Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

heathercho said:
Now, now calm your tits, I'm not insulting your precious imperial system. I merely am not used to writing it out in imperialcuck format.:heart-full:

Either way it still stands - if i were to stand next to someone 6'2ft or 6 feet tall/183cms and I'm about 153cms, it would be more noticeable than gunty here.

He's short, no doubt, and shaped like a viking's turd, but I just can't see how he'd be 5.1.

There's a pic of him standing next to Michelle Malkin, and she's 1.57 m give or take and he's taller than her - not by much, but still.
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he easily looks 5 1 did you not see him standing next to a fucking traffic cone and it coming up to his nipples

instythot said:
Fyi: 1 and 4 are right next to each other on any keypad. Easy typo to make for someone doing data entry
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it was also written though and according to ralph it wasnt a typing error it was a carbon copying error so that idea is out. ethan ralph is 5 1 or shorter, if he was taller hed have a non bs tape measuring where you can see his whole body.
 
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MeltyTW said:
he easily looks 5 1 did you not see him standing next to a fucking traffic cone and it coming up to his nipples


it was also written though and according to ralph it wasnt a typing error it was a carbon copying error so that idea is out. ethan ralph is 5 1 or shorter, if he was taller hed have a non bs tape measuring where you can see his whole body.
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What in the fuck is a carbon copying error that just fucks up the exact embarrassing digit on a fat manlet's paperwork
 
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What in the fuck is a carbon copying error that just fucks up the exact embarrassing digit on a fat manlet's paperwork
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lol he claims the extra "1" on "5'11" didnt leak through all the way to the bottom copy or copies, he also says he may not be 5 11 because even gaytor would have to call bs and says the police just took his word for his height, because police dont need the deets of violent druggied irrational criminals to be accurate lol
 
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MeltyTW said:
lol he claims the extra "1" on "5'11" didnt leak through all the way to the bottom copy or copies, he also says he may not be 5 11 because even gaytor would have to call bs and says the police just took his word for his height, because police dont need the deets of violent druggied irrational criminals to be accurate lol
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Weird. A fat drunk retard who took a breath holding contest with Jim seriously thought there was a chance anyone could believe that
 
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heathercho said:
There's a pic of him standing next to Michelle Malkin, and she's 1.57 m give or take and he's taller than her - not by much, but still.
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I don't think she is 1.57m. Look at the podium barely reaching up her to chest in the photos below with heels on! She look as if she is speaking to giants!

It is possible that she is below 1.5m or less than 5 feet tall. Like Adezero. I trust the police when they say that Ralph is 5'1".
 

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Funkmaster said:
Just do the photo thing, or record yourself stepping on a scale and show mirror. It's the simplest best way for most people to tell. Doing it this way the other way gives him an out.
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dude he did that before. there's a video of him TRR days where he's doing a measuring trick and people still think that's fake. nobody's ever going to be happy.
 
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instythot said:
Weird. A fat drunk retard who took a breath holding contest with Jim seriously thought there was a chance anyone could believe that
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apparently he was right because i keep having to explain to people ralph is full of shit. guess its hard to keep up with all the lore but there seems to be a lot of legit non guntguard or non socks or even people unsympathetic to ralph that didnt see or forget details and only have ralphs insistence to go by, pig is a terrible liar when he has to invent details but confidently just putting your bullshit out there and believing it because you desperately need to to cope that youre ralph is pretty dangerous and effective actually. ill be here forever explaining that ralph actually is a fat fuck even with 6 hour a day footage zoomed in on his greasy decomposing canned spongy ham face/head/neck/shoulder combo lump that he gives us just because ralph will straight faced insist that "dyd ah eva tell yew ahm ackchooalee 9'1 50 pounds gayta?" and will trick his dumb piggy mind into believing it.

even i sometimes forget people much more shameless than it intuitively seems possible exist and will peddle lies without skipping a beat either knowingly and or to convince themselves the haters are wrong

Null said:
dude he did that before. there's a video of him TRR days where he's doing a measuring trick and people still think that's fake. nobody's ever going to be happy.
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no ones ever going to be happy because every time he does obviously fake shit like just taking the end of a tape measure, putting it next to him without showing the full length of it, and saying that proves the height. i could find one that goes to 8 foot, cramp the end of it and put the 8 foot marker at my head doesnt make me 8 foot. its not really unreasonable schizo shit if hes actually proven to be the type of person to compulsively lie about shit for expediency or any amount of pettiness, i mean remember when you were a stand up guy before magically morphing into a child molester suddenly the moment you offended ralph?

Puck said:
Everyone's forgetting that in all these pictures ralph could be, and probably is, standing on a stool or something to make him seem taller
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i dont even think its necessarily ralph doing much to look taller on purpose for the photos, could just be a myriad of things including the others being manlets with inaccurate or even deceptively forged heights or inclines or something like that or him happening to be tip toeing a bit by coincidence, tons of variables.
 
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MeltyTW said:
i dont even think its necessarily ralph doing much to look taller on purpose for the photos, could just be a myriad of things including the others being manlets with inaccurate or even deceptively forged heights or inclines or something like that or him happening to be tip toeing a bit by coincidence, tons of variables.
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It's probably even simpler. People are crouching down to get the heads mostly aligned so the photo only looks funny due to the faces involved
 
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instythot said:
It's probably even simpler. People are crouching down to get the heads mostly aligned so the photo only looks funny due to the faces involved
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thats another thing, im always crouching down for photos and a big part of it is making people line up at similar heights like in graduation photos or bleacher pics. just all kinds of shit that make eyeballing it and saying "oh counter evidence btfo pig isnt 5'1" really silly.
 
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thats another thing, im always crouching down for photos and a big part of it is making people line up at similar heights like in graduation photos or bleacher pics. just all kinds of shit that make eyeballing it and saying "oh counter evidence btfo pig isnt 5'1" really silly.
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Really easy to for Ethan Ralph to disprove this with a live in horse. Stand against a wall with feet visible and a tape measure attached to the wall, have her take a photo or video. Also be holding a common standardized object such as a DVD case or ideally a vinyl record so the autists can verify he's not playing funny tape measure games
 
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waffle said:
Ralph's a manlet, but I'm not sure he's literally 5'1". Iit'd be an easy typo to make from 5'4" on a ten key. Every picture with somebody taller he's hanging on them to make him self taller and them shorter.
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Apparently the document was hand written.

In the absence of a reliable record of height, I will accept Riley's "you're five one bitch" as authoritative
 
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waffle said:
Ralph's a manlet, but I'm not sure he's literally 5'1". Iit'd be an easy typo to make from 5'4" on a ten key. Every picture with somebody taller he's hanging on them to make him self taller and them shorter.
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"well the perp got away"
"how officer?"
"well the violent drunkard wasnt actually a midget so we got the wrong person for rape-murder in the nth degree, yeah turns out blind jeff hit the wrong key again"
also ralph alleges it wasnt a typing error but a failure for the ink to seep through all the layers of a carbon copy form so we can actually dismiss that as a possibility, again were doing ralphs job when hes offered nothing in terms of proof besides a far fetched story. let me ask any of you who have been in custody or processes, did you have the wherewithal or the permissions to view and comb over every fine detail in the paper work from what type of recording apparatus they were using to proof checking it for errors? would you fucking care to notice or note these details when faced with felony assault on an officer charges?
 
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Lol people still talking about this pig's height.
He is 5'1'' until proven otherwise.

@PlasticOwls' post using a single vanishing point.

Mine using three perspective points to map an umbrella onto the same plane as the gunt, not a good one.

Mine using perspective points to find the vanishing point on a far better image, with an object of known typical height (traffic bollards)

This has been settled, he is a manlet and even if proven otherwise, let's just say he's 5'10'', still a manlet.
Imagine not being 6', trash genes.
 
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