FIGGIN 11-29-16 phil wants to go to jail

[Bassomatic]

This comes to no shock to most of us. I think we all focus on how deplorable Phil can be and at times we forget while he's nuts and bad, he's also quite dumb. He loses ass patters by wishing death and antics but a lot of them silently slink away with any sort of news story Phil has to crank it up to 11 on the edge factor as if click bait sharers aren't bad enough on social media.

For example If tomorrow we woke up to a different America and hands down had a "perfect" healthcare system and the entire world agreed, Phil would go nuh uh and then threaten people for disagreeing.

I'm just glad he doesn't have a weather fetish because he'd flat out deny the rain soaking wet and at the end of his denial throw in Trump's a feg.

I don't in anyway mean it's not something that should be shared so please no offense to the OP or this topic but, over all I think because Phil gives us so much milk because he's craving attention. Over all he's a very boring person. If his addiction to being the center of a crazy world out get him dream land he's living in didn't force him to make his life into a walking slap stick comedy he'd be your avg angry facebook tween.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Phil in prison trying to get in good with the Latino bloc. That would be hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil in prison trying to get in good with the Latino bloc. That would be hilarious.

They used to sell punk inmates to each other for packs of cigarettes. I doubt Phil would be considered worth a pack of ramen noodles.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Phil in prison trying to get in good with the Latino bloc. That would be hilarious.

I never knew I needed a YouTube video parody of this until now.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I don't think Phil would actually want to go to prison where he'd get banged up and bumraped but he wants to have a criminal record even if it's for an offence that's small and twatty because he can then cockwave about how he's a hardened criminal and bad girl and how the cis-tem has criminalised him.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Phil wouldn't even last a day in the countries he asskisses so much.
He's lucky he's in the US.

 

[RWS Watcher]

I guess he's heard of prison rapes, and wants to get in on some of that action.

Knowing Phil, it's entirely plausible.

Back in his weeaboo days, he used to draw Naruto characters in prison uniforms. To him, prison is nothing more than an HBO special with gay guys and lesbians.

In real jail, he would be robbed from on a daily basis and/or get shanked for being a snitch.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Sending Phil to jail would be doing him a favor, he'd get consistent meals, access to hot showers and all the anal sex by 400lb black guys he could never want.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

An example.

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There's more on the ED page for ADF-Fuensalida. Phil is so exceptional he has two ED pages just for himself.

Can't quite make out the date but it looks like 2004 or 2007 (which would go with Bush being in office at the time), I didn't know the seeds for Phil's latinks obsession were sown that long ago.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Trump should burn Phil's giant doodled on map to see how he likes it tbqh.

 

[AnOminous]

Trump should burn Phil's giant doodled on map to see how he likes it tbqh.

Trump should burn Phil's doodled on entire body just to see how he likes it.

 

[The Dude]

Phil wouldn't even last a day in the countries he asskisses so much.
He's lucky he's in the US.

I've said it time and time again; if Phil were ever actually a citizen of a Communist country, he would either be put in a forced labor camp or just executed outright for being a drain on the collective. Phil would be an absolutely terrible Communist because he's too selfish, too individualistic, too much of a consumer, too greedy, too lazy, and for many other reasons.

Phil seems to labor under the delusion that Socialism and Communism means everybody gets everything for free and anyone can do anything they want for work, or not work at all. Many so-called "College Commies", though Phil is hardly college aged anymore, share this delusion. They don't realize that Communist countries tend to be very oppressive (REAL oppression, not people merely disagreeing with you), people work long hard hours with rarely a day off, the quality of everything from food, to goods, to housing, to medical care are all terrible by Western standards (unless you're a member of the Party Elite), dissent and individuality are harshly dealt with, and there are no freedoms or personal liberty. Communism has also killed far more people than the Nazis ever did.

Phil also seems to believe that if the "revolution" came and the US were to become Communist that he would suddenly rocket to the heights of the power elite and find himself with all the power and luxury he could ever dream of. This is where his ego and unwarranted sense self-importance shine brightest. This is exceedingly laughable since Phil has neither power nor influence and is essentially a worthless being. As I said earlier, he would either be put to forced labor or executed outright for not pulling his own weight.

 

[2spooky]

As I said earlier, he would either be put to forced labor or executed outright for not pulling his own weight.

Now to be fair, there's an awful lot of weight there.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I've said it time and time again; if Phil were ever actually a citizen of a Communist country, he would either be put in a forced labor camp or just executed outright for being a drain on the collective. Phil would be an absolutely terrible Communist because he's too selfish, too individualistic, too much of a consumer, too greedy, too lazy, and for many other reasons.

Phil seems to labor under the delusion that Socialism and Communism means everybody gets everything for free and anyone can do anything they want for work, or not work at all. Many so-called "College Commies", though Phil is hardly college aged anymore, share this delusion. They don't realize that Communist countries tend to be very oppressive (REAL oppression, not people merely disagreeing with you), people work long hard hours with rarely a day off, the quality of everything from food, to goods, to housing, to medical care are all terrible by Western standards (unless you're a member of the Party Elite), dissent and individuality are harshly dealt with, and there are no freedoms or personal liberty. Communism has also killed far more people than the Nazis ever did.

Phil also seems to believe that if the "revolution" came and the US were to become Communist that he would suddenly rocket to the heights of the power elite and find himself with all the power and luxury he could ever dream of. This is where his ego and unwarranted sense self-importance shine brightest. This is exceedingly laughable since Phil has neither power nor influence and is essentially a worthless being. As I said earlier, he would either be put to forced labor or executed outright for not pulling his own weight.

You're right, when I was at college there was plenty people who were big fans of communism but if you talked to them about it they were really just fans of social welfare and if I tried to talk about individual communist states I was told the problem is they were doing communism wrong and we've never had a country try communism the right way.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Flag-burning should get someone's ability to collect welfare away. I'm sure no more autismbux would be a fate worse than death for Phil.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope Phil does the world a favor and burns his underwear.

 

[Mogambo]

An example.

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That picture is just so deliciously cringe worthy. It sums up pretty much everything that's wrong with Phil, and deviant art, tumblr, anime fandom, SJWs in general. If I didn't know any better I'd think it was a parody. Fuck, if I didn't know any better, I'd think it was done by a 'oh so edgy' twelve year old girl. 'ZOMG you guyz! Prison is so kawaii! Yaoi and butt sex for everyone!' Nice to see Phil hasn't changed much.

 

[Rokko]

I hope Phil does the world a favor and burns his underwear.

I dont know if the world would benefit from that, Phil without underwear? Lets just hope he sets himself a little bit on fire while burning the flag.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil without underwear?

I heard Phil doesn't even wear-

 

[The Dude]

You're right, when I was at college there was plenty people who were big fans of communism but if you talked to them about it they were really just fans of social welfare and if I tried to talk about individual communist states I was told the problem is they were doing communism wrong and we've never had a country try communism the right way.

LOL, I've heard that before. "Well, Communism has just never been done the right way before!" If a country were to do Communism the way they feel is "the right way" that country would be broke and starving in a very short amount of time. No one would want to work, so nothing would get done. There would be no revenue or income. It would be a massive, stagnant swamp that would soon fall into chaos and bloodshed. That's a huge reason the Soviet Union fell; because they couldn't keep up with the US's ability to make and spend money. The main reason Communist China is still around is because they embraced Capitalism.

Communism CAN work on a small scale, Cuba for example, but the quality of life is still utter shit compared to even the poor in the United States. That's what the Kommie Kiddies like Phil and the rest don't understand. Many of them weren't alive or weren't old enough to remember when the USSR collapsed and have never met anyone who actually lived under a Communist Regime. I've known a few people who grew up under Communism or who had parents who escaped it, so I've heard first hand just how horrible it is.