11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

I think laws against incest go back thousands of years and span almost every culture. It's one of those things society finds naturally abhorrent and probably stays on the books for that reason.
Hey, cool it with the Islamophobia.
Cousin marriage, or "consanguinity" (marriages among couples who are related as second cousins or closer), is allowed and often encouraged throughout the Middle East, and in other Muslim countries worldwide such as Pakistan. As of 2003, an average of 45% of married couples were related in the Arab world.
 
He's already cracked, he thinks he's Jesus. He's only going to get crazier and crazier the more mental pressure he's under.
This is larping and cope.

Just a random thought. Given how Chris is now a religious nut and has dropped the shrilly high-pitcher voice he had been doing, do you reckon he’s dropped the whole transgender shtick?
People might be overestimating how much of it is a shtick. It’s gone on for a really long time.

Hey, cool it with the Islamophobia.

Ilhan Omar has joined the chat.
 
He keeps bringing up his comics but hasn't shared any of the stories. It has got to be the most inane self-serving nonsense...his magnus opus as it were. Couple that with the goddess diaries and we have a bestseller on own hands.

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Just a random thought. Given how Chris is now a religious nut and has dropped the shrilly high-pitcher voice he had been doing, do you reckon he’s dropped the whole transgender shtick?

He's still using "Mrs." and "Christine", and apparently a bra was one of the things that he bought from commissary, so I think that he's still pretty committed to it. You do have a point though about the voice, though - in this call it doesn't sound as shrill, flamboyant, and cartoonish like it had been in the past.
 
Just a random thought. Given how Chris is now a religious nut and has dropped the shrilly high-pitcher voice he had been doing, do you reckon he’s dropped the whole transgender shtick?
I vaguely recall that in the earlier letter, he said that God is fine with transgenderism for some reason.

Wonder what Barb's eating after Chris's arrest. Unlike most grandmas, she's too lazy to cook of her own, let alone can't because the kitchens full of garbage.
What would Chris have actually "cooked" for her to begin with, beyond crap like "Butterbeer" which was basically just flat soda mixed with various other sources of processed sugar? (Not to mention that Chris probably doesn't wash his hands after he jacks off before touching the cooking utensils).

She could just starve herself and her life expectancy would probably still be higher than it would if she tried any of Chris' "cooking".
 
He keeps bringing up his comics but hasn't shared any of the stories. It has got to be the most inane self-serving nonsense...his magnus opus as it were. Couple that with the goddess diaries and we have a bestseller on own hands.
Chris said that his 100+ of comics is already published in another dimension. I think he just fantasizes of being a comic writer than doing the actual writing.
The godes diary however must be in the hand of a kiwi or the cwcki, or else someone will try to put it on auction.
 
Agreed on all points, but there is an incentive for the prosecutor to play hardball here:

A high profile slam-dunk trial of a tranny raping his elderly mother and getting hit with a long sentence would probably help the prosecutor's re-election chances in a place like Bumblefuck, VA.
The whole case also makes the town and county itself look bad because it is such stereotypical hillbilly bullshit. Having it go away quietly with a plea deal avoids all that bad publicity.
Cousin incest doesn't cause the level of birth defects that Muslims have.
It does over several generations if it is a consistent practice. That's why the European royal families were so genetically degenerate (as well as degenerate in other ways).
 
It does over several generations if it is a consistent practice. That's why the European royal families were so genetically degenerate (as well as degenerate in other ways).
The Hapsburg men married their daughters off to cousins after they knocked them up just as current day Muslims still do.
 
He keeps bringing up his comics but hasn't shared any of the stories. It has got to be the most inane self-serving nonsense...his magnus opus as it were. Couple that with the goddess diaries and we have a bestseller on own hands.

Sponsor his kickstarter for the limited faecesmeared blessings editon
Narcissism and lazyness, mixed together with immaturity and autism. That's how we get those wonderful ramblings from Chris lol!

he still calls trolls pretending to be his gf 'theoretical exes' lmfao
It's his narcissistic, autistic worldview. His ego is so fucking bloated that it blocks him from admitting this and other failures of his, he only straight up admits them when he couldn't be seen as anything but the victim, like with the Idea Guys extorting him for thousands!
 
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People might be overestimating how much of it is a shtick. It’s gone on for a really long time.
In Chris's head, it isn't a schtick, he genuinely does believe in being transgender, but more because he thinks being female legitimately is the solution to a lot of problems when really it's just made them worse. Not that he has the capacity to actually recognize this makes his own comics non-canon since he straight up had his blood be the cure for homosexuality in the future...when currently he identifies as A LESBIAN.
I vaguely recall that in the earlier letter, he said that God is fine with transgenderism for some reason.
I mean, Chris literally does believe he is in some way (multiple actually) some form of almighty God. His whole Merge shit is basically Fringe style Armageddon and violently forcing dimensions together and rebuilt in his own image of a retarded cartoon world.
Chris said that his 100+ of comics is already published in another dimension. I think he just fantasizes of being a comic writer than doing the actual writing.
In which case we have come full circle right back to the golden age where Chris basically was the 'idea guy' and wanted other people to do all the hard work.
 
In which case we have come full circle right back to the golden age where Chris basically was the 'idea guy' and wanted other people to do all the hard work.
Even if he has the crew to do the work. He's still lazy to come up with something, better off hiring a ghost writer for him. To Chris, as long as it looks good and doesn't portray his "good guy" characters negatively, it's okay in his book.

From my experience, being the "idea guy" on the production team is unfullfilling. Unless you're a lazy leech, you will feel like nothing compared to artists and programmers who spend their time to create a product.
 
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