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Remember when Phil was supposed to be an impoverished latinx sex worker speaking out for all the other latinx sex workers out there?
FIGGIN 14 Oct 19 - Phil bought a set of "body armor" - Declares Portland a Warzone
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Just like how he espouses communism while claiming to be part of the most clearly capitalistic occupation there is.
Truth is, Phil isn’t really anything... he’s just a teenage boy still trying to find an identity that makes his life not suck. It just so happens he’s been that for over 20 years.
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Portland is a warzone, Phil? Fucking Portland? The place where you can go to a swapmeet, find some hippie to sell you a hemp shirt along with some spiritually charged stones?? That's a fucking warzone to you?
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To be fair Patriot Prayer and Antifa do clash a lot and people in Antifa shut down the streets sometimes preventing cancer patients from making it to a hospital and Antifa says they would “decide who can pass”.
But even in the US I’d wager with even those issues Portland is kind of tame compared to Chicago.
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Damn, if Portland really is an honest-to-goodness war zone, I wonder how many child soldiers had to be bombed by the wicked Proud Boys for me to get my Voodoo Donuts the last time I visited there? How much blood money is keeping Powell's Books afloat? How rich is Phil if he can afford to get junk food in a war-torn environment? How many babies had to be massacred for his cheese fix? Phil is at the top of the food chain in his wartime world, and he's too dumb to realize that inconsistency in his fantasy.
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I first read the title for this on the main page, and it was cut off so I thought it was going to say "Phil has bought a set of books".
I knew that couldn't have been right.
I knew that couldn't have been right.
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I love how poorly fitted that helmet is. For how small it is compared to his head I'd be amazed if it protects any major area of his cranium.
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All that gear and he could’ve bought a nice fursuit instead
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So he's mentally about that age when "girls have cooties?"
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Somewhere there is an extremely funny joke about a potato-xenomorph hatchling, but I just... can't.... quite.... get it.......
DAMMIT!
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Of course! If he makes himself as disgusting as humanly possible, only then will he be a real girl! Someone needs to tell him that medical science has perfected the cootie transplant, but it only works if you shower regularly.
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Phil doesn't need to buy a fursuit. He's a white Italian male, and like many other white Italian males he's covered in dark body hair. It's why the trans couple that took Phil in for a weekend in Portland when he claimed to be suicidal mentioned shaving his back for him, why in may photos that show his chest you can see stubble, and why he e-begs for shaving supplies and claims he goes through a ridiculous amount if them each month.
Phil *is* a fursuit.
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Well he did want to buy that "super rare" copy of Mao's Little Red Book in Spanish. Let that one sink in for a while. He wanted to buy a Chinese Communist text in Spanish despite not speaking it, though to be fair be struggles with reading English too, and that's his only language. Eventually he gave up on it and just made his own shitty cosplay version which is fair because that's all it was to him anyway. Looked about as autistic as that red felt star he cut out and glued to his beret, but since he was never going to open and read it anyway I guess it doesn't matter.
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Anyone know if what he's carrying/wearing is legal? There's laws against carrying knives or pepper spray and wearing body armor or masks, but I don't know if any of that applies to where he lives. Except the knife thing.
It wouldn't take much to ruin this faggot's day. Catch him walking the streets in his LARPing gear, call the cops and say a guy wearing military garb is threatening people with a knife (whether he did it or not), and when they get there and search him he's finished.
It wouldn't take much to ruin this faggot's day. Catch him walking the streets in his LARPing gear, call the cops and say a guy wearing military garb is threatening people with a knife (whether he did it or not), and when they get there and search him he's finished.
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Only thing I can find in the news about Portland is that there's apparently a measles outbreak. He probably thinks Measles is the name of some Alt-Right Neo-Nazi KKK Republican group.
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It probably goes without saying but just in case I have to reiterate it: don't pozload my negholep. By all means, if Phil is dumb enough to threaten someone in public call the police, but don't actively attempt to troll or harass him IRL. Just... don't. Phil is a big enough boy where he can get into trouble on his own, and besides if he is in jail he won't be providing us with fresh content.
Of course I doubt it would ever come to that anyway. Phil, much like Chris, is a "teflon tard." Despite all of his terrible life decisions, he never really seems to suffer lasting consequences for his actions. Eventually it will catch up with him, but for right now just sit back and watch him waddle through Portland pretending to fight those evil shadowy fascists like some sort of autistic Batman. It's just funnier that way.
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Assuming he was arrested for something, it would probably just be like Chris where he gets sent to court and barely anything happens.
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Well the fact I posted it publicly is hopefully a big enough indicator that all of the above was a hypothetical. Degenerates like Phil always keep tabs on the Farms. I don't plan to fly to Portland anytime soon.
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There are few incentives for the court to punish the rétarded
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And even worse, nothing would happen very very slowly.
Unfortunately, there is a widespread belief that being dumb makes you less responsible for your crimes, so dumb people get off lightly. Actually, being dumb makes you slow to learn from punishment (or anything else), so people who are dumb (or autistic, because of autistic stubbornness) need to punished more harshly than normal if anything. Since Phil is both borderline retarded and autistic, he needs to automatically receive the most savage, crushing punishment that the law can possibly give out, assuming of course that it was felt desirable to even try to straighten him out instead of just sending him straight to the gas chambers like any sane society would. Also his parole officer and cellmate need to be actual PoCs.