Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

[GFYS]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I'm sure someone at LEGO is going to notice Chris, when the inevitable photo of him in his mom's underwear or his tomgirl pinup shows up. Hell, I'm willing to bet a hundred bucks it's already been sent by now.

Frankly, I think it's sad that his Frankenstein high school is an improvement over the crap he used to make, because it's still really shitty. When "a little less shitty" is the biggest achievement in your life, that's just so... so... Chandler. He's not competition to just about any adult enthusiast. He's barely competition for an average 6 year old. I've seen my little niece's - and her school friends' - LEGO freestyle builds, and they're all at least a little better. Some are leaps and bounds more coherent, and competent. Certainly less creepy, as well.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

*Reality Kicking Chris in the Nuts
*Possible overreaction video when he doesn't win
*Drives away more Facebook friends with his bitching

Thumbs up for Bee.

 

[Descent]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Wouldn't it be funny if a descendant of Adam Stackhouse ended up winning?

Isn't Adam in his 30s? I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have any kids.

His younger sister appeared with him in his Parappa video. She should enter a Lego design. The two of them can start a new family tradition.

 

[derpi]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I wonder what his reaction to the Julaaaays will be :33333

 

[Ronichu]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

 

[kookerpie]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

girl avatar obviously

Spoiler

So he listed himself as female? What the fuck... That's just creepy.

And yet strangely not the creepiest thing he's ever done in his TomGirl persona. I think going into the women's bathroom to try to pee sitting down probably takes that prize, at least in my eyes.

Dont you know? Finding bhat creepy is being transphobic. Anyone who calls themselves a woman should be allowed to use the womens bathroom because reality means nothing! lol

 

[homerbeoulve]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Nintendo and Sony, you're now irrelevant to him anymore. Carry on.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Did he actually choose the female avatar or did the people who designed the site just assume that a product aimed at small girls would only attract small girls?

I don't recall ever seeing a male figure in those Friends product pics.

 

[Himawari]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I'm guessing he chose the girl avatar, the reasoning being that it has long hair which means it looks just like him!

 

[homerbeoulve]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Not going to work.

 

[_blank_]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Did he actually choose the female avatar or did the people who designed the site just assume that a product aimed at small girls would only attract small girls?

I don't recall ever seeing a male figure in those Friends product pics.

Glancing around on the website, I did notice there were different models, looking like you could design your own minifig avatar. Pretty cool, tbh. But yeah, Chris seems to be a hardcore fan of the Heartlake whatever gang so of course he'd have an avatar reflecting them and his completely straight Tomgirl self.

 

[Varis]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I wouldn't be suprised if the prize winner could win a trip to Lego HQ with a friend. He would try to invite one of his gal-pals to go with him because BASICALLY PROMISED.

"Hey Anna..."

My white knight is showing, but I do hope that he isn't removed from the contest for having a questionable online reputation. If there is an age limit in the rules, then he should have known better, but what he built isn't offensive in itself. Lego penises, on the other hand...

 

[The Dude]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Meet the new Chris, same as the old Chris.

I wouldn't be suprised if the prize winner could win a trip to Lego HQ with a friend. He would try to invite one of his gal-pals to go with him because BASICALLY PROMISED.

"Hey Anna..."

My white knight is showing, but I do hope that he isn't removed from the contest for having a questionable online reputation. If there is an age limit in the rules, then he should have known better, but what he built isn't offensive in itself. Lego penises, on the other hand...

Especially a LEGO penis bent at a near right angle that bring to mind the image if the Loch Ness Monster breaching the surface of the water.

Administrator Note: Fixed your double posting.


-bb

 

[asperhes]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Um, the contest rules dictate that the winner is chosen not by voters, but by Lego personnel. Either Chris didn't read the rules (very possible), or he has another reason for posting his new video besides attracting votes.

 

[deeman]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I am not a master of the english language, but when he put "Full scale!" in the description of the entry... doesn't that mean, like...

 

[The Dude]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I am not a master of the english language, but when he put "Full scale!" in the description of the entry... doesn't that mean, like...

Chris doesn't know dick about scale. Or the English language for that matter.

 

[Suloxide]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Chris doesn't know dick about scale. Or the English language for that matter.

That is too true.

 

[Male]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

well chris you know what to do, better start making those fake accounts and stuff those ballots. Maybe you'll win a lego hat.

I'm interested in getting LEGO's attention as well with the building; maybe get something for Manchester High, and for myself. Education is great, and it should be encouraged fully and more fully

What does ANY of this mean? He wants Lego to notice him for the sake of his high school and himself?

 

[shutupman]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

I'm pretty sure Lego has already taken notice of him and are doing their best to ignore the fact he exists.
Does Chris really think people will really ignore all Google results?

 

[Dreamatorium]

Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Is this..

Is this the return of the golden age?

The return of entering contests and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't when?

The return of girls making him do dumb shit on camera?