11/24 Happy thanksgiving from Chris

[DonaldJTrump]

talks of Cutco and how he's stuffing his face.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Good ole Billy Mays school of subtle advertising. I guarantee it.

EDIT: Also, because it has not been made clear enough:

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So he's back to selling MLM crap?

 

[cumrobbery]

Did the Pocket Knife get an upgrade?

 

[Arkangel]

For a minute I thought Chris just cut the sides off of hot dogs and threw them in a baking dish.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Here's a closeup of his culinary disaster:

 

[ICametoLurk]

Good ole Billy Mays school of subtle advertising. I guarantee it.

EDIT: Also, because it has not been made clear enough:

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This is what Chris cut using that

 

[Flareon]

For a minute I thought Chris just cut the sides off of hot dogs and threw them in a baking dish.

Same here. Who the fuck cuts ham like that lmao

 

[Cydonia]

If I didn't know any better, I'd guess that Chris was getting paid for this shilling, but it's probably just another instance of his bizarre brand loyalty.
Also, did Chris really do any cooking or just bought some ham and other stuff from Walmart and microwaved it?

 

[cahoots]

If Chris did just make all that food, then why does it have plastic wrap all over it? Nice to start off your Thanksgiving post with a lie.

That was sure nice of the church/soup hotel to give them food though.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Gnivigsknaht Yppah, uoy taf eceip fo tihs.

 

[Lysistrata]

I just stumbled across this on my feed and I find it amusing Chris is still shilling for Cutco years later. He really is everyone's dream customer, isn't he? Gullible and impressionable as they come, fanatically brand loyal, spends like there's no tomorrow...well, as long as you can keep him from chimping out.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris, congrats! Your first post that didn't include gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

Also, I didn't know they made spam in stick form now.

this is not.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Jack Awful]

Something tells me Chris isn't actually employed by cutco again and thinks if he shills for them they'll pay for his Christmas presents.
Or he has nostalgia for when he actually worked for them.
Probably the latter.

 

[bacterium]

How the hell would you use that to mash potatoes? And is that sharp enough to even cut butter?

eta also holy shit. I just dropped my tablet into my lap. This is getting ridiculous

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Chris, congrats! Your first post that didn't include gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

Also, I didn't know they made spam in stick form now.

this is not.

I was expecting him to do his begging today, he surprised me though

 

[ForgedBlades]

Why the hell is Chris still shilling for Cutco?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Why the hell is Chris still shilling for Cutco?

:autism:

 

[bacterium]

@bluepop2 here you go you obsessive autist