Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
An automatic clown said:
So I keep looking at Cobes teeth pic out of morbid curiosity and I can't figure out what the circled thing is it. Is it the remnants of a canine ? Why does it look like there's a hole on the bottom ?
View attachment 7385437
Click to expand...

I tried to pay attention to the hole you were pointing out, but got wholly distracted by the interdental gingiva in close proximity.

Medfag here, but not a... Dentalfag? Teeth weird me out (but I do brush the fuck out of mine)

So the little "V" of gum between your teeth in the front is referred to as "interdental gingiva."

Cobra's look like this:
screenshot_1660.webp

Now, I get it, this shit is INFLAMED, it's SO ANGRY. But let's set that aside for a minute. Looking at that festering maw with the row of pink "V's" do you realize how much tooth is supposed to be there and... isn't?

Spoiler alert: A LOT.
screenshot_1661.webp

I'm sure die hard Cobra followers are not fazed by this in the least, but that shit is WILD to me. People die from untreated tooth abscesses all the time and long term untreated mouth infections have been linked to cognitive decline and cardiovascular diseases.

Clint is all about getting THE BOY to therapy for his anger shit, but is allowing this dental shit to go on? If he's managing Cobra's SSDI in any way then Cobra needs Adult Services contacted, he's obviously too retarded to maintain himself (I mean, holy shit, look at his hands in his latest McDonald's video) and Clint is ignoring the massive nasty elephant in the room.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: DatBepisTho, AmateurComedicTaxidermist, Umaibae and 10 others
Teeter said:
I tried to pay attention to the hole you were pointing out, but got wholly distracted by the interdental gingiva in close proximity.

Medfag here, but not a... Dentalfag? Teeth weird me out (but I do brush the fuck out of mine)

So the little "V" of gum between your teeth in the front is referred to as "interdental gingiva."

Cobra's look like this:
View attachment 7393898

Now, I get it, this shit is INFLAMED, it's SO ANGRY. But let's set that aside for a minute. Looking at that festering maw with the row of pink "V's" do you realize how much tooth is supposed to be there and... isn't?

Spoiler alert: A LOT.
View attachment 7393904

I'm sure die hard Cobra followers are not fazed by this in the least, but that shit is WILD to me. People die from untreated tooth abscesses all the time and long term untreated mouth infections have been linked to cognitive decline and cardiovascular diseases.

Clint is all about getting THE BOY to therapy for his anger shit, but is allowing this dental shit to go on? If he's managing Cobra's SSDI in any way then Cobra needs Adult Services contacted, he's obviously too retarded to maintain himself (I mean, holy shit, look at his hands in his latest McDonald's video) and Clint is ignoring the massive nasty elephant in the room.
Click to expand...
Get blocked troll. Cobra is THE goth bad boy and his teeth are rotting out naturally. He's literally doing the best he can everyday.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: DatBepisTho, Lesbian Sleepover, Umaibae and 15 others
Merlin Manson said:
One of the darkest things in the cobraverse I’ve ever heard was NAL’s description of Josh’s morning routine.

Apparently, he wakes up groaning in pain goes and throws up then cries in agony because of his kidneys/liver and stomach hurting.

After collecting himself, he proceeds to pour a drink and starts getting drunk immediately.

What is worse about this revelation is that when NAL described it she was not in a manic state and was, by all observable measures, sober.

It was post FINAL breakup, after the initial wave of anger/ despair when she had settled down for a week or two.

I know she’s an unreliable narrator but when she described this there was no ulterior motive. She didn’t exaggerate or add absurd details, she wasn’t screeching, slurring or tweaking out. She was just talking candidly about the state of bog.

I’m guessing it varies day by day but at least when she was there and he was dealing with her presence, and in times of stress, the situation can become quite macabre.

TMDNWU
Click to expand...
To be fair, if I woke up next to NAL I too would be throwing up and be immediately reaching for some alcohol.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: TORtlEMUStRaNSUS, Fortyone, Bittersweet and 35 others
Merlin Manson said:
One of the darkest things in the cobraverse I’ve ever heard was NAL’s description of Josh’s morning routine.

Apparently, he wakes up groaning in pain goes and throws up then cries in agony because of his kidneys/liver and stomach hurting.

After collecting himself, he proceeds to pour a drink and starts getting drunk immediately.

What is worse about this revelation is that when NAL described it she was not in a manic state and was, by all observable measures, sober.

It was post FINAL breakup, after the initial wave of anger/ despair when she had settled down for a week or two.

I know she’s an unreliable narrator but when she described this there was no ulterior motive. She didn’t exaggerate or add absurd details, she wasn’t screeching, slurring or tweaking out. She was just talking candidly about the state of bog.

I’m guessing it varies day by day but at least when she was there and he was dealing with her presence, and in times of stress, the situation can become quite macabre.

TMDNWU
Click to expand...
Honestly even if NAL is a drug addict degen that seems pretty accurate for someone who drinks gallons of sugary alcohol and eats day old garbage food. Im honestly surprised he hasnt had worse symptoms from all of it aside from his teeth, I dont even think he drinks water.
 
  • Horrifying
Reactions: CheesyBoy and SpiceyHuman
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back