Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

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CWCissey said:
I do like that fox, I will admit that it looks excellent and like a lot of work went into it.

I just think the elephant looks badass, the kid that made that has a talent for photography too (or a relative with a talent for photography).

The elephant does look pretty cool, I agree.

Nice angle too.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

CWCissey said:
DangDirtyTrolls said:
A quick look at the past winners of these contests shows Chris is out of his depth even when competing against children.

That elephant is pretty badass.

My favorite as well. It shows some actual skill and creativity.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Mitsunari said:
Fapcup said:
Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental exceptional individual!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218

Ohh, do want! :heart-full:


Yeah it's part of their Creator series that's more or less for teenagers and grown ups
(Prices are around 200$ with 2-3000 pieces)
You can see some of them here: http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/catalog/prod ... id=2029333
(Personal favorite is Parisian restaurant, though the cinema is also impressive)

And somebody asked about the watch, it is indeed a LEGO watch. My 8 year old son has the same!

One thing that's alittle odd about his LEGO interest is, that the majority of his sets are from LEGOs Friends series. It's a special sub brand of LEGO intended for girls age 6-12.
So once again, Chris's transexual tendencies shine through!
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Fapcup said:
Mitsunari said:
Fapcup said:
Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental exceptional individual!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218

Ohh, do want! :heart-full:


Yeah it's part of their Creator series that's more or less for teenagers and grown ups
(Prices are around 200$ with 2-3000 pieces)
You can see some of them here: http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/catalog/prod ... id=2029333
(Personal favorite is Parisian restaurant, though the cinema is also impressive)

And somebody asked about the watch, it is indeed a LEGO watch. My 8 year old son has the same!

One thing that's alittle odd about his LEGO interest is, that the majority of his sets are from LEGOs Friends series. It's a special sub brand of LEGO intended for girls age 6-12.
So once again, Chris's transexual tendencies shine through!

As well as his inability to accept that he is an adult.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Does Chris actually think "da bizness people" at Lego just go around looking facebook to see if there are spergs who want to talk to them? :stupid:

This reminds of his personal sonichu presentation.

"Very famous. Very, Very famous."
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well at least we now know the video was for. Lets see what he'll do when he doesn't come in first. "I WANT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PLACED HIGHER THAN ME TO DIE AND BURN, THISNIS ANOTHER GODDAMN GAME OF KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!!!". Lets see how many asspatters come to his side when he demands everyone who placed higher (including kids) to burn.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Francis York Morgan said:
As well as his inability to accept that he is an adult.


by acting younger than an 8 year old
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

CatParty said:
Francis York Morgan said:
As well as his inability to accept that he is an adult.


by acting younger than an 8 year old

Be fair, he acts like a 14 year old emo kid most of the time.

NO BODY LOVES ME! BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!

Seriously, someone get Chris a Smiths album.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

CWCissey said:
CatParty said:
Francis York Morgan said:
As well as his inability to accept that he is an adult.


by acting younger than an 8 year old

Be fair, he acts like a 14 year old emo kid most of the time.

NO BODY LOVES ME! BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!

Seriously, someone get Chris a Smiths album.


sorry, i meant "designs like he's younger than 8 years old"
 
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Be fair, he acts like a 14 year old emo kid.

Just without the cutting and bisexuality.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

CWCissey said:
tobacky_vapor said:
Be fair, he acts like a 14 year old emo kid.

Just without the cutting and bisexuality.

The second part is debatable...


"I AM STRAIGHT YOU DAMN HOMOS HAVE NO CHANCE AT ME!!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh, I forgot to add the mass-debatable pun
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Chris will be quite unhappy to know that I have been talking to the LEGO people in Denmark. I've told them all about how he lies and cheats. Specifically, I told them how he stole my idea for Sonichu.

Their final response back to me:

"Thænk you, (redacted) for your correspondence with us of late. It distresses us that an oaf like this Christian character could potentially harm the good name of LEGO. We will not remove him from any contests, for fear of upsetting him and creating unnecessary problems. Høwever, rest assured that he is no longer eligible to cømpete in anything related to LEGO, and has no chance of winning."

So it's pissing into the wind at this point.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well, here's the motivation for the latest video.
I'm sure Chris thinks he's built something impressive, and it would be if he were 8 years old, but Lego "hobbyists" in their 30s are usually leagues ahead of his level. Plus I doubt Lego would be impressed with his knock-off brand parts (such as used on his personal CWC figure) and modifications (turtle tits, Sonichu & Rosechu figs).
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I see the recent "friendly truth" hasn't chipped away at Chris' overweening ego any. He assumes that if only someone at Lego notices his "amazing creation" they will reward him and declare him King of Legos or something.

I have no doubt that at least someone at Lego has noticed Chris', for lack of a better word, "work", and have doubtless come to the obvious conclusion their company needs to distance itself as much as possible from the manbaby. Chris does not make for successful advertising (well, maybe if you're advertising abortions).

FemboiBunny said:
Ohhh i finally get it, the only reason why he uploaded and spammed his ex-highschool classmates with that video is because he wanted them to vote for him, so he can win the contest... you really haven't changed chris, you really haven't...
I think you've sussed it. I figured the new video after such a long absence had to be because Chris wanted something. I was assuming it was because Chris wanted to drum up support again for his reunion plans and did it in his usual vague fumbling voodoo manner. But now I think you've worked out the truth: Chris' objective is much more direct (and banal). He just wants to win a contest. For children.

introman said:
I noticed that his jeans are starting to look pretty ragged.
Well, to be fair my own pants look even more ragged. Of course that's because I work in them.

Shadow Fox said:
Loving a lot of those kids' contest entries. That snail is so simple, but such a great example of creativity - taking pieces designed for one thing and repurposing them in a way that still makes perfect sense.
Where the elephant is impressive, I think the snail is elegant in its simplicity.

Also some child out there with less than two dozen small pieces managed to utterly shame Chris' "over thirty hours of work" and $500+ in materials.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

A-№1 said:
I see the recent "friendly truth" hasn't chipped away at Chris' overweening ego any. He assumes that if only someone at Lego notices his "amazing creation" they will reward him and declare him King of Legos or something.

I have no doubt that at least someone at Lego has noticed Chris', for lack of a better word, "work", and have doubtless come to the obvious conclusion their company needs to distance itself as much as possible from the manbaby. Chris does not make for successful advertising (well, maybe if you're advertising abortions).

FemboiBunny said:
Ohhh i finally get it, the only reason why he uploaded and spammed his ex-highschool classmates with that video is because he wanted them to vote for him, so he can win the contest... you really haven't changed chris, you really haven't...
I think you've sussed it. I figured the new video after such a long absence had to be because Chris wanted something. I was assuming it was because Chris wanted to drum up support again for his reunion plans and did it in his usual vague fumbling voodoo manner. But now I think you've worked out the truth: Chris' objective is much more direct (and banal). He just wants to win a contest. For children.

introman said:
I noticed that his jeans are starting to look pretty ragged.
Well, to be fair my own pants look even more ragged. Of course that's because I work in them.

Shadow Fox said:
Loving a lot of those kids' contest entries. That snail is so simple, but such a great example of creativity - taking pieces designed for one thing and repurposing them in a way that still makes perfect sense.
Where the elephant is impressive, I think the snail is elegant in its simplicity.

Also some child out there with less than two dozen small pieces managed to utterly shame Chris' "over thirty hours of work" and $500+ in materials.

Chris will be really pissed off or depressed when the final results show him that he will get defeated by a child... and yeah, the snail is more simplistic than chris's "ton of work" (as karla called it) but it sure is more creative and more cute than chris's bizarre fantasy world...
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I'm still surprised Chris gets mad at losing to a child, considering he lost all the time in the gameplace and other competitions with kids.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

God dammit, Chris, you couldn't take different, better photos of your precious creation? You had to just take screenshots from your video? I guess taking the time to get the angle and lighting right would be too much work, especially since the video was "good enough" already.

Also, he couldn't be any more obvious in his barefaced attempts at PR. "LEGO should pick my creation because it's a school, and education is good, and I support things that people think are good." Argh, you can't even simplify it any more than the way he originally phrased it.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Chris gets mad when he loses no matter the age, gender, race, or creed of the competition.
 
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Continuing on from my previous post (recap: I like Lego, and think Chris's HS is dumb).

THIS is Manchester High:

Manchesterhigh.jpg


After considering carefully what would be involved in ACTUALLY recreating this school in Lego form, I'm forced again to conclude that Chris is a complete fucking idiot. Why?

1) The exterior of the building consists of (basically) three colors. Three VERY COMMON colors in the lego world.

2) These pieces are available in bulk from Lego stores and can be purchased online. You can get a giant bucket of them for about $20.

3) Most of the school is ONE STORY, making it fairly easy to rebuild to scale, and not requiring the entire roof to be lifted up to access the interior.

Chris's design is needlessly large, needlessly complex, NEEDLESSLY EXPENSIVE and, to reiterate, not very original. After realizing how he could have done a much better project with far less expense, I'm really, really unimpressed by this.

He just wanted to build a fantasy world for Tomgirl Chris and his Gal-Pals... which is fine if that's what he wants to do... but there's NO REASON anyone else should be slightly interested in this, least of all his former HS classmates.
 
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