I am a nigger
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11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys
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Because this video was one Wise and Boyd got Chris to do.
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Why does Chris look and sound so pained in this video? Jerking off is supposed to feel good.
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I doubt it, it oddly coincides with the Shrek thing he's doing.
So, you are hoarding content?
Subconcious Offense
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There is no way I can top the actual video.
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He's been on hormones for awhile. He probably has pretty bad erectile dysfunction.
Nick Ger
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I'm pretty sure that's not how real women masturbate. hmmm
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Last time I went down on him it worked, even if it was like trying to wrangle a bendy straw.
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Estrogen really hasn't done him any favours. He's built like a refrigerator on stilts, with a tiny Hank Hill ass. It's made him fatter in all the places a woman wouldn't want fat to be.
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Why are we just hearing this after the tweet?
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Wait until Jacob meets Chris in person
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Correct. Most of the Wise and Boyd content isn't getting dropped. I don't know, maybe if it became part of the court record? Otherwise probably not.
zap2theextreme
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I think everyone is getting CWC fatigue here, so whoever Magi-chan is can you cut to the chase, and get him to shit on the McDonalds counter or whatever you have planned so we can get him the mental healthcare he actually needs
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Wouldn't that just mean it takes him longer? It wouldn't hurt him.
The whole video has such a weird energy to it. I'm fully okay with "hoarding content" if it's just this kind of shit, it doesn't need to be out there.
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Lol where have you been fam? They've been hoarding content for years. How long have they had the recording of Chris crying after Bob died? I mean, I don't want them to release that and I don't think they should ever release it, but it is content and has been hoarded for years. That there is hoarded CWC content is not exactly a secret
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I hope they're not reading this thread and I REALLY hope they don't post the video of Chris hitting Barb..
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That and they know the only way they can get in any trouble, is if Chris got off his lazy fatass for once in his life and drove to the police station to file a report. I mean, this is the guy who walked a 16 miles round trip from his house to the post office. But then again, doing so would take away precious time, time he could use for you know, furthering his tarded delusions about a non existent dimensional merge.
Come on now, certain Chris content not intended for regular board users here have always been hoarded, never to be released. Even though its not mentioned alot anymore, there is still a "inner circle" that filters what we can/can't see.
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I honestly feel terrible for Chris. I still have hope that one day he'll get his life together, but things just get worse and worse...
I'm convinced winning the Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes cursed Chris.
I'm convinced winning the Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes cursed Chris.
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I believe these videos were mentioned when the Wise and Boyd stuff was revealed.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think Chris is really very aware of his body. I think he thinks if he beats it harder, excessively, it'll work better. He's also pretty desperate to please Wise+Boyd so they don't nuke cwcville with their moon lasers.