or feel the repercussion of an ass whooping at best and a sodomizing at worst? The dude has no fucking shame and does not ask for money what more do people want?
 
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NSJAP said:
Sorry for being to lazy to red the thread, but this whole drama between ppp and surfer is kayfabe or not?
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It's real, nigga. In retrospect, we should have seen this coming for a number of reasons.

I don't want to dump on PPP or Surfer and think there is shared blame (and indeed being cooped up in an apartment for over a year probably made things worse.) With that said, Surfer was getting increasingly erratic with his comments and was, objectively, derailing PPP's streams. Surfer was also sharing way too much personal information, some of it disturbing (e.g., his aunt urging him to take some kind of anti-psychotic drug, the Black hooker, Surfer's endorsement of cooming and rather stupidly claiming that this is 'Biblical,' etc.)

PPP sounds like he was aggressive towards Surfer and the living arrangement sounds like it didn't allow for necessary division of space and division of responsibilities. None of this is novel for young men. PPP does need to lose weight and dedicate himself to some kind of skill, I would say. He's very talented as a speaker and has true autistic superpowers that can be channeled in productive, gainful ways.

Overall, the main loss in this is that this takes attention off of Nickelodeon the Fed and how Fuentes was busted for following twink accounts on Instagram. I hope PPP doubles down on his a logging of Lil Nipples.
 
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Measured Kong said:
PPP really has a bizarre tendency to lash out, even if things are going well between him and someone else. There’s a stream he was on with Rekeita that’s a good example of what I’m talking about. I assume it’s just a symptom of being terminally online, but I have no doubt it impacts his personal relationships.
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That's true, also now that he isnt with surfer, him giving us his "real takes" is such a bullshit thing. The truth of the matter is as much as he is playing up big dawg on camera he didnt have the balls while he was with Surfer to disclose his honest positions out of fear ? Out of fear of Surfer ? Suddenly he tries to be the reasonable fencesitter and tries to save face by saying "this is what i really believe". Also him whispering in the motel like a faggot to not get kicked out really takes away from the KINO, i couldnt go through the BA court video that is 5 hours, and i could go through all the chaggot videos. HIS BALLS HAVE RETRACTED INTO HIS BODY
 
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