03/05 - Trouble in paradise - In which our protagonist begins to suspect Toren might not be all that.

Isn't the government or Cascadia paying Phil's rent? If so, report to hell.

Pretty sure Cascadia has nothing to do with Phil's pigsty.

Haha nope Cascadia had a 6 month+ waiting list that Phil wasn't aware of, his place from the enquiries I've made is in a rather OK block that has a section of reserved housing that gives a marginal discount to people with problems and Phil get's a small discount of $200 a month for being a sperg the actual rent is what he pay's out of his own tugboat, but Torren was supposed to pay half of that so Phil latched on to the "I get this place for $350 a month" but has been paying all of it since day 1 because Torrens not contributed at all.

I'm also sure the place is supposed to be single occupancy only as part of his rental agreement or it goes back upto full price.
 
What's the betting line on who accuses the other of being an abuser first?

It's Toren. Phil isn't capable of seeing he's being abused on his own. Even if Phil does somehow come to terms with what is happening and confronts Toren about it irl, Toren will be the first to accuse Phil in the Troonosphere AND will be loudest of the pair when attacking each other publicly.

Ehhh, does it count as evil if it's Phil?
He's an easy mark. Toren isn't so much taking advantage as this is a shitty person preying on a shittier one.

Yes. Toren has all of his mental faculties. Phil doesn't. That's why Phil is an oversized 12 year old.
 
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It's fun to watch Phil be the dupe getting fucked over for a change, but it doesn't make Toren any less of an absolutely worthless piece of shit.
I always thought Jordman was taking advantage of Phil sometimes especially when he left Phil to deal with Transway.

Haha nope Cascadia had a 6 month+ waiting list that Phil wasn't aware of, his place from the enquiries I've made is in a rather OK block that has a section of reserved housing that gives a marginal discount to people with problems and Phil get's a small discount of $200 a month for being a sperg the actual rent is what he pay's out of his own tugboat, but Torren was supposed to pay half of that so Phil latched on to the "I get this place for $350 a month" but has been paying all of it since day 1 because Torrens not contributed at all.

I'm also sure the place is supposed to be single occupancy only as part of his rental agreement or it goes back upto full price.
I remember that when Phil got the apartment only couple of days later he announced Toren was moving in. Could this have been arranged beforehand and Phil puled the trigger on the apartment because he thought Toren would pay half of it?
 
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Ehhh, does it count as evil if it's Phil?
He's an easy mark. Toren isn't so much taking advantage as this is a shitty person preying on a shittier one.

He's just "lucky" in that this time, for once, he's preying on someone who deserves it. He'd steal pain medication from a cancer patient if he wanted it.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if sling blade was using the tranny awards to line up a new rube significant other.

He's still placating the potato, though, so he hasn't found one yet, and is worried that Phil will chuck his shit in the street while he's gone.

Phil is probably too stupid to think of changing the locks, though. Even if he did think of it, he'd blow all his money on blocks of cheese instead.
 
I'm also sure the place is supposed to be single occupancy only as part of his rental agreement or it goes back upto full price.
Report Phil for having other people living there named Xochi and whatever other alters he has. Listen to him admit alters aren't real/people too.

This is totally a sign that they'll break up sooner than later but it won't be now. All it would take is some exceptional "It's us against the world baby" speech. "You, me, Phoeynix, Xochi, Amanda, Luz Roja, Jingles, unknown alter 3 and 5 against the world Phil Isabel"
 
If Phil's the only name on the lease he can kick toren out anytime he wants.

That might not be the case. Letting in someone who isn't on the lease without the landlord's permission probably means the landlord can kick both of them out by eviction.

But if Phil has let this guy stay there long enough, he's obtained cotenant rights and can't just be forced to leave. The cops wouldn't make him leave, either. He'd have to go through a formal eviction. He's also in a shitty position to ask his landlord for help, since the landlord will probably just kick both of them out once he takes a look at the filthy hoard Phil has accumulated.

More likely Troon Victoria just fucks off to a new victim of his own accord, though.
 
Take your bets folks.

~ Phil changes the locks while Toren is cruising for cock in LA
~ Phil and Toren both get kicked out of the apartment
~ Tranny murder suicide.
~ Phi shits himself and does nothing while Toren drinks vodka.


I think it will happen in this order

~ Phi shits himself and does nothing while Toren drinks vodka.
~ Phil changes the locks while Toren is cruising for cock in LA
~ Phil and Toren both get kicked out of the apartment
~ Tranny murder suicide.
 
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