11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

[Uncle Warren]

Is Chris getting better?

His singing sure isn't.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

This is going to end badly for Chris isn't it.

 

[GS 281]

I nominate "You lose farms!" for random text.

You know you're winning when you're having a low-finctioning retard jacking off for you while singing Shrek's theme.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

You know you're winning when you're having a low-finctioning retard jacking off for you while singing Shrek's theme.

You know you're low functioning when you think there's anything to 'win' at all regarding Chris.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

America's favorite game of Kick the Autistic has evolved to a whole new level:

"Magi-chan Masquerader Meme-loaded Mind-link Masturbation"

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

I find Chris' lack of an ass the most distressing part of the video.

 

[Mason Verger]

You know, Quinn was brought up and I always felt dumb for wanting to ask, but fuck it:

Was Quinn actually a real person? I know the Wiki indicates her photos may have been faked. If they weren't, legit, girl looked decent, and the Feeder/Feedee scene is -weird- my friends/notfriends/whateverthefuck.

Now I have to powerlevel a bit to show why Chris would really need institutional level care and not just supervision. On a Discord I'm an admin on, we actually have a member who is frankly a whackjob. Autistic, very delusional. <As in they randomly announce they are a loli mousegirl who wants dick. Likely, legitimately, aggressively so>. Then other days? Normal human. Easily triggered, etc, etc. They live in a supervised apartment set up. I don't know the details on how that works, but they can leave when ever they want, and don't need to report in.

The caretakers in such situations exist pretty much to make sure they get their weekly shopping and doctor appointments, can go to pay bills, etc. We found out just how little oversight there is when they randomly fucking left their apartment with just a shirt, pants, shoes, and walked 5 miles, and it was snowing..to get a pizza. I ended up making sure the owner of the discord got her number and we quickly chipped in to pay for her cab.

Her supervisor? Never even answered her phone, because the Supervisors aren't required to do so. Once they did their daily/weekly check in, they aren't beholden to a fucking thing. So Chris would legitimately still be doing all this shit and likely just burn through supervisors(I doubt this is the right term in the profession to be honest) because he's a creepy fat fuck.

Alright sorry for the powerlevel, just felt like sharing that example of why supervised care for some one like Chris just doesn't work.

Just look at our own Jacob Sockness: https://t.co/xL8rauL9Nm?amp=1

He's in some sort of tard housing dorm and still gets up to all sorts of shenanigans. The only thing an overworked tard wrangler would do for Chris is maybe get his bills in order. And that's a big maybe.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Oh, eh. I just realized that the song choice is probably in relation to Christian's inclusion into the Shrek retelling thing. Interesting, I guess.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Seriously, why does Chris films himself spanking his monkey?

On the sidenote: it's very unladylike of Chris to do so.

 

[FightenGnome]

How the hell does he not know the lyrics to this ancient song that would have came out in his teenage years and undoubtedly played at every school dance/function (especially his prom)?

And I don't think I've ever heard someone sing from the throat before. Just a terrible performance all around.

Anyone else notice the Wes Chandler Ton Manor sign next to him? What the fuck is that all about? Why separate the Weston into two parts?

 

[Apocalypso]

Poor Rainbow Dash trying so hard to fly away from this madness.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I think this is a better soundtrack that captures the horrifying essence of Chris struggling to masturbate on camera:

 

[Marvin]

Oh, eh. I just realized that the song choice is probably in relation to Christian's inclusion into the Shrek retelling thing. Interesting, I guess.

No, this was from the original Wise and Boyd idea guy shit from late last year / early this year.

 

[Ray Streip]

I'll give Chris one thing. He HAS developed an impressive pair of bitch tits. Unfortunately, I think his dick shrank to compensate.

Nah, same size: he was never much of a shower (or a grower, for that matter)

I wonder what Barb thinks when she hears this in the other room.
Probably nothing at this point.

Who said Barb thinks or hears at this point?

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

I find Chris' lack of an ass the most distressing part of the video.

He really does have Hank Hill ass doesn't he.

 

[Jack Awful]

Maybe a side effect of the dimensional merge is that Chris's Twitter merged with one from a pornstar version of himself.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Why do people like the idea fags? And why do they think we care if they win?

 

[I am a nigger]

At this point the Idea Guys are trolling KiwiFarms more than Chris.

 

[Mr. 0]

So this is a video of Chris jacking off while singing All Star, that was posted to Chris's Twitter, then deleted a couple minutes later. The direct link to the Twitter video should still work, but I also grabbed it and attached it to this post.

 

[Mason Verger]

At this point the Idea Guys are trolling KiwiFarms more than Chris.

Only the small segment of ineffective kiwi white-knights. I still think the majority of us are here for a laugh and not moral outrage.