[10/27/16] Phil Thinks He is a Walking Dead - He Surely Smells Like One

[Positron]

Doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Maybe he ate him?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think this is an attempt to make another suicide threat without outright making one - he's figured out that shit doesn't work so perhaps the implied thought of suicide by association of thoughts of death, etc. being put out there will somehow work instead, because the word 'suicide' isn't explicitly used. Phil is a very literal 'what it says on the tin' kind of idiot after all.

 

[SP 199]

Talk to us Phil, we're here for you

 

[Rou]

Golly, don't you have your head mates?

 

[pozilei]

Otter failure? Leave adorable otters out of this you crazy tranny!!

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"can someone do a gofundme for me?" - Holy shit, is the laziest fucking troon of all time? It's called gofundme not gofundyou.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Talk to us Phil, we're here for you

I would not mind if Phil were to help dox these two other uggos.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I can only hope he ends up like Glenn.

"Xochi I...I'll find...you."


-- Phil

 

[FisterSister]

As much as I want to believe Phil has Cotard Delusions, this is probably just him trying to get attention.

 

[Smutley]

I think this is an attempt to make another suicide threat without outright making one - he's figured out that shit doesn't work so perhaps the implied thought of suicide by association of thoughts of death, etc. being put out there will somehow work instead, because the word 'suicide' isn't explicitly used. Phil is a very literal 'what it says on the tin' kind of idiot after all.

He's done this before. Around the time of his Gamergate Drive-By Lie, he was making these status updates about his future suicidal ideations.

 

[moorhen]

This is proof he still checks the farms, someone mentioned Cotard Delusion in Chloe Sagals thread recently and now he mysteriously has it.

 

[Twrx]

Suicide threats didn't work, maybe vauge suicide threats will work.

 

[Flareon]

As much as I want to believe Phil has Cotard Delusions, this is probably just him trying to get attention.

Damn. Beat me to it. He's definitely going to start claiming he has that disorder, too

 

[Ambivalenz]

"i will no longer be a male since tim was a complete and otter (lol) failure as a male it´s time for jane to take over so goodbye tim and hello jane"

Shitty grammar aside, but I love this sentence so much, coz it´s so fucking telling. Totally convinced his life will be better soon. Like hell no.

 

[RI 360]

Phil got cucked

 

[4Macie]

"i will no longer be a male since tim was a complete and otter (lol) failure as a male it´s time for jane to take over so goodbye tim and hello jane"

Shitty grammar aside, but I love this sentence so much, coz it´s so fucking telling. Totally convinced his life will be better soon. Like hell no.

A lot of the trans cows say shit like "I was a terrible male so obviously I'll be a great female". And they say it like the believe it. I love how Tim goes from "don't call me Tim!! I'm Jane now!" And then immediately starts using Tim as his name in all the funding/begging stuff he does.

As for Phil.... I thought a girlfriend and home was all he needed to be happy.

 

[Ray Streip]

Seems like getting a place of his own was the worst thing he's ever done to himself

 

[pozilei]

A lot of the trans cows say shit like "I was a terrible male so obviously I'll be a great female". And they say it like the believe it.

yeah, it looks like a pattern: they think all their personal, professional, financial, psychological, etc. failures will be magically cured/erased by taking on a new identity (as the opposite sex)

 

[Male Idiot]

Well he surely could cosplay as a zombie, he got the mindless stare and the overwhelming stink already up! Just needs some ketchup splattered over his tranny ass of a face.

 

[AnOminous]

I know which zombie he is, too.

Spoiler

Add some shitty tattoos and a bondage collar and the resemblance is perfect. Phil's a little uglier, though.