Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

[Varis]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Does anyone else want to post a link to the video in the comments? Because if no-one else does, I will.

No! NO! Think of the children!

...Actually, I just want to see him fail without any troll influence.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Does anyone else want to post a link to the video in the comments? Because if no-one else does, I will.

No! NO! Think of the children!

...Actually, I just want to see him fail without any troll influence.

Fair dues, but I am interested in the reaction when they find out this was made by a simpering 31 year old adult autistic child.

Keep us posted spys!

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

He should apply to that one thing. Lego Cuuso or something? If your submission gets 10,000 votes, Lego will look at it and consider making it real.

I did some checking. Those Lego sets he used are REALLY basic (remember that they're designed for 6 - 12 year old girls) and only take about an hour to complete. Which means that, if he took 30 hours to complete that monstrosity, he took about twice the usual time. Looks like he just built the sets, mashed them together, and added a bunch of minifigs. Why would Lego even take notice, let alone be impressed. Still, his Lego High School could provide lulz for water cooler conversations at Lego corporate HQ.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

The, assumed, little girls who are ass-patting him here have already lapped the facebook ass pats he got for this exact same feat in terms of sheer numbers.

What a pedofork.

 

[_blank_]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well, I just cruised around this website, and if he was hoping to do the contest, he's already failed. Looks like that have the kids design something according to a prompt. This month is what gets you into the holiday spirit:

http://creator.us.lego.com/en-us/Creati ... fault.aspx

So unless crawling around Manchester High School makes Chrissy feel like sitting on Santa's lap, he's gone dun fucked up. Again.

But in any case, congrats Chris. Looks like you finally found your calling of hanging out with Pre-6th grade girls. I'm sure their parents will be so pleased.

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

oh god it's another contest

And, based on the video, it looks like it' intended primarily for CHILDREN. Well color me NOT fucking surprised!

 

[CWCissey]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

oh god it's another contest

And, based on the video, it looks like it' intended primarily for CHILDREN. Well color me NOT fucking surprised!

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[_blank_]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Just realized another thing. His model is a hodge podge of different model blocks, including Kre-O and Mega Blocks if I'm not mistaken. That can't be LEGO-fanboy approved.

 

[Mitsunari]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Does anyone else want to post a link to the video in the comments? Because if no-one else does, I will.

No! NO! Think of the children!

...Actually, I just want to see him fail without any troll influence.

Fair dues, but I am interested in the reaction when they find out this was made by a simpering 31 year old adult autistic child.

Keep us posted spys!

Crap, now I'm tempted to post the video, yet at the same time, I don't wanna ruin the fun for anyone

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dumbass Chris, nobody is going to not vote for him if he doesn't give people the right link.

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i can't find his submission though

Is this it? http://friends.us.lego.com/en-us/galler ... c/?index=5

That it. Look at all the little girls commenting. Oh ...dear.

Dammit! They moderate their comments. I tried to leave one warning these little girls that the creator is a creepy, smelly, cross-dressing man. If they're not careful, they'll become the new gal pals.

Then again, something tells me that the Lego mods are going to be quite busy with this particular post. It's sure to get all sorts of attention. I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dammit! They moderate their comments. I tried to leave one warning these little girls that the creator is a creepy, smelly, cross-dressing man. If they're not careful, they'll become the new gal pals.

Then again, something tells me that the Lego mods are going to be quite busy with this particular post. It's sure to get all sorts of attention. I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

Or the asspatters's sockpuppets

 

[CWCissey]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dammit! They moderate their comments. I tried to leave one warning these little girls that the creator is a creepy, smelly, cross-dressing man. If they're not careful, they'll become the new gal pals.

Then again, something tells me that the Lego mods are going to be quite busy with this particular post. It's sure to get all sorts of attention. I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

Or the asspatters's sockpuppets

Or genuine little girls who are impressed with what they think is a fellow little girl's work.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dammit! They moderate their comments. I tried to leave one warning these little girls that the creator is a creepy, smelly, cross-dressing man. If they're not careful, they'll become the new gal pals.

Then again, something tells me that the Lego mods are going to be quite busy with this particular post. It's sure to get all sorts of attention. I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

Or the asspatters's sockpuppets

Or genuine little girls who are impressed with what they think is a fellow little girl's work.

Maybe, because he registered his account as a female, which makes his post even more creepy

 

[CatParty]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dammit! They moderate their comments. I tried to leave one warning these little girls that the creator is a creepy, smelly, cross-dressing man. If they're not careful, they'll become the new gal pals.

Then again, something tells me that the Lego mods are going to be quite busy with this particular post. It's sure to get all sorts of attention. I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

what about thinly veiled comments?

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Dumbass Chris, nobody is going to not vote for him if he doesn't give people the right link.

Dumbass Chris, nobody is going to vote for him if no one gives a rat's ass about Lego competitions. Or Chris.

dumbass chris, nobody is going to vote for him because the high school is shit.

.... and totally gay....

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

girl avatar obviously

Spoiler

Can you imagine their reaction if they saw what he actually looked like?

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Aha! Now all the recent apologies make sense. Chris just wanted to look good to his MHS friends in hopes that they all would give OPL their support in this repetition of the PaRappa the Rapper contest from greater than five years ago.

Selfish as ever, I see.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Some of them are actually good.

On a related note, I wonder how long it'll be before Chris builds a lego Game Place so he can kill that damn Snyder?

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well, it looks like all of the little girls on the site are very impressed with it. Chris is finally swimming in female attention.

Don't give him any ideas..... I hear he's looking for a few new true and honest gal pals.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Aha! Now all the recent apologies make sense. Chris just wanted to look good to his MHS friends in hopes that they all would give OPL their support in this repetition of the PaRappa the Rapper contest from greater than five years ago.

Selfish as ever, I see.

That's what i posted a few pages before