11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

Pointless Sperg said:
Prosecutors always offer a bargain. It saves a ton of time, effort and money. Sometimes the offer is crappy enough that the defense still risks going to trial, but generally it's a significant improvement over what they would be facing otherwise. Remember, plea bargains are usually not a mercy to the accused -- they are a mercy to the taxpayer. If they bring too much to trial, they either have to raise taxes or raise public debt, or they run out of money and have to let other criminals go free because they can't afford to prosecute them anymore.

Chris is high profile in tiny Greene County, so they can afford to spend a little more attention on him, but they do have more serious crimes to deal with too.
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Agreed on all points, but there is an incentive for the prosecutor to play hardball here:

A high profile slam-dunk trial of a tranny raping his elderly mother and getting hit with a long sentence would probably help the prosecutor's re-election chances in a place like Bumblefuck, VA.
 
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JULAY said:
Agreed on all points, but there is an incentive for the prosecutor to play hardball here:

A high profile slam-dunk trial of a tranny raping his elderly mother and getting hit with a long sentence would probably help the prosecutor's re-election chances in a place like Bumblefuck, VA.
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Sadly, it seems that no one is going to throw a book at Chris. I wish they would, since this degenerate should be isolated from society and raped by a bunch of niggos, but keep in mind that Chandlers' history is basically state repeatedly putting a band aid on a rotting wound. Expecting that they aren't going to fail again is rather naive. They will put tard back into his dumpster home and hope that Barb dies before he will get caught again.
 
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It continues to intrigue me that he’s stopped saying exactly what he did with Barb. Presumably, this call is another instance where someone is trying to get him to say what “soul bonding” is but he evaded the question.

His lawyer has gotten it through his skull not to confess openly to his crimes at a minimum. That’s likely just wise either way, but it makes we wonder if his attorney might go as far as claiming that incest never happened and that it’s all a big misunderstanding caused by an exceptional individual purposefully twisting or misunderstanding events.

I don’t think that even trying that angle is likely, but it is consistent with Chris’s newfound refusal to discuss (or brag about,) details. Either way, it points to him being very much aware of his situation and changing his behavior to try to avoid the harshest sentence
 
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
It continues to intrigue me that he’s stopped saying exactly what he did with Barb. Presumably, this call is another instance where someone is trying to get him to say what “soul bonding” is but he evaded the question.

His lawyer has gotten it through his skull not to confess openly to his crimes at a minimum. That’s likely just wise either way, but it makes we wonder if his attorney might go as far as claiming that incest never happened and that it’s all a big misunderstanding caused by an exceptional individual purposefully twisting or misunderstanding events.

I don’t think that even trying that angle is likely, but it is consistent with Chris’s newfound refusal to discuss (or brag about,) details. Either way, it points to him being very much aware of his situation and changing his behavior to try to avoid the harshest sentence
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I wonder if Barb might be refusing to cooperate as well. For all the bad things that have happened to her, her income's been cut in half, not to mention whatever Chris was getting from paypigs.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
I think when he gets out, he should start a prison/jail cooking channel on Youtube.
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It'll just be Kay's cooking only as Chris and prison.
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I wonder if Barb might be refusing to cooperate as well. For all the bad things that have happened to her, her income's been cut in half, not to mention whatever Chris was getting from paypigs.
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Wonder what Barb's eating after Chris's arrest. Unlike most grandmas, she's too lazy to cook of her own, let alone can't because the kitchens full of garbage.
 
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It's remarkable how day by day Chris seems to be exploring more and more distant reaches of despicableness. Prison has crystalized his worst attributes. He's at the point now where I can't even picture him in normal society. Can you imagine how talk like this would go over at his old church, with the neighbors, or with people at the mall? It's only been a few months and he's degenerated into not being at all functional in society. When he does eventually get out, behavior like this is going to get him either punched out or slapped right back in cuffs, or both.
 
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Grog said:
Remember when we said the hard reality of being jailed might be what finally makes him snap out of this retardschizoautistic trance? Yeah...
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I don't remember who said it but here's the paraphrase:
Chris knew he won't have a happy ending after Barb's death. So he has two choices: Homelessness or Prison. He chose the latter because he'd rather lose his freedom than having responsibilities like adults do, also free food and shelter.
 
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