Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

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applecat said:
Well, it looks like all of the little girls on the site are very impressed with it. Chris is finally swimming in female attention.

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_blank_ said:
Well, I just cruised around this website, and if he was hoping to do the contest, he's already failed. Looks like that have the kids design something according to a prompt. This month is what gets you into the holiday spirit:

http://creator.us.lego.com/en-us/Creati ... fault.aspx

So unless crawling around Manchester High School makes Chrissy feel like sitting on Santa's lap, he's gone dun fucked up. Again.

But in any case, congrats Chris. Looks like you finally found your calling of hanging out with Pre-6th grade girls. I'm sure their parents will be so pleased.

He'll just add some random Christmas crap, maybe have Santa Claus on the roof or something. He may make some minimal effort.
 
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CWCissey said:
Does anyone else want to post a link to the video in the comments? Because if no-one else does, I will.

I was seriously thinking the same thing when I made my comment. The little girls and / or their parents deserve to know who Chris is. After all, he is the very epitome of the type of creep parents have been telling their kids to avoid on the Internet. Seeing such a person in the flesh (as it were) will be instructive, potentially terrifying.
 
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FYI: I like Lego.

It really irks me how Chris is assuming this is a monumental achievement. No, Chris, it isn't. Granted, it's YOUR PERSONAL biggest achievement ever, but to any other adult Lego fan, your high school is not impressive AT ALL. Most of it isn't even YOUR design... you took a design from someone who WORKS FOR LEGO, purchased a bunch of them, and put them in a 2x2 grid. Did you have fun doing that? Well, if so, I'm glad for you, but that's all it was... fun for you. If you're actually expecting to put this up against other people with actually creative concepts they invented on their own, it's not going to happen. It's just like with the Sonichu comics... you know, it's great if you have fun doodling a silly ripoff character that you came up with, but you can't seriously expect that to get you recognition in the Real Fucking World.
 
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Chris making a fool of himself is great, and it should be encouraged fully and more fully.
 
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scorptatious said:
applecat said:
Well, it looks like all of the little girls on the site are very impressed with it. Chris is finally swimming in female attention.

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Fixed that for you.
 
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A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.
 
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DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

Kids a third of his age beating him in Lego design and building prowess? It's more likely then you think!

All Chris has over some of these kid's designs is that his high school is huge. Still, as I said before, out of all the crap things he's built this is by far the least crap.

(I love the little snail that some kid built on the "winner" page :heart-full: )
 
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Zim said:
All Chris has over some of these kid's designs is that his high school is huge. Still, as I said before, out of all the crap things he's built this is by far the least crap.

Yes, it's better than all his other projects by leaps and bounds. On a related point, it's also the project that contains the least amount of his design skills.
 
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If the contest came down to voting I couldnt bring my self to vote for chris even for the sake of content. Looking through some of these kids creations they did a WHOLE lot better then chris and they deserve to be recognized for it
 
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DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

That elephant is pretty badass.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

I really hope that the weens don't vote for him just to "see what happens" because, come on, there have kids that deserve the price for their creativity more than chris...
 
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CWCissey said:
DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

That elephant is pretty badass.

I like the fox myself.
 
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introman said:
I was checking out CWC's brilliant lego display and pressed view image on the little gallery he has. I noticed that his jeans are starting to look pretty ragged.
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Also, I noticed in the video and a lone pic. That he has a new watch. It looks like a walmart or lego watch. Can any christorians help a brother out?
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GodJesus... just from the little bit of him we see, his hands and his pants, it's such an awkward posture that suggests a disturbed mind.

Even if I didn't know who Chris was, I'd still find these pics creepy as all hell and imagine some pedophile monster on the other end.
 
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scorptatious said:
CWCissey said:
DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

That elephant is pretty badass.

I like the fox myself.

I do like that fox, I will admit that it looks excellent and like a lot of work went into it.

I just think the elephant looks badass, the kid that made that has a talent for photography too (or a relative with a talent for photography).
 
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Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental retard!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218
 
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Thetan said:
I'm also wondering how many of the "little girls" are Chris's sock puppet accounts. Hey, he's done it before.

Chris can't disguise his writing style at all. If he had a sock account on the Lego website it'd be leaving comments like "Your creation is Original and Cool; I cannot wait to start High School so I can have this Socially Awesome experience for myself."

Loving a lot of those kids' contest entries. That snail is so simple, but such a great example of creativity - taking pieces designed for one thing and repurposing them in a way that still makes perfect sense.
 
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Fapcup said:
Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental exceptional individual!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218

Ohh, do want! :heart-full:
 
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I broke at "Education is great, and it should be encouraged fully and more fully."

God I hope he thinks Lego HQ is gonna offer him a job…wait, I live near there. Oh god…
 
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Pikonic said:
I broke at "Education is great, and it should be encouraged fully and more fully."

Fullier.
 
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