FIGGIN 14 Oct 19 - Phil bought a set of "body armor" - Declares Portland a Warzone

Tragi-Chan said:
I don’t think the actual world-building aspect of Australatina particularly interests Phil. It’s mostly just a happy place for him, where he lives out his masculine power fantasies - note the similarities between the post-apocalyptic shithole of Australatina and what he claims Portland is like.

The only actual world-building that interests him is road signs. Everything else, he just lifts from elsewhere.
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He’s somewhat interested in it. Like he has posted about the Yaoi District. Whya Hispanic Country that’s mostly Gay anyway would name it’s chief Gay District after Japanese Manga Homo shit never gets explained. There it is though, the Yaoi District. Mao was opposed to Homosexuality, so were Stalin and Engels. Ho and Tito never actually commented on it but I know Ho found it degenerate and opposed it in public. But here Phil is flip flopping on the issue of whether he’s an Anarchist or Communist. (I’m not a Communist or Anarchist but I do have a degree of respect for Tito and Ho). That’s because Anarchism is still revolutionary in his mind but he can kind of make his own rules.

He also did try to develop the government structure some which ended up being this giant paradox of Maoism and Anarchism. These are literally contradictory ideologies even though Mao was influenced by Anarchism, he wanted total obedience which is fundamentally a contradiction of Anarchism. He tried to reconcile this with something like Anglestinian patriots that were a majority or something fighting against the Australatinx so he made it that this was just a temporary thing. Then he forgot about that and made it so Antifa was fighting both years later.

Oh also Jennifer Lopez was Premier or Prime Minister for a while. Yeah he’s been obsessed with her for a while the way Chris is with Brittany Spears.

Then he abandoned all of that and made it Gay Communist Mexico-Israel and literally copy pasted a brief timeline of Israel’s History and just replaced Israel with “Australatina” and Palestine with “Anglestein”. Now it’s in a civil war where the Australatix expelled all the whites they could and invaded Canada and the remaining whites are at war with the government, and Antifa is at war with everyone, and nobody seems to really be that effective and he’s probably just copying and pasting whatever statistic happened in some war Israel had with Palestinians or Arabs and then adding Antifa casualties that are super low.

Tl;dr ADF cares about Australatina enough to post about it and develop a little lore for it, but it’s more contradictory than Cwcville even after the Idea Guys. Also yeah the transit system is more important than anything, even the civil war.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
He’s somewhat interested in it. Like he has posted about the Yaoi Distict, why a Hispanic Country that’s mostly Gay anyway would name it’s chief Gay District after Japanese Manga Homo shit never gets explained. There it is though, the Yaoi District. Mao was opposed to Homosexuality, so we’re Stalin and Engels. Ho and Tito never actually commented on it but I know Ho found it degenerate and opposed it in public. But here Phil is flip flopping on the issue of whether he’s an Anarchist or Communist. (I’m not a Communist or Anarchist but I do have a degree of respect for Tito and Ho). That’s bexause Anarchism is still revolutionary in his mind but he can kind of make his own rules.

He also did try to develop the government structure some which ended up being this giant paradox of Maoism and Anarchism. These are literally contradictory ideologies even though Mao was influenced by Anarchism, he wanted total obedience which is fundamentally a contradiction of Anarchism. He tried to reconcile this with something like Anglestinian patriots that were a majority or something fighting against the Australatinx so he made it that this was just a temporary thing. Then he forgot about that and made it so Antifa was fighting both years later.

Oh also Jennifer Lopez was Premier or Prime Minister for a while. Yeah he’s been obsessed with her for a while the way Chris is with Brittany Spears.

Then he abandoned all of that and made it Gay Communist Mexico-Israel and literally copy pasted a brief timeline of Israel’s History and just replaced Israel with “Australatina” and Palestine with “Anglestein”. Now it’s in a civil war where the Australatix expelled all the whites they could and invaded Canada and the remaining whites are at war with the government, and Antifa is at war with everyone, and nobody seems to really be that effective and he’s probably just copying and pasting whatever statistic happened in some war Israel had with Palestinians or Arabs and then adding Antifa casualties that are super low.

Tl;dr ADF cares about Australatina enough to post about it and develop a little lore for it, but it’s more contradictory than Cwcville even after the Idea Guys. Also yeah the transit system is more important than anything, even the civil war.
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Phil's a historically inept abusive woman beating sped who can't win even keeping his own fictional head-canon utopian country alive.
 
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Oh yeah, at one point he had straights segregated too. Like no gays and straights in the same area. Ever.

Coach Kreeton Of All That said:
Phil's a historically inept abusive woman beating sped who can't win even keeping his own fictional head-canon utopian country alive.
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Phil abuses everyone alive just by existing.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Oh yeah, at one point he had straights segregated too. Like no gays and straights in the same area. Ever.
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Confirmed better white supremacist and segregationist. Truly a sleeper agent of the farms.

Alex Krycek said:
Phil abuses everyone alive just by existing.
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I wonder if his pops wished he wore a condom back then. But then we wouldn't have a fat, well-fed, white mayonnaise, racist bitch cow like Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici to point and laugh at.
 
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Coach Kreeton Of All That said:
I wonder if his pops wished he wore a condom back then. But then we wouldn't have a fat, well-fed white mayonnaise racist bitch cow like Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici to point and laugh at.
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His dad did a Q&A over the phone with @introman and it was relayed in a chat from introman back in 2010 I think? Anyway he actually felt really sad that his son is the way he is and just kind of asked that Phil be treated with some dignity because he’s mentally ill and lamented that his son would never have kids. It wasn’t a pleasant chat and it isn’t a pleasant read though. I genuinely feel really bad for his dad.

I can’t confirm this either but there’s a rumor his dad remarried a black woman and had kids with her. Phil really resents this and even though he’s never directly mentioned it, it contributes to him hating his dad.

I can’t remember it all. I’ve been doing this since 2008 but there’s just too much to remember about something that benefits me in no way except laughing on the internet.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
His dad did a Q&A over the phone with @introman and it was relayed in a chat from introman back in 2010 I think? Anyway he actually felt really sad that his son is the way he is and just kind of asked that Phil be treated with some dignity because he’s mentally ill and lamented that his son would never have kids. It wasn’t a pleasant chat and it isn’t a pleasant read though. I genuinely feel really bad for his dad.

I can’t confirm this either but there’s a rumor his dad remarried a black woman and had kids with her. Phil really resents this and even though he’s never directly mentioned it, it contributes to him hating his dad.

I can’t remember it all. I’ve been doing this since 2008 but there’s just too much to remember about something that benefits me in no way except laughing on the internet.
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His pops still caring about him is mind blowing, given the listed chronology that Phil physically harmed women and trans-women was posted as a guide to steer clear and not help him.

Interesting because I remember that Papa Haskins was interviewed way back then when Phil landed in Farms radar around 2010-2013. The remarried a black woman and having kids with her pissing him off part is news to me. Gotta give props to his pops being chad enough to piss off Phil by remarrying someone non-white and make Phil realize he can't score with another non-white.

AnOminous said:
Phil is a white supremacist.
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Truer words.
 
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Coach Kreeton Of All That said:
His pops still caring about him is mind blowing, given the listed chronology that Phil physically harmed women and trans-women was posted as a guide to steer clear and not help him.

Interesting because I remember that Papa Haskins was interviewed way back then when Phil landed in Farms radar around 2010-2013. The remarried a black woman and having kids with her pissing him off part is news to me. Gotta give props to his pops being chad enough to piss off Phil by remarrying someone non-white and make Phil realize he can't score with another non-white.

Truer words.
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Even if Phil's family has washed their hands of him, I have sympathy for them all the same. He's their child, and so stupid he's essentially defenseless in the world. They're caught between not being able to protect him, and knowing if they try he will thwart their efforts and physically attack them for even making the attempt.

It's a very unjust situation for a parent to find themselves in.
 
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I like that modern "revolutionaries" feel the need to enlarge their presence and get noticed. Makes them so much easier to keep tabs on.
 
ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Am I the only one not-so-secretly hoping that Phil tries to start some shit in his faggy vest only to get a brick directly to the head?
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I’m not even sure that he wears all this stuff in public. We know he doesn’t bother with the balaclava. While I’m sure he fantasises about getting bummed by a hunky cop, he’s too much of a coward to do anything that might get him arrested or in a fight.
 
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