11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

[Shibaru]

I doubt it, it oddly coincides with the Shrek thing he's doing.

True, he was playing All Star in the Background, but still he really didn't need to do it because it won't make it into the video anyway.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Just sorta puts an exclamation mark on the idea that it's basically pointless to try and 'protect' Chris from the trolls. As long as he's online, this is gonna happen.

It's time to put on pikes. I didn't need to see Chris fucking something again.

You're mad at someone else because you clicked a post called "Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off"?

 

[Haunter]

That and they know the only way they can get in any trouble, is if Chris got off his lazy fatass for once in his life and drove to the police station to file a report. I mean, this is the guy who walked a 16 miles round trip from his house to the post office. But then again, doing so would take away precious time, time he could use for you know, furthering his tarded delusions about a non existent dimensional merge.

Chris has gone to the police.

From the closed "Null's Gambit" thread here: "He went to the police and filed a report like we asked, he's going to bring it up with the counsellors now, what exactly do you think he can or should do?"

 

[Mason Verger]

All I can say is, I'm glad Chris is willing to give blowjobs and not handjobs.
Ouch..

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris has gone to the police.

From the closed "Null's Gambit" thread here: "He went to the police and filed a report like we asked, he's going to bring it up with the counsellors now, what exactly do you think he can or should do?"

That's something I'm going to take with a grain of salt. There are times when Chris gets nagged or feels annoyed that he will do/say whatever to appease said person who's annoying him so they will leave him along and go away.

 

[fiu0cm]

I'm convinced winning the Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes cursed Chris.

Having shitty old parents and living in a rural town cursed Chris.

You're mad at someone else because you clicked a post called "Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off"?

To be fair, the original thread title was "Return of Idea Guys?"

 

[Eichsterd123]

Those blankets will end up on Ebay.

and someone will buy them

 

[Happy Pumpkin]

I'm predicting Chris will end up on the sex offender's registry in 2020 for wanking it in a women's restroom to the Titanic soundtrack with a Sonichu-themed buttplug up his ass.

Implying Chris will still be alive by 2020

 

[seriously hes around]

So, you are hoarding content?

Wow, to think we could have been watching this jerk off video months ago.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I didn't watch that and judging by the comments I'm glad I didn't.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

True, he was playing All Star in the Background, but still he really didn't need to do it because it won't make it into the video anyway.

Also, I think it's funny that people discuss him not being a real tranny, yet there's a video dropped of him masturbating with ugly, misshapen tumors on his chest.

I didn't watch that and judging by the comments I'm glad I didn't.

You'd be really disgusted to see how terrible his body has become since the "I've got a fish video".

 

[Someone in a Tree]

The twist is that the only way to watch him finish is to be a Patreon supporter at the $10 tier. You also get access to a post-jerk off discussion panel hosted by Chris Hardwick.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Put it this way, Chris actually needs a bra now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Put it this way, Chris actually needs a bra now.

For his forehead, maybe.

 

[Datiko]

Those aren't womanly tits. His chest is the natural evolution of his fat shitty body. He always had that strange chest shape.

I'm not gonna lie though, seeing an autistic man climax to snash mouth in a children's room got a chuckle out of me.

 

[Nick Ger]

Imagine Barb straring blankly at a section of the horde, never blinking, with a void smile as her son's tone deaf cries of agony permeate the residence yet fail to provoke any emotion in her demented state.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Imagine Barb straring blankly at a section of the horde, never blinking, with a half-demented smile as her son's tone deaf cries of agony permeate the residence yet fail to provoke any emotion in her demented state.

Lol, you're describing Chris' infancy.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Correct. Most of the Wise and Boyd content isn't getting dropped. I don't know, maybe if it became part of the court record? Otherwise probably not.

Well it seems like they're gonna drop it all themselves.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Well it seems like they're gonna drop it all themselves.

Won't be long before we get to see Chris take a shit.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm actually just here to fuck dogs and meet new dogs.

And don't forget cats!