08/10 CWC Podcast Interview - Internet Dream Lounge

[hotcheetospuffs]

cool, listening now!! thanks!!!

 

[Cuntster]

Count Graduon is a shitty villain, bring back classic Mary-Lee Walsh, none of this Slaweel Ryam bullshit.

Also fuck, marry, kill: Barb, Christine, Jessica.

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

New 54:00 Chris believes the reason why people are interested in following him is because he stood up against the original trolls and bounced back, becoming an example of how someone with a high functioning disability can stand up and fight against bullies.

He's...half right

 

[KM 749]

It's an interesting mentality that can allow someone like Chris to simultaneously worry about himself and his future once Barb is gone, yet feel he has the freedom to not take a job even if one was available for him.

His cognitive processes must be peculiar in order for him to believe that he doesn't need therapy when the current main villain in his ongoing comic book, Count Graduon, represents all the sadness, loneliness, and insecurity that he currently feels.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The part about Chris calling his earlier videos cringeworthy, and then less than a fortnight later, he makes two of the most cringe-worthy videos we've ever seen. Is Chris' mentality really, "this time, I will succeed"?

 

[Miss Walsh]

Sounds half way normal. Brings a tear to the eye, like a gamekeeper seeing that the warthogs are doing OK

 

[Cuntster]

The part about Chris calling his earlier videos cringeworthy, and then less than a fortnight later, he makes two of the most cringe-worthy videos we've ever seen. Is Chris' mentality really, "this time, I will succeed"?

The only reason why Chris finds his past videos cringeworthy is because it’s been drummed into him by trolls and other third parties over year and years. I don’t think he ever came to that realization himself, it’s just a knock-on effect from certain infamous videos becoming meme fodder. I don’t think he has the capacity to analyze his actions (past or present) and how he’s perceived by the outside world. It’s required years of trolls screaming JULAY and NOW NOW NOW NOW for him to figure out some of his past actions might be somewhat embarrassing, even then he’s probably more uncomfortable with the effect the videos had on his fans and not the content itself.

You’ll notice he finds the most popular memey videos the most cringeworthy even though lots of his more obscure stuff is infinitely worse.

 

[Asperchewy]

Chris pretty much admits that he retired after winning the Sega Sonic sweepstakes.

 

[JULAY]

Indulging the fat idiot about his delusions regarding being a woman, his Sonichu scribbles and not ever even attempting to get a job is really not doing him any favors. I can understand not wanting to push him so much that he totally shuts down, but frankly, a cold hard dose of reality is what would serve him best. He's a 35 year old man with a dying mother who needs to plan for the future, and not remain blissfully content with being a perpetual child, only dimly aware at best that the ride is over once Barblax kicks the bucket.

That said, this interview was immeasurably better than the one that the wee.ns a few months back did. Thanks for sharing it with us.

 

[Trashman]

For a non-journalist interviewing a notoriously hard autist to interview for an hour, this was very solid. I think the next interviewer to get the oppurtunity should develop a more interesting question set, or repurpose the one we developed for the aborted mailbag video so we don't have to resort to fuck marry kill or Anita Sarkeesian next time.

 

[CWCchange]

Chris recomended the anime NANA.
That anime is shit. It's just pure drama with no true resolve, it circulates the issues every time.

It's shōjo, and he picked it up from when he read the former U.S. manga anthology Shojo Beat, even writing to them for a column and it being answered. As it's name implies, it's intended audience is preteen girls.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Got a cute voice

I rated your post dumb before I listened and after I changed to agree.

10/10 cutie patootie would put my wiener in his booty

 

[Calooby]

If my dad was alive, and because of how good he was in that interview, I'd try and ask him what he wants for Christmas. RIP Santa.

 

[Hen in a tie]

It's shōjo, and he picked it up from when he read the former U.S. manga anthology Shojo Beat, even writing to them for a column and it being answered. As it's name implies, it's intended audience is preteen girls.

I read the manga, it was shit too. It's a fun premise but it's shit.

 

[Sanshain]

I take this as proof that Chris could function fairly competently in society if only he had the proper help, even at this stage in life.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Sounds like his life.

No way fam. This drama is like pure highschool level cliche niche drama.
The only way it relates to Chris at all is that it's a shit show that everyone literally does to themselves.

Spoiler: tl;dr it's a shit show

The preppy Nana gets cheated on once she moves to the city to be closer to her bf because bf wanted her to come but he then falls for a co-worker.
Then the same girl goes to bed with a famous band member(some how). She then dumps him because he's abusive and goes after one of the friends of the punk Nana. But then she gets pregnant by the other band member so that becomes a shit show. Oh and the preppy girl's best friend kept giving her shitty advice, all it did was escalate drama. Like they sided with her cheating bf.
Then the other Nana, punk Nana, has weird possessiveness. Literally no one gave her problems, she did it herself. she started all the problems with other people.

Not only that but the story did this weird "they're lesbians but nah" thing. Like the most symbolic thing was the fact the fact when they moved in together preppy Nana got them matching cups as a symbol of friendship. But then Punk Nana breaks them because she was pissed off that Prep got preggers from the Dick ban member because Punk Nana was "possessive".

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I've noticed lately he doesn't even try to have a female voice anymore.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

The part about Chris calling his earlier videos cringeworthy, and then less than a fortnight later, he makes two of the most cringe-worthy videos we've ever seen. Is Chris' mentality really, "this time, I will succeed"?

There's something hilarious about Chris calling something cringeworthy. Even when it's himself. It's almost like Chris forgot about more recent things like the lemon vagina pissing pink lemonade, the lesbian sleepover plan, the sex skills/spinaround video, or the fact that he has a fucking MLP unicorn horn.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Indulging the fat idiot about his delusions regarding being a woman, his Sonichu scribbles and not ever even attempting to get a job is really not doing him any favors. I can understand not wanting to push him so much that he totally shuts down, but frankly, a cold hard dose of reality is what would serve him best...

Kim Wilson pumps him full of cold hard reality every other day, not sure why this person would make any difference.

People tweet at Trump all the time, I guess maybe knowing they're yelling into a void, but it's just so funny to me that Chris, literally almost disabled by his autism, who can't really function in society--even Chris realizes how stupid it is to tweet your complaints and try to get a dig in...

Most people doing that don't really think Trump is reading their shit, they're just virtue signalling.

 

[nvrwastetree]

This is more what an interview with CWC should be. Chris has to be directed and prodded like the dumb cow that he is.

I really would like to know how his sweetie would help him and his mother. What does he expect out of a relationship?

The end is wrong. People dislike Chris. I dislike Chris. No one wants to be him. I think even a child would not want to grow up to be him. Playing video games all the time is not worth being a fat delusional selfish slob. Chris is perpetually a child with real interests or curiosities. He inhabits a world he made up 20 years ago and the only changes within it have been to include newer cartoons. He shows how selfish he is here when he says how he was upset with being banned by doops because he dislikes being banned from anything. Everything is about his needs and his wants.

And that's the exact reason why every relationship (if that ever happens, so far it hasn't) of his will crash. Chris only cares about one person, himself. Let's say JQ was 100% real, TRUE AND HONEST FULL D CUP BREASTS, OVERIES, AND ALL, and their "relationship" was a real one. I honestly do not think it would have lasted a week given how self centered and selfish Chris is. Shit, JQ could be in ICU with stage 4 breast cancer and all Chris would care about would be LEGO, Vidya, and how she's going to take care of him when she's discharged. I love it when Chris insists he has empathy when in reality, he either doesn't under the concept, or shit like this happens that clearly shows that in the end, all Chris cared about was his wants and needs.