11/24 Happy thanksgiving from Chris

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DatBepisTho said:
I was wondering if we'd get Thanksgiving material from him, and boy did he provide.
He's shilling my favorite tea now? :(
Dat tea prep tho.
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At first it surprised me that Chris is too exceptional to even boil his water before putting the tea in it. Then I realized that he does it in a disposable water bottle because there's probably not a single clean cup in 14 BC.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Even though the whole spread looks absolutely disgusting (that's definitely off-brand mac & cheese from a box, & that's gotta be instant mashed potatoes), good on him for actually cooking. In the loosest definition, but credit where credit's due.
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Don't kid yourself... Barb cooked all of that shit. Chris would have burnt the house down again if he even tried to cook something that doesn't solely involve a microwave and a peeling back of plastic
 
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JULAY said:
Clearly, the only non-Wendy's job he ever had in his lazy-ass life made a bigger impression on him than I would have thought.
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Chris is a sucker. In fact, he's an enthusiastic sucker. He wants to be suckered.

So if he gets duped, he's as happy as a pig in shit, unless he gets burned. And when he does get burned, his response isn't "hmm, maybe I should be more critical?", it's "I picked the wrong group to be suckered by :(".

Since cutco hasn't burned him yet, he'll be a loyal servant forever.
JULAY said:
Don't kid yourself... Barb cooked all of that shit. Chris would have burnt the house down again if he even tried to cook something that doesn't solely involve a microwave and a peeling back of plastic
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Barb didn't cook shit.
 
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My god I read a full on ad from Chris.

If it wasn't so out of place, I think he could be one of those sales people on like twitter or something. But this is Chris after all...
 
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Marvin said:
Chris is a sucker. In fact, he's an enthusiastic sucker. He wants to be suckered.

So if he gets duped, he's as happy as a pig in shit, unless he gets burned. And when he does get burned, his response isn't "hmm, maybe I should be more critical?", it's "I picked the wrong group to be suckered by :(".

Since cutco hasn't burned him yet, he'll be a loyal servant forever.

Barb didn't cook shit.
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Agreed about the Cutco thing. He sure does remember the gist of his spiel, which surprises me. The brand loyalty despite getting suckered? Not so much.

But do you really think that he actually cooked this shit? That I have a hard time believing, even if it was the most awful tasting food in the world. Since when has he ever, EVER cooked something from scratch, even out of a box?

Remember this: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/SpaghettiRoutine
 
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Sperglord Dante said:
Bro, Barbara stopped cooking years before she lost her shit. She'll need Chris help to actually eat that food.
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No need to worry about that my friends, Chris is working on helping her eat the food, by eating most of it himself.:tomgirl:
You know what they say:
Over 2,000 calories a day, keeps your belly fat in the way.....of being able to see your genitals
 
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JULAY said:
But do you really think that he actually cooked this shit? That I have a hard time believing, even if it was the most awful tasting food in the world. Since when has he ever, EVER cooked something from scratch, even out of a box?

Remember this: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/SpaghettiRoutine
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Chris is capable of putting an oversized loaf of Spam in the oven for half an hour, heating up cans of gravy and green beans, then adding boiled water, milk, and margarine to instant potatoes and macaroni 'n cheez (bet a dollar that's store brand, not Kraft) without burning down the house. The hilarity of watching him "cook" such a feast should have been documented, you know it would be hilarious.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
Chris is capable of putting an oversized loaf of Spam in the oven for half an hour, heating up cans of gravy and green beans, then adding boiled water, milk, and margarine to instant potatoes and macaroni 'n cheez (bet a dollar that's store brand, not Kraft) without burning down the house. The hilarity of watching him "cook" such a feast should have been documented, you know it would be hilarious.
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I'm not saying he's incapable of throwing together shit tier food out of a box, I'm saying that this is literally unprecedented for him. As far as I know, he has never cooked anything before in his life, despite him very obviously lying in one of those interviews about making "Green Eggs and Ham". The fat autist literally gets all of his food from some cheap ass restaurant or another, or out of the freezer case at a grocery store.

That being said, if he actually did try to cook, good for him. That's a skill he will need when Barb shakes hands with the Reaper.
 
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Reshiram said:
There is no unique ID or referral ID in the link to the product. There is no way to tell if sales made came through Chris or not. He's definitely not being paid for this
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Everyone follows Chris. And he tagged them! They know everyone who buys a butter knife spatula was referred through him.
 
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Un Platano said:
At first it surprised me that Chris is too exceptional to even boil his water before putting the tea in it. Then I realized that he does it in a disposable water bottle because there's probably not a single clean cup in 14 BC.
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I thought the exact same thing, I don't believe Chris knows how simple physics and food work together.
 
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Un Platano said:
At first it surprised me that Chris is too exceptional to even boil his water before putting the tea in it. Then I realized that he does it in a disposable water bottle because there's probably not a single clean cup in 14 BC.
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Someone should tell Chris that it's dangerous to heat up disposable water bottles (if he does do it).

Back on Topic: It's kind of nice to see him eat something that is kind of remotely not fast food. I wonder how long it took him to make it if he didn't use a stove.
 
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Good on Chris for cooking food, trying to make some sort of Thanksgiving for himself and his mother. Bonus points: The stove doesn't look like a filthy mess. He didn't beg or say nasty things about politicians, fart on a cake, or flirt with lesbians. So, for me, it's all good.
 
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