11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I think "paying tribute to his lovers" refers to how Chris believes himself to be getting it on with one of his hedgehog harem. This dumb ass motherfucker got Chris to record himself fucking Magi-Chan or Cryzel or Silvana or Mewtwo while singing a stale meme.
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From Urban dictionary:

Top definition
cum tribute
The act of cumming on a printed picture

This was the kind of tribute he was likely doing.

the autist of dojima said:
The moment chris life went to down the shitter is the moment he designed sonichu and went on his boyfriend free girl quest
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Pretty much. Prior to Sonichu, he was sorta some weirdo autistic slacker who was obsessed with Sanic and Pokémon. Prior to Sonichu's creation I can't think of anything that Chris did that would make him a lolcow. He really started going off the deep end after the "Song of Christian" video and his later High School days.

Cpt_Autismo said:
I known, but the shit show had at least plateaued for a few years on just creeping on girls over twitter. Then came his last troll sweetheart in the form quinn which leads us to CPU girls, Idee guys and constant new content after years of drought.
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I remember when the whole Doopie saga was going on, that reminded me of Classic Chris. Quinn was boring because she was another one of those control trolls that wanted to control Chris and all the good content she got from him.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
@The Captain how many times did you tell us they wouldn't be back?
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Almost every post he replied to about them. So either Chris lied to @The Captain about not being in contact with them anymore, but turned right around and contacted them again because of "soul crushing lonliness", as well as then validating Chris delusions.

Chris is a pathological liar, and will say/do whatever it takes for you to get off his back. @The Captain I think it's in your best interest to cut ties with Chris, don't let him down gently either when or if you tell him that you know he's been lying about not talking to Wise/Boyd the whole time. I'm afraid the time for sympathy is over, as said before, Chris is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. It's time for him to figure out this happy horse shit on his own.
 
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This isn't even close to novel. Didn't registering here at one point involve seeing a gif of Chris fucking a blow up doll? I mean this dude has more sex videos out than Sasha Grey. The only mildly novel thing, I guess, is having a dead meme song involved. At that point, why even bother?

Like, at this point, I think basically everyone would admit that exploiting Chris is pretty fucked up as dude is clearly batshit insane. It is like bragging about beating a blind person at I Spy, who like 70 other non-blind people have already beaten at I Spy. But if you are gonna try, at least attempt something original.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
So how does this troll have access to this video if you've never released it?
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Good question.

A few possibilities:
  1. Chris gave it to the current idea guys himself because he's a retard. This is possible, but I think it'd require said idea guys to specifically request it.
  2. Wise and Boyd have been leaking this shit to other people and it's already out there somewhere.
  3. It's Wise and Boyd themselves. I don't think this is likely for various reasons, but it's not impossible.
nvrwastetree said:
Almost every post he replied to about them. So either Chris lied to @The Captain about not being in contact with them anymore, but turned right around and contacted them again because of "soul crushing lonliness", as well as then validating Chris delusions.

Chris is a pathological liar, and will say/do whatever it takes for you to get off his back. @The Captain I think it's in your best interest to cut ties with Chris, don't let him down gently either when or if you tell him that you know he's been lying about not talking to Wise/Boyd the whole time. I'm afraid the time for sympathy is over, as said before, Chris is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. It's time for him to figure out this happy horse shit on his own.
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I'm pretty sure it's not Wise and Boyd again.
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Almost every post he replied to about them. So either Chris lied to @The Captain about not being in contact with them anymore, but turned right around and contacted them again because of "soul crushing lonliness", as well as then validating Chris delusions.

Chris is a pathological liar, and will say/do whatever it takes for you to get off his back. @The Captain I think it's in your best interest to cut ties with Chris, don't let him down gently either when or if you tell him that you know he's been lying about not talking to Wise/Boyd the whole time. I'm afraid the time for sympathy is over, as said before, Chris is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. It's time for him to figure out this happy horse shit on his own.
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So long as whatever comes is entertaining, I'm game.
 
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The Giver said:
This isn't even close to novel. Didn't registering here at one point involve seeing a gif of Chris fucking a blow up doll? I mean this dude has more sex videos out than Sasha Grey. The only mildly novel thing, I guess, is having a dead meme song involved. At that point, why even bother?

Like, at this point, I think basically everyone would admit that exploiting Chris is kinda fucked up as dude is clearly batshit insane. It is like bragging about beating a blind person at I Spy, who like 70 other non-blind people have already beaten at I Spy. But if you are gonna try, at least attempt something original.
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But you don't get it dude. This guy has complete control of a retards life. We'll never stop him from making Chris jerk off or have phone sex with him for hours. WE GOT OWNED
 
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Marvin said:
  • Wise and Boyd have been leaking this shit to other people and it's already out there somewhere.
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This seems overwhelmingly likely imo. Every idiot who has ever browsed this site could figure out how to get in touch with them easily enough. They have no qualms about fucking with Chris and nothing, really, to lose by doing so, esp in this sort of indirect way.
 
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Marvin said:
No, this was from the original Wise and Boyd idea guy shit from late last year / early this year.
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Do you mean the video itself is left over from the last series of attacks? Sorry, I'm getting a little confused here.
 
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