Sonichu 05/24/17 - 4 new Sonichu #11 pages - "Get away from that male!"

[ON 190]

"OR ANYONE!"

So, if her parents use the name they gave her... she murders them? We've all been through that "I hate you, mom!" phase, but I think Sandy is going beyond teen rebellion and needs a nice, long stay at CWCville Psych.

 

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Goddamn, like...okay, years ago (I think in the wake of the fire? I'm certain it was at the temp house), Chris made those horrifying clay/lego hybrid sonichus, with one of them being Simonla. And somebody made a shitload of hilarious photos about Zombie Simonla and Wild legitimately engaging in necrophilia with her reanimated corpse.

Regardless, at the time the original pictures being posted, Chris mentioned he was 'repairing the damage done by trolls' by bringing back the one character that had essentially broken his little perfect world because he'd killed her off despite not wanting to. This is the first time in the years since those pictures were posted that actual evidence of retconning out her death in Chris's continuity emerges.

The trolls are probably going to engage in dank Gurren Lagann memes now.

You're welcome.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Spoken just like a true liberal arts college girl who probably has a women's rights major.
It's as if Chris thinks any girl who goes to get an education obviously hates men and are raging lesbians. Context aside Chris will never let go of his hate boner for men.

he's not wrong tho

 

[Arséne]

So is it just me or is Chris somehow getting worse at drawing? I didn't think it was possible, but I really feel like his lineart just gets worse and worse. Well, at least he's actually drawing.

 

[MasterDisaster]

...until apparently the retcon, where not only is Simonla still alive, but apparently 1) Simonchu exists in this reality; and 2) Apparently Da Twolls were using Simonchu's apparent expertise in explosive to kill his sister... for reasons.

You forgot that Simonla is also the Wolverine in the Sonichu Universe given that she's pretty much indestructible now.

Chris is really going all in on the whole man-hating thing, isn't he? Soon all the males will be transexuals and the girls lesbians. There won't be a straight person left in CWCville.

 

[Varis]

Oh snap girl, she used your middle name, you in trouble now.

Is it just me, or is "male" the least effective insult Chris has ever thrown at anyone? "Yes, thank you for acknowledging my penis."

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

FUCK YEAH. THIS. fuckit. I might throw 10 bucks chris' way.

Who said new sonichu was gonna be boring. It's still super bizarre and crazy. Chris always delivers with sonichu.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Did Sandy just threaten to kill her own mother?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

I hope Chris doesn't turn his comic into a genderfest. I didn't start following Sonichu because of transgender issues. I started following to watch Sonichu zap people to the extreme and have really awkward dialogue between his wife and friends.

 

[Accel]

Did Sandy just assume Simons gender? I don't think Cwcville is ready for that pride festival just yet.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Captured these from a begging video while Chris was pissing and moaning about donations. Updated with non-YouTube capture quality. Chris has incorporated, I mean stolen a fan creation once again and does not realize the irony. Sandy's middle name is revealed.

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Wow, this comic is fucking garbage...

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I couldn't have it any other way

 

[Zarkov]

The quality of those looks worse than usual.

 

[New age retro hippie]

I just read the new, improved pages.
I should say that Sandy Samantha "Sammy" Rosechu clearly has anger management issues that should be checked, but I'm actually happy to see that our beloved, little, murder trophy-collecting, crotch-drilling teenage Rosechu hasn't changed since Sonichu #10

Did Sandy just threaten to kill her own mother?

To be fair I think Sandy's actually speaking to... Us.
You can see she literally broke the panel before going full death-threat, so I think the idea is that she has broken the fourth wall and is addressing directly the reader.

I also think that's Chris' way to deal with the fact that people still call him Chris/Christian and not Christine. Just like he had Sonichu sperg out about how much he hated being mislabed as a gay, now he's using Sandy to express how much he hates when people gets his name wrong, or calls him names other than his "Christine".

It's a stupid example to convey his point, but from the guy who compared doing his house chores to a full time job I expect no less.


Also, there seem to be a few drawing problems with this pages, but I bet it's because he isn't used to draw Sammy yet.

You're welcome.

I'm still disappointed he didn't buy dozens of LEGO dimensions Sonics just to create his recolors as faithfully as possible. That would've been a super funny way to waste his money.

 

[FightenGnome]

So is it just me or is Chris somehow getting worse at drawing? I didn't think it was possible, but I really feel like his lineart just gets worse and worse. Well, at least he's actually drawing.

No. Despite what some people say, his artwork here is on par with Sonichu 10.

He can do better standalone art and was a better artist around....mid-Sonichu? The books where Megan gets involved and he starts trying to make shit look more anime.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

W-wait, I forgot about that Amish community retcon, so he retconned the "Sandy was groomed from birth and forced to brutally murder a man" thing. So... Sandy's just a hairtrigger psycho for no reason now?

Eh, I can dig it. More personality than any other Rosechu has at least.

 

[clowney]

My God his "art" it really is getting worse and worse as time goes on isn't it? Congrats Chris, you continue to do the impossible.

 

[TRUE and HONEST fanboy]

Creating a ripoff of Simonchu was enough for Chris. Now she also needed to steal the character she was ripping off and claim him as her own.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I hope Chris doesn't turn his comic into a genderfest. I didn't start following Sonichu because of transgender issues. I started following to watch Sonichu zap people to the extreme and have really awkward dialogue between his wife and friends.

Something about hillbilly childish squiggles and scratches just feels really disingenuous when going into the realm of LGBT politics and issues.

 

[TRUE and HONEST fanboy]

These pages also show once more how fucked-up the laws of CWCville are. Simonchu was directly involved in the attempted murder of Simonla and got away with a slap on the wrist. The humans, on the other hand, were tortured and murderer exiled to an Amish community for the same crime. Hurray for double standards!


Oh and since humans can own Sonichus and Rosechus slavery must be legal, too. CWCville suddenly became a lot crappier than it already was.

 

[Exceptional Fool]

Stand back... let the person who has spent WAAAAY too much of their time understanding the Sonichu mythos (which makes it sound a helluva more important than it ever will be) to explain what is going on... maybe.

So, the character of Simonla was ripped-off inspired by a "fan" character Simonchu created by Evan...

Hi Simon. So, what happened is Chris- without permission from Evan, ripped off Simonchu to create Simonla, mostly because Wild still needed a fuckbuddy.

Because of this, the Sonichu "fandom" rose up and confornted Chris about it, hence is why Simonla was killed with a Voltorb...

...until apparently the retcon, where not only is Simonla still alive, but apparently 1) Simonchu exists in this reality; and 2) Apparently Da Twolls were using Simonchu's apparent expertise in explosive to kill his sister... for reasons.

Simonchu was Simonla's brother for quite some time, Chris used him in the "Help for Haiti" Sonichu image

Spoiler: Help for Haiti