[10/27/16] Phil Thinks He is a Walking Dead - He Surely Smells Like One

Positron said:
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Where is the 'girlfriend' when you need an ear?
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The Balking Dead
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I've said it before, but that's why I think Phil is always squeaking angry -- he can't truly live the dream of being a bike-riding latinx goddess in a perpetual cheese coma.
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You forgot Truvada whore!
Positron said:
It's just a feeling of chronic boredom, common among people with no jobs, no friends, no responsibilities, and no mentally-stimulating adult hobbies.
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Yes, that and Phil is so damn transparent he could double as a filthy window. Phil was so hopped up about being put on preventative measures against HIV to suit his "hooker" lifestyle, yet after the ogre known formerly as Johnathan dumped him for a new, less ugly model, he is suddenly sad. You would think that with his truvada fantasy, he would be too busy to mourn over gravy tears, and that he would get on with his life as truckstop glory hole diva.
No, the only real thing Phil had going for him was looking forward to having sex with a pile of sleaze that looked as if he was commissioned by Nintendo to be the newest addition to the Donkey Kong family.

AnOminous said:
The Figging Dead.
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So, Phil's method of viral transmission is launching dirty figs at people during a tirade where people deny him money ;better than Stephen King.
 
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Yeah, it seems like he may have actually had better mental health when he was "houseless." In a way, it makes sense: the constant feeling that you could at any time be vulnerable to the elements can make you feel more alive and alert. Now, he's got no job and nothing to do all day. He's looking at years and years, doing ... nothing of worth whatsoever. He feels dead because he realizes that at this point he's already contributed anything to society he might have, and from here on out it's just leeching all the way to the grave. Even if he doesn't take care of his health and eats fast food, he's looking at 30+ years of it.

When he kills himself, he'll blame transphobia, but the truth is, anyone in Phil's situation -- basically able to do some basic job but workshy and got a tugboat -- will end up suicidally depressed. Human beings aren't meant to sit around and do nothing all day long. It will quite literally drive a normal person insane, and Phil wasn't exactly an everyman to begin with.
 
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Of course he identifies with The Jigsaw Killer, a worthless piece of shit who tortures helpless people under some twisted pretext of "teaching".
But, what is this "office" thing? Is "office" where they sell knives and baseball bats?
 
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Well, I guess Phil can go to costume parties as a "rotting corpse" and he might win a door prize for accuracy.

And as for people to talk to? I know he got in contact with Dusty this year, but did they ever burn those bridges for good?
 
I really think having housing is causing him to chimp more then ever before.

My theory is Phil has always been able to run away the past few years, go off the grid a bit whenever it got to much. but now he feels trapped, and he knows we know where he lives. so what should be a sense of security and safety being under a roof and 4 walls is instead a feeling of imminent danger with no where to go. despite all his rage he's still a potato in a cage.
 
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