12/2/2015 Embargo Update

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R.O.B. said:
Chris wants to be absolutely sure that Gamestop is aware he should be unbanned. I love how he says this is an 'injustice'.
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Likely situation:

(Chris walks into Gamestop and approaches Employee with burns across face)

Chris: Hello, Random Gamestop Employee. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't seen you since, the past year. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost a year since... uh, what happened, uh, Dec- December 2014. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and..

Mace Victim: No.

Chris: Come on. I mean, it has been almost a year, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

Mace Victim: Hell, no.

Chris: [sigh] But, can't we just forgive and forget?

Mace Victim: You maced me in the face, remember?

Chris: C'mon, to have this...

Mace Victim: I was in hospital for three weeks!

Chris: ...weight on my back...

Mace Victim: I had to pay my own bills there!

Chris: And I have really...

Mace Victim: I missed my son's birthday!

Chris: ...missed coming here.

Mace Victim: No. No. You need to leave now.

Chris: I'm, I'm a better person...

Mace Victim: You gotta to leave now!

Chris: [heavy sigh] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

Mace Victim: No! You need to leave now.

Chris: How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

Mace Victim: Get the FUCK out of here now!

Chris: I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, because aside from the blue arms incident, I just would like to know what. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave. But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel.

Mace Victim: He will, asshole.

(Chris maces him again)
 
Subconcious Offense said:
He just keeps finding ways to edge closer and closer to causing trouble during his suspended sentence. It's been less than a month, I believe? It's almost like he knows the court doesn't want to throw him in jail.
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Never underestimate Chris's ability to get into trouble in the most spectacular and easily avoidable ways imaginable.
 
I would say that Chris should just go to Toys R Us to get ammibos he can mutilate, but I don't want my fellow TRU team members to suffer...

How long will it be until Chris gets in trouble for trespassing?
 
Agentpeanut said:
Never underestimate Chris's ability to get into trouble in the most spectacular and easily avoidable ways imaginable.
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This somehow had me thinking. If real life is like a (video) game to him, Chris must be the equivalent to DarkSydePhil: to anyone else, macing a Game Stop employee and bitching about the predictable resulting ban is covered in basic training. Hell, we wouldn't even need to be told to avoid something obviously stupid. What does real life think we are, 3-year-olds with flipper hands?

Chris, on the other hand, proves that nothing is truly idiot-proof. Even if something should be (and, for all practical purposes, is) so simple to avoid that even mentioning it makes the world collective say 'well duh?', there's always at least one person who would fail at it. And not just fail - fail in ways that no one would've expected.
 
Ravenor said:
The problem is though he did get two day's in lockup but he came out indignant feeling like he was the wronged party so much so as he's recently admitted to the threatening to use pepper spray again a few days later in best buy.
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Are you referring to the "he's got pepper spray!" thing he claims he heard?
Ravenor said:
I could see him becoming less able when the isolation kicks in post Barbs death and all he has rattling around his head are his own thoughts.
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Why do you think Chris will become isolated post-Barb? It's not like Barb is his primary social outlet right now.
 
Marvin said:
Are you referring to the "he's got pepper spray!" thing he claims he heard?
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Yes unless you know something different.

Marvin said:
Why do you think Chris will become isolated post-Barb? It's not like Barb is his primary social outlet right now.
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Mostly because of the way he retreated into his shell once Bob died, he shut down and wasn't very active Barbs been his main source of contact and arguably a bigger player in his life than Bob, he will go full turtle again and this time it will last longer than before and he hasn't really got any friends who will stop by just to keep a eye on him.
 
Donald Duck said:
I love how he's singled out this one nameless employee who has likely moved on from both that incident and that job as his new arch-nemesis ("my yellow-shirted foe!") and that this one low level employee has the power to undo all the bans against him. He really does need to have a "villain" to blame his problems on doesn't he?
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He was raised on a steady diet of crappy bargain bin cartoons from the late-80's/early-90's, it's all he's ever known :lol:
 
Apocalypso said:
Likely situation:

(Chris walks into Gamestop and approaches Employee with burns across face)

Chris: Hello, Random Gamestop Employee. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't seen you since, the past year. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost a year since... uh, what happened, uh, Dec- December 2014. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and..

Mace Victim: No.

Chris: Come on. I mean, it has been almost a year, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

Mace Victim: Hell, no.

Chris: [sigh] But, can't we just forgive and forget?

Mace Victim: You maced me in the face, remember?

Chris: C'mon, to have this...

Mace Victim: I was in hospital for three weeks!

Chris: ...weight on my back...

Mace Victim: I had to pay my own bills there!

Chris: And I have really...

Mace Victim: I missed my son's birthday!

Chris: ...missed coming here.

Mace Victim: No. No. You need to leave now.

Chris: I'm, I'm a better person...

Mace Victim: You gotta to leave now!

Chris: [heavy sigh] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

Mace Victim: No! You need to leave now.

Chris: How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with...

Mace Victim: Get the FUCK out of here now!

Chris: I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, because aside from the blue arms incident, I just would like to know what. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave. But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel.

Mace Victim: He will, asshole.

(Chris maces him again)
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You left out the part where Chris screams "JEW" and storms out in a fit of autistic rage.
 
Ravenor said:
Yes unless you know something different.
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So, what Chris says happened, is that he went there and someone just randomly shouted "watch out, he's got pepper spray!" As I remember the story, he didn't have the pepper spray out (and I don't think he acknowledged that he had it at all). It's a very confusing story.
Ravenor said:
Mostly because of the way he retreated into his shell once Bob died, he shut down and wasn't very active Barbs been his main source of contact and arguably a bigger player in his life than Bob, he will go full turtle again and this time it will last longer than before and he hasn't really got any friends who will stop by just to keep a eye on him.
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See, again, Chris needs to be prodded to go online. Chris didn't "shut down". Rather, without being specifically commanded to go online (either by trolls or by market pressure from his business), he slides off.

He wasn't unactive. He just wasn't active online.
 
CWCchange said:
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Krieger said:
Somehow I sense he's this close to concocting a conspiracy theory where the managers of each Game Stop are the local chapter of a secret, franchise-wide cabal, dead set on ruining the lives of autistic tranny man-children everywhere. Which makes it all the more clear he doesn't understand those four Game Stop stores have a problem with just him.
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Well, he's already claimed the yellow shirt guy works two jobs at two stores which, coincidentally, are places Chris has been reprimanded for behavior incidents (though that's like trying to find a day of the week that doesn't end with "day" in the name given Chris has gotten in trouble at every major chain retailer in a several mile radius of him).

If he understood that much and assimilated that information properly, he'll know why his embargo is going to be as effective as putting a condom on a Fanta bottle. It's not its fault he screwed the damn thing up.
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I don't even think he knows what the proper use of the term "embargo" is since it's not exactly interchangeable with "boycott" in this context.

The Joker said:
I would say that Chris should just go to Toys R Us to get ammibos he can mutilate, but I don't want my fellow TRU team members to suffer...
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I recall something being mentioned about OPL going to GameStop locations to pick up secondhand Pikachu amiibos to cut up? I would also propose that going to GameStop is also far easier for Chris doing his daily runs for food and whatever (as evidenced by what we saw in the $500 gift card transactions - Chris seems to prefer going to small strip mall type places for literally everything not fast food) than wherever the nearest TRU is, but...one of the four cited Gamestops was pointed out as being two hours worth of driving and I'm certain there's like a dozen other chain retailers (WM, Best Buy, Target, etc.) within that massive radius to get Amiibos.

Maybe the simple answer is he's just trying to make GameStop the new scapegoat for his woes since he already was strangely exclusively targeting these same four stores in his idiotic "No Blarms Campaign" when his brilliant little plan to use mace backfired at the Fashion Square location.
 
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