Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

Only by life his true and honest hot Puerto Rican girlfriend.

Hopefully his 2D steins;gate Waifu doesn't get jealous competing against another fictional lay.

Ralph has somehow snookered himself pretty hard with this whole situation. If he doesn't fight for his riiights (to faaather) then he's gonna' look like an absolute cuck. If he does get paternity rights then gg trying to convert whatever shitcoin Libry uses into childsupport lmao.
 
Hopefully his 2D steins;gate Waifu doesn't get jealous competing against another fictional lay.

Ralph has somehow snookered himself pretty hard with this whole situation. If he doesn't fight for his riiights (to faaather) then he's gonna' look like an absolute cuck. If he does get paternity rights then gg trying to convert whatever shitcoin Libry uses into childsupport lmao.
A child raised by crypto. Truly, we live in a society.
 
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Faith reading to Xander the Kiwifarms thread on his pop.
 
Gator, I know you're reading this. You need to tell Ralph to buy a suit for Monday, he's gonna want to make a good impression on the judge. Find a dress shirt with the largest neck size possible, get that top button up and buy a proper tie, no clip-ons...don't leave Mr. West Memphis to his own devices. We know he can do it, he's gone it before and you could see his charisma levels rising...
Is he wearing sunglasses on the top of his head, or a skullcap? I presume the latter.
 
Has Ralph said anything about actually going to Cali since last night? I mean he got wasted, drove while extremely intoxicated and streamed it. He exhibited a lot of the behaviors I'm sure Vicker's lawyer would argue are harmful, he truly is a 60 IQ Ralphamale. As a bonus, if he doesn't show up that means he has officially

ABORTED THE XANDER RETORT AND JOSHUA CONNER MOON WINS!

 
"it's going to be very hard to break me, Vickers"
Ralph you fucking idiot, he doesn't care about buck breaking you, he just wants you to stay the fuck away and leave his family the fuck alone. You've done enough damage.
Ralph will break himself, whether it be due to his own exceptional actions or his astonishing and ever widening girth
 
Has Ralph said anything about actually going to Cali since last night? I mean he got wasted, drove while extremely intoxicated and streamed it. He exhibited a lot of the behaviors I'm sure Vicker's lawyer would argue are harmful, he truly is a 60 IQ Ralphamale. As a bonus, if he doesn't show up that means he has officially

ABORTED THE XANDER RETORT AND JOSHUA CONNER MOON WINS!

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Incredible, you know what? I just might be crazy enough to actually get this flag made.
 
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