[1-Jun-2019] Retrospective #4 - "To put a dent in my not tax situation"

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Jesus I cant take it anymore,he just watched a video of metal gear solid five where he spins the camera around for about 5 minutes and then activates a special type of vision on and off like one hundred times in a span of 2 minutes,all the while laughing like a manchild ACK ACK ACKING and BRAWAHING all over the place,kill me I cant take it anymore,stop being so cringe and un-funny phil for the love of god.

Edit: And at the end he said "that is still funny to this day,thats fucking funny" No its no re.tard.

Edit 2: And now he is saying he is just 12 pounds overweight. Sure phil,as if someone only 12lbs overweigth would have those massive tits.
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why does a man that never goes outside and interact with people care so much about whether or not internet people think hes fat?
 
bearsintrees said:
He's already committed to playing it after he's finished playing his current "JRPG" Phoenix Wright. (:_(
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I wonder his reason for doing this. He doesn't pay attention or care about story. The gameplay is too slow and requires thinking. My guess is he's hoping it'll be easy and he can use it for a 'Chill' stream.

I would kinda enjoy him playing VIII, I can imagine him rage quitting because of the junction system, having to manage every single stat while making sure you have the max amount of magic, would drive him mad.

Either that or the pacing, if he thought Metal Gear is bad for lengthy conversations...
 
DiabeticSP said:
Hell, if I was in his place, I'd surprise the audience with a full viewing of TIHYDP MGS3 and then announce a redemption run! "Haha, man I used to suck. But I'm gonna go back and give this game my all this time."

He'd make bank, the coward.
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The problem is that a narcissist thinks any constructive feedback is a personal attack.

DSP legitimately believes that Evil AJ has cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars because Evil AJ made DSP "look bad", so casual viewers won't come watch DSP play.
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
Jesus I cant take it anymore,he just watched a video of metal gear solid five where he spins the camera around for about 5 minutes and then activates a special type of vision on and off like one hundred times in a span of 2 minutes,all the while laughing like a manchild ACK ACK ACKING and BRAWAHING all over the place,kill me I cant take it anymore,stop being so cringe and un-funny phil for the love of god.

Edit: And at the end he said "that is still funny to this day,thats fucking funny" No its no re.tard.

Edit 2: And now he is saying he is just 12 pounds overweight. Sure phil,as if someone only 12lbs overweigth would have those massive tits.
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You guys not watching Phil incredible retrospective event are not losing anything,this quote is from the event thread. He is literally watching old gameplay videos that have nothing funny in them and skipping parts of them to see if there is anything of worth (there never is),also he is watching videos of him being a toxic manbaby and agreeing with himself instead of saying he has matured and would never act like that now. Its so boring and cringe it caused me physical pain.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
You guys not watching Phil incredible retrospective event are not losing anything,this quote is from the event thread. He is literally watching old gameplay videos that have nothing funny in them and skipping parts of them to see if there is anything of worth in them (there never is),also he is watching videos of him being a toxic manbaby and agreeing with himself instead of saying he has matured and would never act like that now. Its so boring and cringe it caused me physical pain.
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Yeah but he has made like $200 in tips. LET THE GREEN ROLL IN!
 
actually said:
He won EVO East a couple of times, I think. Most likely is he won smaller tournaments throughout the northeast. Technically true, but without any significance.
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All hail the king of retro..spective?

Also bear in mind even at the peak of his "success" ST was not the crown jewel hype machine of the FGC.. people had already moved on and while without question some really good players were still into it back then, the entrant numbers were minuscule compared to the likes of Third Strike, Marvel and even CvS2. By the time he tried to go to Japan in 2010 for SBO with Rambo, Howard and Damdai the US side of the tournament had like 20 participants max.. and Phil still never made it after months of practise on Howard's cabinets.
 
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He watched the Cup Noodles video without ever realizing why it's hilarious, and every single video that he's enjoyed has been because of a glitch in a game or because of Rambo and his ex-friends.

This stream really shows that Phil doesn't understand why his videos are entertaining, and also that he doesn't know HE IS NOT entertaining.

I'm also enjoying that we're now only watching boring ass Magfest vlogs because people baited him into possibly watching Pandalee videos, but Tevin got the event wrong, so we're just stuck.
 
PieceofShet said:
Slightly related but early in the tevin restream his paypig donated 777 dollars to him. Please dont tell dsp.
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Was it Turkey Burger, Eggbert or Take_A_Sip? All 3 are massive whales and seemingly spergs to be throwing that much money at a complete stranger. Turkey Burger is the only one that actually gives amounts over 500 dollars usually.
 
bearsintrees said:
He watched the Cup Noodles video without ever realizing why it's hilarious
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My favorite part was how near the end of the clip, after constant mockery from his chat, he acknowledged that he was eating ramen with a spoon. Then he tried to say with a straight face that "traditionally," ramen is meant to be eaten with a spoon (and chopsticks).

Of course he skipped through the hilarious parts with the Keurig and mug pouring though. What a weird dude.
 
DSP's Retrospective Events, summarized:

















Can't wait for his first Retrospective Retrospective Event.

Tatu Carreta2 said:
too bad you cut out the part where he autistically spins the camera for five minutes
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I didn't cut that out. I had a seizure from the hardcore autism on display and my head landed on the keyboard, stopping the recording.
 
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Comma said:
DSP's Retrospective Events, summarized:

Retrospective #4 Ackception June1-2019.mp4
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This is the part I was refering too a page earlier in my post,thank you,too bad you cut out the part where he autistically spins the camera for five minutes and the part at the end where he said "thats still funny to this day,thats fucking funny". Yeah Phil,you activated a particular vision in the game and spinned the camera,you are hilarious.
 
Salubrious said:
He said during the prestream that all TIHYDP videos are slanderous because they take things out of context and make him look bad. It's one of the reasons he claims that his Youtube channel is doing as poorly as it is; people watch the TIHYDP videos making him look bad cause them to not watch his own channel.
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you'd think because he likes to hear himself talk so much he would actually watch a TIHYDP, and explain why it's OUT OF KHANTEXT DOOD

he knows he has nothing and all he would say is OUT OF KHANTEXT OKAY/SOUND GOOD? or ITS A JOKE DOOD! over and over


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you know what's funny about his "i'm not racist, they were jokes" thing?
it makes it worse
if it's just a stupid bigot, he's a stupid bigot. we can laugh at that and move on.

but the fact that he can't even tell a good racy joke, or tell a racy joke well
that just hurts for someone who makes himself out as an "entertainer"

for example, the "last nazi in space joke" it made no sense. what do jews and nazis have to do with dead space 2 (i think it was that game)?
and his CHIKY CHANG CHARLIE WANG? the fuck? and then he ends it with that annoyed "shut the fuck up".. how is it a joke?
 
big ups liquid richard said:
Was it Turkey Burger, Eggbert or Take_A_Sip? All 3 are massive whales and seemingly spergs to be throwing that much money at a complete stranger. Turkey Burger is the only one that actually gives amounts over 500 dollars usually.
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No no no you're only a sperg if you give Phil money. Tevin deserves that cash because....well he isn't Phil I can tell you that much.
 
I popped into the stream to hear him complaining that the "negativity" that formed around him in 2013 got him booted from appearing at Magfest.

I abruptly left cuz I couldn't take it, but returned to fulfill my morbid curiosity.

Re-entering the stream, Phil is reminiscing on a "three hour, four hour" booze-filled road-trip. We are told that the alcohol in the car was fine cuz it was only his friends who were drinking. As the designated driver it was Phil, whose doctor had warned him against driving on highways, should his debilitating spinal injury cause a sudden spasm, who was safely behind the wheel

















As the stream continues, this message appears in chat
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No Mods are paying attention, forcing Phil to clear everything himself
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
This is such a sad stream. I swear the only person who finds Phil funny is Phil. He loves these "retrospectives" since they're just pure ego stroking.
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And because he gets free money from dumbasses like sambuca2020 (who has given at least $75 today between cheers and tips) while literally just watching old videos that other people picked out for him. It's literally the lowest effort possible short of just sitting and staring at the camera....which is what he did yesterday, more or less.

Bubba Bubbles said:
Please tell me he wasn't hinting that he might play it?
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bearsintrees said:
He's already committed to playing it after he's finished playing his current "JRPG" Phoenix Wright. (:_(
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Bubba Bubbles said:
I wonder his reason for doing this. He doesn't pay attention or care about story. The gameplay is too slow and requires thinking. My guess is he's hoping it'll be easy and he can use it for a 'Chill' stream.

I would kinda enjoy him playing VIII, I can imagine him rage quitting because of the junction system, having to manage every single stat while making sure you have the max amount of magic, would drive him mad.

Either that or the pacing, if he thought Metal Gear is bad for lengthy conversations...
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Someone gave him the PSN credit for it (SHOCKER). That's why he's playing it. And he won't ragequit shit--he has his chat and guides galore to tell him exactly how to min-max this shit. It will be boring as fuck, and the only real possibility is a wage/boredquit.
 
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And because he gets free money from dumbasses like sambuca2020 (who has given at least $75 today between cheers and tips) while literally just watching old videos that other people picked out for him. It's literally the lowest effort possible short of just sitting and staring at the camera....which is what he did yesterday, more or less.





Someone gave him the PSN credit for it (SHOCKER). That's why he's playing it. And he won't ragequit shit--he has his chat and guides galore to tell him exactly how to min-max this shit. It will be boring as fuck, and the only real possibility is a wage/boredquit.
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He rage quit Persona 3 on easy mode. It's not out of the realm of possibility.
 
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