FIGGIN 14 Oct 19 - Phil bought a set of "body armor" - Declares Portland a Warzone

And even worse, nothing would happen very very slowly.


Unfortunately, there is a widespread belief that being dumb makes you less responsible for your crimes, so dumb people get off lightly. Actually, being dumb makes you slow to learn from punishment (or anything else), so people who are dumb (or autistic, because of autistic stubbornness) need to punished more harshly than normal if anything. Since Phil is both borderline exceptional and autistic, he needs to automatically receive the most savage, crushing punishment that the law can possibly give out, assuming of course that it was felt desirable to even try to straighten him out instead of just sending him straight to the gas chambers like any sane society would. Also his parole officer and cellmate need to be actual PoCs.
Personally, I think Phil should just be taken out back and shot, but that's mostly because his stupid blank face irritates me when I see pictures of it

edit: also his gnarly fat neck wattle
 
Well he did want to buy that "super rare" copy of Mao's Little Red Book in Spanish.
It's too bad nobody ever wrote any Communist texts in Spanish!

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"El Socialismo Y el Hombre en Cuba"
"Ernesto Guevara"
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Must be French.
 
It's too bad nobody ever wrote any Communist texts in Spanish!

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"El Socialismo Y el Hombre en Cuba"
"Ernesto Guevara"
🤔
Must be French.
I'd love for a True & Honest group of Hispanic Communists to shove that in his face and have him read it only for him to get laughed and mocked that he's not only a fraud, but a mayonnaise honkey version of a weeaboo for Latin American things.
 
I'd love for a True & Honest group of Hispanic Communists to shove that in his face and have him read it only for him to get laughed and mocked that he's not only a fraud, but a mayonnaise honkey version of a weeaboo for Latin American things.

Like Chris being too autistic to understand the idea of Australia, Phil would be the failed weeb who thinks China and Japan are the same thing and that all Hispanics are Mexicans.
 
I have yet to see a commie leader that didn't have disdain for homosexuality.
Of course. Degenerate sexualities are the most bourgeoisie thing there is. You're literally producing nothing but selfish personal pleasure, not to mention the high social cost of STD transmission that society has to undertake.
 
You're forgetting that he thinks we give a fuck about his imaginary country.
People here probably have created entire worlds, universes, all with distinct histories and cultures. Phil can only make an imaginary country that steals the history from another country and has to shoehorn it in everywhere.
 
People here probably have created entire worlds, universes, all with distinct histories and cultures. Phil can only make an imaginary country that steals the history from another country and has to shoehorn it in everywhere.
Australatina is literally Israel crossed with Mexico and lots of Gay people and for some reason white supremacists fighting against the state. Even in his utopia, he has to be oppressed...
 
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When I was a 12 year old ubergeek, I created a complete and detailed world for my SF/fantasy RPG "Lands of Betrayal" using the Adventure Construction Set on my Commodore 64 that was almost as detailed as the average SquareSoft RPG of the mid-late 80s.

Set all stats and built every single item and piece of equipment and either modified from the built-in sprites or created my own freehand art as well as the art for the world-tiles. It had 5 cities and 2 castles, 6 dungeons and an underground 'black market' for dangerous spells and assassination weapons on a map that spanned 9 full screens with rivers, forests, mountains and ocean.

I wanted to build an actual economy for the black market where prices would fluctuate, but it was beyond the capabilities of the program and memory limitations on the C-64. It had random encounters on the world map. It took me about 6 months before it was 'good enough' to share out. Again, I was 12 going on 13.

As a fully grown-ass man, Phil cannot even properly create an economy or political system for his imaginary game world which has NO hardware or memory limitations as it's all analog. Cannot create any kind of valid economical system for interaction with the rest of the world, and just makes no fucking sense at all. He's been making it for years now and it still has more holes then a barrel of Swiss cheese.

What the fuck more even needs to be said?
 
looks like powder coated "something". AR500 plates (AR500 being a heavy wear, hardened steel) are common for things like impact plates on digging equipment or air chisels to break up concrete, and are also common in steel "gong" type targets. they are indeed level III rated if thick enough (from 3/8" through 5/8").

however if shot from too close, it can shatter or just have a hole punched through it. AR500 steel also has to be treated properly during the manufacturing process or a bullet can riccochet and deflect in a bad direction, or if it's too soft will chip away rapidly after only a couple strikes.

additionally when a bullet strikes an armor plate, the bullet shatters, sending shards of copper/brass/steel outwards at high speed, cutting through most materials. the lead is soft enough to splatter. the razor-sharp, shattered jacket/core material is "spall", and a spall liner is meant to catch these fragments before they reach flesh, however it's not typically required if the plate carrier has an external liner or the wearer doesn't care.


let's assume the plate in the photo is a level III plate, adequate to fill the CO CPC, it would weigh about 8lbs by itself. that doesn't look like it has a spall liner, so i'm going to assume it's just painted or epoxy coated or whatever, and not spall rated. such a plate is about $50-60 depending on where you buy one, and generally you want to wear two of them (front and back).

pictured below are a pair of my 10" x 11 3/4" level IV rated kevlar/ceramic plates from 3M's MaxPro line (without the cordura spall liner). these are 7.9 lbs each, so these are a similar weight to the level III AR500 plates. the ammunition in the belt is some 7.62 NATO armor piercing i had laying around for size comparison and to illustrate what it can reliably stop.

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notice the kevlar spall liner glued to the back of the ceramic (yellow color fiber sheets on the right side). the ceramic plate itself has a thin kevlar weave glued to it as well (left side).
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what's weird about the pictured plate is the texture (which is why i assume it's just painted and lacks any spall protection - the CPC itself isn't spall rated since it isn't kevlar or 1000D cordura, but 500D instead. not terrible, but not rated for spall). the shape at the corners is also a little weird, as plates tend to have shoulder cuts. SAPI and ESAPI are sometimes smooth like that, but are back plates/side plates. not chest plates.

all that being said, it's kinda dumb to wear it under clothing, as attachment webbing is meant to be used for attachments. concealment armor is generally soft armor, level IIA or some high speed IIIA stuff like Galls.
 
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When I was a 12 year old ubergeek, I created a complete and detailed world for my SF/fantasy RPG "Lands of Betrayal" using the Adventure Construction Set on my Commodore 64 that was almost as detailed as the average SquareSoft RPG of the mid-late 80s.

Set all stats and built every single item and piece of equipment and either modified from the built-in sprites or created my own freehand art as well as the art for the world-tiles. It had 5 cities and 2 castles, 6 dungeons and an underground 'black market' for dangerous spells and assassination weapons on a map that spanned 9 full screens with rivers, forests, mountains and ocean.

I wanted to build an actual economy for the black market where prices would fluctuate, but it was beyond the capabilities of the program and memory limitations on the C-64. It had random encounters on the world map. It took me about 6 months before it was 'good enough' to share out. Again, I was 12 going on 13.

As a fully grown-ass man, Phil cannot even properly create an economy or political system for his imaginary game world which has NO hardware or memory limitations as it's all analog. Cannot create any kind of valid economical system for interaction with the rest of the world, and just makes no fucking sense at all. He's been making it for years now and it still has more holes then a barrel of Swiss cheese.

What the fuck more even needs to be said?
I don’t think the actual world-building aspect of Australatina particularly interests Phil. It’s mostly just a happy place for him, where he lives out his masculine power fantasies - note the similarities between the post-apocalyptic shithole of Australatina and what he claims Portland is like.

The only actual world-building that interests him is road signs. Everything else, he just lifts from elsewhere.
 
Closer look at his "body armor" and "plate". Looks like cardboard.

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I thought it was plastic.

The idea of someone on welfare spending a chunk of money on this and wearing it every time they go out is tragicomic. Poor Phil. He's obviously a sped just from his face. People probably think it's cute that the re.tard is dressing up like the big, brave soldiers in the army who protect his freedoms. :lol:
 
What the fuck more even needs to be said?
As others have said, all Phil bounces and squeaks about Australatina is statistics, activism, and road signs. There seems to be no distinct people, other than himself and J-Lo -- who come from real life. There seem to be no customs, ways, or traditions.

The only mental image I can conjure up of the commie craphole is a volcanic hell filled with roads, road signs, and the occasional anonymous cyclist. Also the roads go nowhere, like race tracks.
 
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