Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

[Thetan]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental exceptional individual!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218

All of the sets he buys seem to be simple and designed for 6 - 12 year old girls. I'm not sure about the De Lorean. Has Chris ever attempted on of the more advanced sets, intended for teenagers - adults?

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Oh Lordy... Chris is such a monumental exceptional individual!

Just google LEGO and contest to see what the result looks like, when any other thirty year old guy enters a LEGO contest. Some of them are really impressive, and they blow Chris out of the water.

Heck, his high school looks pretty crappy even compared to what kids submit.

Just compare his pisspoor school with one of LEGOs own sets.

http://shop.lego.com/en-DK/Pet-Shop-10218

All of the sets he buys seem to be simple and designed for 6 - 12 year old girls. I'm not sure about the De Lorean. Has Chris ever attempted on of the more advanced sets, intended for teenagers - adults?

Well I guess this is Chris's tomgirl speaking to him. He wants to live his life as a little white girl.

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[Ryan Rash]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

girl avatar obviously

Spoiler

So he listed himself as female? What the fuck... That's just creepy.

Do you think he was honest about his age? We all know that this is a contest for children, and Chris has absolutely no qualms about "bending the rules" to suit him. If he listed his actual age, he may risk being disqualified. Just a thought.....

Not that his gaudy-as-fuck high school would win anyway...

 

[Pikonic]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

If Chris wins a trip to the LEGO HQ I'll drive the half hour to take the tour with him. At the end of the tour I'll use my vagina powers to strike a conversation with him. I'll maintain emotionally linked eye contact. Then I'll lean in real close and sensually whisper

Spoiler

Julay

Or I'll forget, or be at work, that's more likely.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

and what happens if one of Ad*m St*ackh*uses kids win the Lego contest instead of King Flubbawubba?

 

[dangerousanalysis]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I can't wait until someone else wins the competition and then they have a new enemy for life.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

and what happens if one of Ad*m St*ackh*uses kids win the Lego contest instead of King Flubbawubba?

Did he lose the Megatron Pistol in the hoard?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Lego will be very impressed with his idea of combining 8 existing sets to make the same thing but bigger.

8 fucking sets! were they all from the friends range?

Jesus Christ, I work for a retailer that sells this stuff, that must have cost a fortune!

 

[BillRiley]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well, +5 points for not mentioning that he's a lonely autistic warrior for true love and honesty. -1000 points for entering a contest for small children.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Well, +5 points for not mentioning that he's a lonely autistic warrior for true love and honesty. -1000 points for entering a contest for small children.

-995 points. That's a new high score!!

 

[wheat pasta]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Maybe we'll get ANGRYCWC videos if he loses. (okay, probably not, but I can always dream.)

Wouldn't it be funny if a descendant of Adam Stackhouse ended up winning?

 

[Uzumaki]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Ugh. That lego friends thing on youtube that he stole the school from reminds me of the half-hour-toy-commericial shows from the 80s, back before the first generation of kids who grew up with this shit and took it seriously started writing them (and, as a result, actually giving a shit). Talentless hacks, angry with themselves and the world, just throwing words together in the hopes that it will add up to a high enough word count that they can hand it in and start drinking.

 

[ChaosAkita]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Wouldn't it be funny if a descendant of Adam Stackhouse ended up winning?

Isn't Adam in his 30s? I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have any kids.

 

[Uzumaki]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Wouldn't it be funny if a descendant of Adam Stackhouse ended up winning?

Isn't Adam in his 30s? I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have any kids.

How funny would it be if Adam Stackhouse Jr. ended up winning?

 

[Himawari]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Do you think Chris is counting on winning this contest and getting a cash prize that will cover the cost of those 8 Lego sets?

 

[_blank_]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

So Chris has entered a contest?

This will be just like Adam Stackhouse, Chris will lose, get angry and give us free content even though nobody did a goddamn thing to him, just like Adam.

He is his own biggest troll.

I wonder then if he's going to then upload a video of him repeatedly shooting an 8-year old with a Megatron pistol. HELLO FBI database!

 

[Springblossom]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Do you think Chris is counting on winning this contest and getting a cash prize that will cover the cost of those 8 Lego sets?

Knowing , it wouldn't surprise me.

"Don't wor-don't be worrying yourself, momma. I'm gonna w-The house is-It's a sure bet I'll win dat cash, den we can celebrate at Mickey D's!"

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

"Don't wor-don't be worrying yourself, momma. I'm gonna w-The house is-It's a sure bet I'll win dat cash, den we can celebrate at Mickey D's!"

It's like if a quadriplegic homeless orphan said "I'll make the olympic track team! I'll win, and then I'll finally get a family and food!"

 

[Springblossom]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

"Don't wor-don't be worrying yourself, momma. I'm gonna w-The house is-It's a sure bet I'll win dat cash, den we can celebrate at Mickey D's!"

It's like if a quadriplegic homeless orphan said "I'll make the olympic track team! I'll win, and then I'll finally get a family and food!"

By comparison, the quadriplegic homeless orphan's chances actually look fairly good.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

*Reality Kicking Chris in the Nuts
*Possible overreaction video when he doesn't win
*Drives away more Facebook friends with his bitching