🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

One of the darkest things in the cobraverse I’ve ever heard was NAL’s description of Josh’s morning routine.

Apparently, he wakes up groaning in pain goes and throws up then cries in agony because of his kidneys/liver and stomach hurting.

After collecting himself, he proceeds to pour a drink and starts getting drunk immediately.

What is worse about this revelation is that when NAL described it she was not in a manic state and was, by all observable measures, sober.

It was post FINAL breakup, after the initial wave of anger/ despair when she had settled down for a week or two.

I know she’s an unreliable narrator but when she described this there was no ulterior motive. She didn’t exaggerate or add absurd details, she wasn’t screeching, slurring or tweaking out. She was just talking candidly about the state of bog.

I’m guessing it varies day by day but at least when she was there and he was dealing with her presence, and in times of stress, the situation can become quite macabre.

TMDNWU
To be fair, if I woke up next to NAL I too would be throwing up and be immediately reaching for some alcohol.
 

First DSP freaks out during DSP Tries It subway, now the Casper King is calling them out. How will they recover.
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One of the darkest things in the cobraverse I’ve ever heard was NAL’s description of Josh’s morning routine.

Apparently, he wakes up groaning in pain goes and throws up then cries in agony because of his kidneys/liver and stomach hurting.

After collecting himself, he proceeds to pour a drink and starts getting drunk immediately.

What is worse about this revelation is that when NAL described it she was not in a manic state and was, by all observable measures, sober.

It was post FINAL breakup, after the initial wave of anger/ despair when she had settled down for a week or two.

I know she’s an unreliable narrator but when she described this there was no ulterior motive. She didn’t exaggerate or add absurd details, she wasn’t screeching, slurring or tweaking out. She was just talking candidly about the state of bog.

I’m guessing it varies day by day but at least when she was there and he was dealing with her presence, and in times of stress, the situation can become quite macabre.

TMDNWU
Honestly even if NAL is a drug addict degen that seems pretty accurate for someone who drinks gallons of sugary alcohol and eats day old garbage food. Im honestly surprised he hasnt had worse symptoms from all of it aside from his teeth, I dont even think he drinks water.
 
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