06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

I don't think I have ever given out as many "feels" ratings before as I have in this thread. In the past, when people were harsher about Chris eulogizing Bob with his fanciful bullshit, I'd try to observe that his autism makes him mourn in ways that really understand. Now, with this CPU and Dimensional Merge shit, we can see just how poisonous the idea guy was to Chris's understanding of reality
 
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SpineySonichu said:
Extremely disrespectful and Chris doesn't give a single [wizzle]. Bob was probably the only decent person in that family who actually did something moderately successful and now his legacy lives on in Chris's psychosis-induced world.
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Bob was a terrible father at least twice. His influence and power over Chris seems to have been minimal. 'Memba when Bob walked in on Chris? "Get away from the internet, I'm cutting in down right now"? He threatens to wake up Barb when he first comes in and later tells C-man to wake his mother up. His greatest assistance to Chris was getting him on welfare so Bob and Barb could steal part of it through making their mentally disabled child pay rent.

Being made into a poorly drawn checkerboard monster by his fag son and dumped into C-197 with his "grandchildren" who all cut their dicks off is more or less the eternity that Bob deserves.
 
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Damn. Bob's resume is impressive. Now I wish I'd called just to talk to him! (powerlevel: massive NASA nerd) J.P. Morgan founded U.S. Steel. What a shame he wrote that letter to Chris, encouraging him to develop Sonichu and Chris still doesn't get it. Good-night, Sweet Lumberjack, and flights of bourbon sing thee to thy rest ...
 
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STALKER said:
I dunno, I want to believe Bob was a nice guy but he does have several estranged children who did not go to his funeral. Chris's brother absolutely hated the guy but I don't think we ever found out why.
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Cole isn't the best metric to measure that, though. Have you ever read one of his film reviews? The best day of that man's life was when he finally managed to suck himself off. He rivals Chris in narcissism, so it wouldn't be at all surprising if he hated Bob over some tiny shit.
 
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Xochi said:
Cole isn't the best metric to measure that, though. Have you ever read one of his film reviews? The best day of that man's life was when he finally managed to suck himself off. He rivals Chris in narcissism, so it wouldn't be at all surprising if he hated Bob over some tiny shit.
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From Cole's emails to Chris:
The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates
 
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If the OP tribute didn't hit you right in the feels this will unless you are completely heartless:
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Chris Chan | Father's Letter | BasedShaman Review

Chris Chan | Father's Letter | BasedShaman Review - Chris Chan's Father Bob Chandler wrote him a letter sharing his hopes and dreams. Bob Chandler was a high...
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Especially read in a sexy smooth voice.

FFFFF
Everyone call up your dads (unless they are POSs) and wish them a happy father's day and thank them for not turning you into a Chris Chan
 
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I am curious; what is this about patents? Any one can file for a patent, so were his just stupid shit, or some thing useful?

Did he file them or was he merely involved? I've had family involved in major patents before and it's easy for the small guy to get screwed out of them. You try to show them to companies to get business, and your patent is pending. They file, and have more money, bam, fuck you, no patent.

So did Bob actually invent shit then? I can't imagine with their living conditions and relative wealth level that he could have ever filed a patent with any big company also trying to file on the same thing.
 
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Someone in a Tree said:
From Cole's emails to Chris:
The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is Bob's bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates
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Cole is just jealous that chris wasn't a bastard child like him , conceived in some whore house.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
I am curious; what is this about patents? Any one can file for a patent, so were his just stupid shit, or some thing useful?

Did he file them or was he merely involved? I've had family involved in major patents before and it's easy for the small guy to get screwed out of them. You try to show them to companies to get business, and your patent is pending. They file, and have more money, bam, fuck you, no patent.

So did Bob actually invent shit then? I can't imagine with their living conditions and relative wealth level that he could have ever filed a patent with any big company also trying to file on the same thing.
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If it's anything like the companies I worked for, he was probably assigned a task with a team ("design a control for a plastic molding machine"). He and the team did the task, and the company he worked for then filed a patent and put his (and his teammates') names on it. It's not like he just designed it out of grit in his basement.

It's a neat thing to have, but not as impressive as it sounds.
 
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That’s heartwarming. It’s like a child drawing a picture of their parents.

Granted in this case, it’s an emotionally disturbed man child who thinks Jesus is going to make his cartoon characters real. But it’s the thought that counts.
 
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idosometimes said:
Bob was a terrible father at least twice. His influence and power over Chris seems to have been minimal. 'Memba when Bob walked in on Chris? "Get away from the internet, I'm cutting in down right now"? He threatens to wake up Barb when he first comes in and later tells C-man to wake his mother up. His greatest assistance to Chris was getting him on welfare so Bob and Barb could steal part of it through making their mentally disabled child pay rent.

Being made into a poorly drawn checkerboard monster by his fag son and dumped into C-197 with his "grandchildren" who all cut their dicks off is more or less the eternity that Bob deserves.
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Hi, Cole. What are your thoughts on how Toy Story 4 looks?
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If it's anything like the companies I worked for, he was probably assigned a task with a team ("design a control for a plastic molding machine"). He and the team did the task, and the company he worked for then filed a patent and put his (and his teammates') names on it.
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Yeah, this. By all indications he was a perfectly fine engineer who did a perfectly fine job for his company, and created several original special-purpose devices as part of his work, but he wasn't some sort of modern-day Thomas Edison.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Arguably the best moment of our internet lumberjack
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I hope that one day a great human being will remove that gay fapping and repost the last part of the video in all it's glory. That is possibly the Chandler's greatest moment.

Not only is it funny by itself but it's the perfect coda to That is My House. Like the earlier video, Bob is standing to the left and Chris to the right, they're both tensed up with Bob pissed off while Chris is in turn defensive and impotently defiant.

Then when Bob has trouble turning off the computer and starts fumbling among the cables, it goes into overdrive. Just a beautiful video.

Bob, 14 BC is a less interesting place with you not around. RIP
 
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